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NerdyWitchoftheWeb — Cheer Up, Emo Kid
Published: 2010-10-19 01:51:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 311; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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This is to all of those self-proclaimed emos who BAW about how their comfortable life with a loving family is terrible and how life is a suffocating black abyss just because they didn't get the latest iBitch nano installment. They get a shitty piece of muro fanart. Enjoy~Made with deviantART muro
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Exactly. Most people, especially self-proclaimed emos, tend to be ungreatful for what they have and lable themselves as miserable souls when they are living generally comfortable lives.
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Plus, they try to be so original. The irony of that is that they've become so commercial, they've are anything BUT.
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Exactly! They claim that they are lost individual souls dealing with massive turmoil when really, they're just hypocrites who whine and complain at every opprotunity. I mean, sure I complain alot, but at least I know that I don't have it nearly as bad off as I might think.
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And don't forget arrogant philistines who can't take a hint- or a hit- that they should just face facts, realize that life sucks and they should just perservere.
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Oh god, those are annoying. I can't take hanging around dillusional people for long.
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You don't mean me do you?
Because I'm just doing as much as I can to halt the Emo army. Besides, even their favorite bands hate the emo fashion!
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Of course not. You seem to have a more realistic mindstate of what I've seen so far.
Even "emo bands" hate emos...and that's saying something!
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Hell, Gerard Way of the band "My Chemical Romance" says that - QUOTE -"emo is bullsh!t".
I do believe that this guy could have the plausibility of being a grade-A troll/ internet geek.
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OHBURN.
Highly likely.
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Yeah, so did Panic at the Disco and a couple of other bands. Needless to say, Emo's are a dying race. Next, We'll move onto scenesters, the arrogant dipsh!ts, they are.
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Sweet.
Most likely. They claim not to be gossipous bitches, but you know that's a huge lie.
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I think they aren't just gossipous bitches, but merely palette swaps of emos that have a sh!ttier taste in music.
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The ones I know are. >.< As for what you said, that is also pretty true. They all seem to wear clashing neon colors now instead of just black and occassionaly red.
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Luckily for us, they make for EXCELLENT troll targets.
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Very true. BAAAW I IZ CUT MAISELPH CUZ MAH GURLFRIND DUMPED ME!!!1111
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See what I mean? They can't even TYPE english, much less speak it!
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True facts you've got there. >.<
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Hell, they, can't even do ENGRISH right!
Oh, and happy halloween.
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You know it's pretty sad when they can't get freaking ENGRISH right.
Oh, and happy halloween to you too!
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Right. Can the scenesters be made fun of in a deviation?
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Most definately. I'll be sure to dedicate one to them in all of their glory. XD
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Well, good luck with your future endeavors!
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lol Whoever said Emo was cool needs to be bricked.
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THIS. Is very very true.
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That looks like my dream holiday! Where did you take this picture?
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I took it in Emo Kindergarden in BAAAWville, Bitchtucky.
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Great! I'll grab my stuff! I know where i'm celebrating my 18th!
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You really should. It's kickass! They even have tear-flavored french-cries there!
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Tear flavored, or covered in emo-tears?
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Tear flavored and if you can find a fresh emo ripe for the picking, you can coat it in bloody emo tears too. It's better than ketchup!
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I'M THERE! Any good hotels and sights to see?
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Yeah. For a hotel, I'd strongly suggest Monster Under My Bed and Cry Me a River. For good sights to see, you can head to the Whineatorium if your wanting to see wimpy emos make pathetic attempts at sports. There's also the Suicide-Hotline Cafe, where the most EMU of the emos go to slice their wrists and bitch about nothing. I, personally, love visiting the bookstores. They nearly cry their eyeballs out when I start lighting the Twilight books on fire and putting the covers over printed copies of the My Immortal fanfiction. It. Kicks. ASS.
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Oh my god, I love you. <3 Marry me?
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I feel honored. XD Lol, at this rate I'm going to have my own harem... (lol j/k)
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Well, seeing as I've already married twice and have about five children over the internet, that would make us even. XD
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Indeed. XD
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I laughed all the way down this, the jizzed at the last part! Pure gold!
I'm imagining it like Venice, only with tears~<3
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I'm glad. :3 Emos are always fun to poke fun at.
Exactly! XD Also, there would be more black and instead of normal chatter you'd hear the raging BAAWing of hormonal teenage bitches as they have unpleasant fail-sex with their imaginary boyfriends toys.
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I don't see any much, but I do hear about ones who brag about cutting themselves for some odd reason!
That sounds like my 16th birthday... Without the sex. Have we met?
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I've met quite a few in my day. Annoying little bastards, they are...
Mehbeh, mehbeh nawt.
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I'm glad I haven't! I hate people whining about 'how their life sucks' because their parents banned them of their computer for a day...
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Oh trust me, I've met alot of those. I'd probably be bitching if I got my computer taken away, but I wouldn't kill myself for it. I'd earn it back.
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Exactly. Bitching and moaning over something so insignificant is just plain silly!
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It is. Besides, even if it is unpleasant to have it taken away, there's always worse that could happen.
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Yup~ Like rape. Yet people still seem to find that funny..
OMG, IT'S YOO!*Rapes*
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Yeah. It isn't funny and it never will be.
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Did I miss when the word 'Glomps' got replaced by 'rapes' or something? I feel uncool~
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Inorite? Not only is it immature, it's downright rediculous.
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Cheer up Emo Kid! You can now use cut outside of battle.
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