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Published: 2004-07-26 05:43:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 2127; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 145
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Reading JTHM and decided to draw Happy Noodle Boy...Related content
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Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasselhoff can fly!! Magic jellybeans are growing from my headwound where the flies landed. My scheme is complete!! Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet! And sour!! HAH!! I am TesticlΓͺs, God of rash covered scrotums!! Monkee see, monkee do! What will the monkee do? Huh! Answer the mighty fist! Squirrels ate my nub! You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than crutons!! NOW I FEED!!! Spank my ass and call me Debbie! AHEM! Coff! Coff! AGGCHK! Bloody fuck monkees! Turn your jelly-filled donuts and chase after me lucky charms! Silly ass rabbit! Trix are for kids! Peanuts! Peanuts! Use your hands to wipe your ass! Oh my GOD! It's lint! Neste pas, Cortez! Fuck your goldfish! Not the crackers! I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg! HEY LOOK! I found my hairy butt chia pet! You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil! THE PRETZEL MAKES PPL HORNEY..LEE SAID.. IM HANNIBAL AND IM GONNA EAT UR BRAIN! TO THE BAT CAVE! SUPERMAN AND BATMAN SITTEN IN A TREEE..THE BUGS R IN MY SKIN, OH GOD I CANT GET THESE HANDS OFF MY WRIST! TASTY FOOT OF DOOM! COME MY PORK LET US SNOW FUNKY HORROR ONTO THESE CHEESE PUFFS! YOU! CHEESE MAN! WHAT MY MINION OF PIZZA? DO U LIKE TACOS? AHH THE PIZZA IS OOZING OUT UR EARS! BUT U NEED A GOOD WHACK IN DA HEAD IM GONNA MAKE US WAFFLES! waaaafffleesssssss and no Johnny you cant kill any of them BECAUSE I AM YOUR RULER! MUAHAHAHA I DREW YOU! TAZE-E-BOY! DO NOT CONTRADICT ME I CONTROL YOUR ARMS! HE FED THE ELEPHANT TOO MANY PEANUTS lets go to the mall we can terrorize preps HEYA! PSHHHHHHHH DOOOO WAAA WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE EXPLODE UPON CONTACT WITH THE MELTY YOGURT! I SHALL RIP THAT TOE RIGHT OFF OF YOUR FACE,
YOU TWELVE HEADED COW! HE MAGICAL PALM TREES OF FOOLISH KETCHUP,FEAR MY SQUEAKY NOSE! YOU STARE AND DISCUSS OF ME, YE YOU ENVY MY HAT! HOLY CYCLOPS OF FREAKISHLY DEFORMED HAIRBALLS! OH HOW I LOATHE THE HOBOS LARGE ASS COVERED RIGHT ARM! CHEESE! I EAT YOUR SHOULDER! MOOOOOOO... CHICKEN! ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS MY NOSE HOLES FILL WITH GREEN GELATIN, TELEPHONE RINGS WHEN SLUSH-O'S SCREAM, EATING THE ROOF OF THE CAR! SWIM THROUGH MY SISTERS BOWL OF KETCHUP! I DO NOT FEAR YOU, MUFFIN CHILD! OH-HO-HO-HOOOOO, I CAN FEEL YOUR JOY OVER THE MARRIAGE OF THE SALT TO THE KITCHEN SINK. DO NOT DENY ME THE HOT DOG, YOU WENCH. MY LIPSTICK FEARS YOU MUNDANE! I CANNOT SEE THE BANANA HUMPING THE FRIDGE, OH GOD, MY FOOT HAS SOMEMANY CLUSTERS OF MICRO-CHIPS, AND I FORGOT TO BRING DIP! WAIT, HERES SOME ASS BLISTERS FOR YOU INTERNAL SACRIFICE! OH DEAR JEEZUS, LEAVE ME IN PEACE, GASOLINE-SOAKED PUFFIN BABY!... I NEED ONLY HOT DOG RELISH TO SURVIVE. WHOOO! THE MOUSEPAD FEARS YOUR CHICKENY GOODNESS. PASS THROUGH MY UNHOLY BUTTER. CHICKEN EYES ARE REEKING OF YOUR LETTUCE... FEET! I FEAR THE KINDNESS OF THE LEAVES! MY GRANDMOTHERS MOLDY COLESLAW IMPLODES AT THE SIGHT OF MY BEST FRIENDS FREAKISHLY MALFORMED RAMEN NOODLE. I ENJOY THE MOOSE, BUT DO YOU ENJOY THE CANADIAN GOOSE, RULER OF ALL THAT IS THE ALPHABET?
MY ROBE IS FULL OF SOAKED BROWN DENTURES! SPAW WITH THE HIPPO'S SINGLE LETTUCE LEAF! NO NO! ANYTHING BUT THE RUSTED OLD CLUNKER OF A MILK JUG! ... I CAN HEAR YOU AND YOUR EXPLODY SOUNDS OF SUFFERING, OH FRIGGIN HELL! THE TOILET HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN CLOGGED BY THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WHATEVER LIES WITHIN.
IT MAKES ME OVERFLOW WITH BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS. OH, HOW GORGEOUS IS MY NEED FOR BROTHY CANDLE HOLDERS. I REALLY DO LOVE THE SMELL OF CARDBOARD BOXES IN THE MORNING.MY GIANT RUBBER BRA ATTACKS THE FAT WOMAN AND HER MISSING NUMBER! POKEMON, GOTTA RAPE EM ALL! CHEW MY PRE-FORMED TESTES, OH DEAR GOD!ALL YOU DIBBY MONKEYS OF DOOM, HEAR MY MOOSE SPIT FILLED CRIES! SANDWICHES BOXES ATE MY SOCKS, AND FOR THAT, I MUST PRANCE LIKE A RADIOACTIVE FLYING FLAMING PAPAYA!
SICKENING CHRISTMAS ORDAINMENTS DECORATE MY LUNCHMEAT! CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO FLAMINGO DANCE! I MUST SING, MY CORDLESS CHESS PIECES! ALL YOU PIECES OF CAPITAL PLASTIC MUST SURRENDER TO THE FLASHBULB OF DOOM BECAUSE THE DUKE OF SPAM WHO LIVES IN TARTER SAUCE COMMANDS YOU!
GO URINATE ON A RABID SQUIRREL! I HAVE NO TIME TO FARM YOUR PAGAN NACHOS! GO BACK TO THE BACTERIAL CHESTNUT THAT YOU CAME FROM, YOU SLIME FILLED TOUPEE WEARING BADGER! MY FLEAS OF CHEESY PUFFINESS WISHES FOR YOUR HALF-DIGESTED POTATOES!
I WILL NEVER TRY TO INTERPRET THE TOENAILS OF SHEEP! NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY BABBLE ABOUT BILL CLINTON'S NOSE HAIR! STRINGS OF MARCHING SILLY PUTTY WILL SMOKE A THONG FOR BREAKFAST TEA! GORGE ON BAT GUANO AND BATHROOM TILES YOU DIGITAL CAMERA MADE OF MUSHED STINKBUGS!
NAZI WATERMELONS WILL NEVER DIE UNTIL I KISS THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH! I WISH THAT YOU WOULD MARCH TO YOUR DEMISE ON A PLATE OF TOE JAM! FEED ON CHEESE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM A YAK IN 1975! THEY WILL COME FOR YOU AND THEY WILL BE ARMED WITH PULLOUT COUCHES AND UN-SPAYED CATS! FEAR THEIR SHRIMP BORN OF BROKEN DISHWASHERS! EAT MY DIRTY LAUNDRY AND RUBBER BANDS, DASTARDLY SOURDOUGH CHEERLEADER!
KILL ALL THAT RESIST THE CAPERS FOUND IN HEALTH FOOD STORES! NONE IS MORE DEADLY THEN THE CAPERS ARMED WITH HALF FROZEN SUGARLESS PINK JELL-O! EXPOSED TO THE KILLER LICE ARMED WITH ANVILS, THEY WILL MARCH ON RUBBER DUCKIES! YOU ROMAN WHEEL CHAIR, SUFFER FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS WITH MY AUNT MARTHA WHO SMELLS OF FRENCH FRIES!
PRAY TO THE CONCRETE OLD PERSON THAT BLEACH LOLLYPOPS WILL BE STUFFED INTO YOUR NOSE, FOR I HAVE EATEN ALL THE SHINGLES! MAY MY COW KICK YOUR FOOT, WHO WIGGLES LIKE A PLATYPUS! I HOPE THAT A VENOMOUS GUY NAMED JACK THE DUDE BITES YOUR VESICLES, SO THAT YOU MAY BE TURNED TO TOE LINT! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TO TELL ME I CAN'T WEAR STOCKINGS ON MY BRAINS? IT'S BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE TEXTURE OF THE MOONBEAMS! NOW I HAVE TO FEED ALL OF YOUR ZOO FISHIES TOO? WHAT IS THIS WORLD GOING THROUGH? DON'T READ THE TOXICALLY ADDICTIVE LEMONS FOR THEY WILL EAT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WHEN THE QUARTER MOON RISES AND THE VAMPIRE FROGS SNIFF YOUR SHOELACES! I'LL FLY AWAY LIKE SO MANY STANKY CHICKEN BONES! WHEEEEEE! By the road, that's what Ricky Lake and Maury and all those other talk shows out to eat my fingers are for. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T FLY IN THIS COSTUME? I STILL HATE YOU DESPITE YOUR TENDENCIES TO KILL BIRDS AND LEAVE THEM ON MY HEAD AS HALLOWEEN PRESENTS! THE SQUIRRELS ARE WATCHING YOU! THEY LOOK ALL STUPID AND BEAVER LIKE WHEN THE SUN IS OUT! BUT WHEN YOU HAVE HANGNAILS THEY TURN RED AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE TO BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC! YOU MAY SKI DOWN THE SEWAGE FILLED RIVERS OF TEMPORARY DARN-NATION BUT YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE WHACK-A-MOLE'S MINIONS! HOLY BICYCLE TIRES YOU NEED BOOZE! THERE'S BLOOD IN MY SUGAR STREAM! NOOOOOO! ANTIE EM! ANTIE EM! IT'S ALL GOING PURPLE AND GREEN! DOWN WITH BARNEY! HE PROMOTES THE EXISTENCE OF SUNNY TREE TRUNKS AND STATIC CLINGING KEYBOARDS! QUIT REARRANGING THE FEATURES ON THE JOINTS OF MY NECK HAIRS! Fine. *sniff* Be that roadkilled virtual ducky. I never feared your elbows anyway. FEAR MY RANTING! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THOSE PEEPS TO QUIT HANGING UP ON ZOMBIES? IT'S LIKE THEY JUST WON'T STAY SALTY NO MATTER HOW MUCH I PEPPER THEM! CURSE YOU TEDDY BEAR FLUFF! I always knew you would butcher me with your incessant butter knives and anemic fire hydrants in the middle. Flibbergibet FEAR MY RANTS! Awwww, but I wanted to be a rock. FOOK YOU, ONE WHO DENIES ME POP ROCKS! YOU MAY TAKE MY INFECTED BRAIN HAIRS! YOU MAY TAKE MY FOOT POWDER! BUT YOU MAY NEVER TAKE MY FREEZY! FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS MILLISECOND! BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER! SHE'S JUST A GARBAGE CAN WHAT THINKS I SMELL NICE! BUT THE FRUIT LOOP IS NOT MY TOENAIL DAMNIT! SEND IT TO OUTER SPACE TO BE WITH ITS MARS DUSTY HENCHMEN AND MENTALLY LEMONY FOLLOWERS! I REFUSE TO DISBELIEVE THAT I DO NOT POSESS THE POWER TO IDENTICALLY LINK PAPER CLIPS TO SPACE SHIPS ON INTERSPASTIC GOO MISSIONS! BEWARE THE DEMONS IN YOUR COMPUTER! THEY HAIL THE LEMON QUEEN WHO WILL EAT YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARY SLEEP AND CALL UPON HER GREEN MINIONS THE PEEPING FROGS TO INGEST SQUIRRELS AND LEAVE THEM ON THE DOORSTEPS OF UNSUSPECTING HORSE FLIES! I NOW DRINK NEGATIVE TEN MILLION PIXIE STICKS AND WHEEEEEEE! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU DENY THE PESTULENCE OF A HIGHER TOILET? DOES IT NOT SPRAY YOU WITH PESTICIDES AND DANCE IN THE RAIN ON THE GRAVES OF THE MOMENTARILY DARNED? I FOLLOWED THE WHITE RABBIT, BUT HE JUMPED OFF A PURPLE DAISY CLIFF! USE YOUR FEET WINGS BUNNY! IT SICKENS ME WITH COFFEE STAINS THAT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIX THE RADIO NO MATTER HOW LITTLE MINUTES I SPEND WHISPERING AND POINTING AT IT NOT TO PLAY COUNTY MUSIC AND NOXIOUS REPEATING PARASITE BALLODS OF THE INSANE ROOSTER! WHEN THE TREES FLY PURPLE HOVERCRAFTS AND THE BALLERINAS CEASE TO COAT MY PANTS IN WITE OUT! THAT IS WHEN I WILL STOP FREEZE DRYING CROW EGGS AND THROWING THEM AT UNSUSPECTING CHICKADEES! DOES THE SNAKE PEASANT DARE MAKE ME EXPLAIN MY ULTRA-YELLOW MOTIVES TO A CRACK? AND I SHALL WREAK BLUE LIQUIDY VENGANCE UP UPON ALL OF THE SWIMMING POOL INFECTIONS OF THE BRACELET! DO YOU DARE MOCK MY QUEASY QUEASYNESS? DO YOU? OR DO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR SQUIGGLY LEG HAIRS TO DO IT FOR YOU? They did research papers on kumquats in elenventeenth grade, but they can no longer hold the peppery evilness of pot school! THE LITTLE LEMON TREE DOST MOCK ME IN IT'S LEMONYNESS! AWW! BUT I WANTED TO BE A RABID KIWI! COOL! CAN I BE A LEPER TOO? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LETTERS CAN BE FLAMMABLE WHEN PLACED IN THE RAIN PRINTER? TELL THE ROOSTER TO FLY BACK TO HIS NEW PLANET TO BE WITH THE EVIL RACE OF COO-COO CLOCK MAKERS! I WILL NOT GET UP UNLESS I GET TO TAKE A DUMP ON THE MAYOR'S DOG! In conclusion, today I learned how fish go to the bathroom and monkeys climb pixie sticks. Have a bad night everyone, and horrible, stinking, rotting and decaying mental health. What's that on your head? WAIT, WAIT DON'T SPILL HOT COCOA ON MY ARMS! I FOUND IT! IT'S A SWIMMING POOL! YES IT IS! I CAN STING IT IN MY SPLEEN, THRASHING AROUND LIKE A BADLY DRAWN HAMSTER ON A CAFFENEINE MIDDLE! THE WORMS CRAWL IN, THE SNAILS SLIDE OUT AND FIND A RINGWORM IN YOUR NOSEHOLE IN WHICH THEY CAN DIE HAPPILY EVER SQUIGGLY IN A TOADSTOOL! TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS NEGATIVE FOURTEEN DAMNIT! AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT FROOT LOOP THINKS ABOUT MY PINK DRESS AND PANTYHOSE! IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND NOT BREAK A FOLLICLE! TELL HIM TO SHOVE IT UP HIS EYEBALL AND SEE HOW IT SQUIRMS LIKE RABID KIWIS AND MURDEROUS ORANGES WITH CHAINSAWS AND SCREECHING WEASELS! THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER FIND ME IN DA CLUB IS IF MY HANDS ARE TIED IN AN AWKWARD POSITION IN A MUD BATH FULL OF GREEN PIGGIES WITH ORANGE CHICKENS FLYING OVER THE MOON AFTER MURDERING THE COWS AND TAKING OVER MARS AND PLUTO WITH WATER GUNS AND THROWING SPACE ROCKS AT THE VACUUM THAT IS THE SHOE OF SHITNEY SPEARS AND JUMP ON JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S EARDRUMS WITH TOOTHPICKS IN HEAD AND THE MOON IS IN THE 112TH HOUSE OF POOINESS! SQEAK THE RUBBER CHICKEN THOUGH IT HAS NO PLACE FOR YOU IN ITS DESOLATE HEART OF CONGEALED TURKEY MEAT! QUACK WHEN NUNS ARE WATCHING AND ASK YOUR LOCAL SALTED PEANUTS DISPENSER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE AND THEN RUN SLOWLY AS THE WORLD EXPLODES BEFORE YOUR VERY NOSE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU WHEN THE MAGNOLIAS COME FOR YOUR SOUL! I'LL JUST SAY YOU DIED OF SUPERNATURAL CAUSES WHEN THEY FIND YOU HANGING ON A FLAGPOLE WITH A TOASTER GLUED TO YOUR SOCKS! Shut up! Shut up you fucking alarm clock! Shut the fuck up! Damn piece of shit! ALL MUST BOW DOWN AT MY STINKY CHEESE! IT WILL KILL YOU WITH ITS STINKYNESS! CAUSE IT IS STINKY! ALL PARENTS WILL SMELL MY SHORTS! I EAT LIONS! POWERD EGGS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL! EAT MY SHORTS! LEGOLAS YOU ARNT SHORT LIKE THE KEBLER ELVES! YOUR TALLER THEN THEM! FUCK YOU LITTLE DOGGY YOU WILL NOT GET MY PINS THEY ARE MINE I TELL YOU MINE! I WILL RULE YOU ALL CAUSE I AM GOD! I WILL...MEWO! MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO CAT MEWO MEWO MEWO! MONKEY GO MOO AND COWS GO BARK! CHEESE GIMME CHEESE! YOU BLOOBY PEOPLE! I WILL KILL YOU WITH THE MUFFINS OF KILLING PEOPLE! YOU WILL DIE! I EAT WORMS! I WILL EAT YOU ALL! NOW LISTEN TO ME PEOPLE YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME! ON YOUR KNEES! WITH MUFFINS ON YOUR HEAD! NOW YOU WILL DIE! DIE!NOW THAT I AM BACK! I WILL RANT MORE NOW YOU WILL EAT MY SHORTS ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS! DIE EVIL MONKEYS THAT GO MOO! AND CATS THAT GO MEWO! BE THE EVIL MONKEY NOODLE FROM MARS! SNIFF MY TEDDY BEAR YOU FEIND! HEY! MACARENA! GET ME DINNER BITCH! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE FUCKING LOG SHOW? IT TOOK AWAY MY KNEEEEE! I HAVE A FORK! IT BE ALL FORKY AND SUCH! I SHALL POKE YOU LIKE A
MANGO! FUCK! I CAN'T SEE MY INVISIBLE PLANE! GET OUT OF MY WAY MUFFIN MAN! NO I WILL NOT MARRY YOU BITCH! BOCK BOCK! I have no need for you Aunt Jemimah! I AM NAKED! I AM NAKED! WITNESS THE FULL POWER OF MITOSIS IN MY ELBOWS! THEY SPLIIIIT! THEY SPLIIIIIIT! CHEMICAL X! DAMN YOU PROFESSOR! MUST YOU BE SO FUCKING CARELESS? ARGH! WALRUS! GET IN MY ABDOMEN YOU FUCKING EVIL MONKEY MAN FROM MARS! YOU FALLING, BUT I BLINK! I BLIIIINK!
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