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Published: 2003-11-16 03:12:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 12876; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 719
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Description I did this one for a friend of mine that wants the hulk to help potty train her son. All I could keep hearing in my head is a twisted rendition of the REM song singing "Everybody Poops".

Anyway, I did this on paper with pencil first, then ink, then scanned it on the old computer and did a quick paintbucket fill for the colors. Added the text at the top and here it is. Didn't spend a whole lot of time on it, but I'm glad I got to work at last.

Enjoy... and remember, everybody poops.
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Comments: 33

StrawberryGiggles [2019-07-16 20:48:17 +0000 UTC]

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m00nchild98 In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2023-06-23 20:46:57 +0000 UTC]

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reuploadyoutubestuff In reply to StrawberryGiggles [2021-06-01 09:08:38 +0000 UTC]

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StrawberryGiggles In reply to reuploadyoutubestuff [2021-06-01 09:17:23 +0000 UTC]

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Jessicaraine [2012-11-11 17:33:42 +0000 UTC]

Gonna form a band and call it "mean green poop machine"

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nevershop In reply to Jessicaraine [2012-11-13 13:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Excellent! Can I have free tickets when you fill the stadiums?

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Jessicaraine In reply to nevershop [2012-11-14 02:22:53 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah, front row, right in the splash zone!

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nevershop In reply to Jessicaraine [2012-11-17 12:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Hurray for splash zone!!! wait... I mean... eeewwww.

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Jessicaraine In reply to nevershop [2012-11-17 15:06:41 +0000 UTC]

This will be the best night of your life so you have to deal with it

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Crazy110 [2012-05-08 00:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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RougeXAmy4ever [2011-06-26 01:07:20 +0000 UTC]

lol poor hulk looks fucking hilarious, he prob shits more than 1 ton of poop per year XD and like you said, if he's constipated, he's pissed then lol

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thunderlee [2011-03-02 23:58:12 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SamwiseTheAwesome [2010-04-25 01:13:45 +0000 UTC]

I totally have a book called Everybody Poops, great pic

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kytutty [2009-09-16 00:20:15 +0000 UTC]

sweet

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fenixspirit368 [2009-02-18 18:18:11 +0000 UTC]

poor toilet XD

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nevershop In reply to fenixspirit368 [2009-02-19 05:53:59 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Now that's an interesting perspective

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feceface [2007-09-27 07:11:07 +0000 UTC]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*Deap breath*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhahaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahHAHSHSHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAWAHHKKKK AAAKUGAKAKUCHHEUCHHEUCKCCcc*crack!*

he must plop at least 167 lbs of crap in one pooping.

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nevershop In reply to feceface [2007-10-01 05:27:16 +0000 UTC]

I've always wondered what the Hulk eats when he's big and green...

But yes, you wouldn't like him when he's constipated.

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WolfMoon85 [2007-06-19 06:03:59 +0000 UTC]

he must do some good ones!

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nevershop In reply to WolfMoon85 [2007-06-19 06:59:01 +0000 UTC]

Especially if he has burritos for lunch! He gets super gassy.... You wouldn't like him when he's gassy...

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WolfMoon85 In reply to nevershop [2007-06-20 09:22:36 +0000 UTC]



lol...yeah, it could kill!

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Olfe [2007-06-06 13:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I have to it!!!

Because it's very well done!!! (And because...you know...poop...! POOP!!! I don't know why but I love this silly word! Poop...)
Hulk's anatomy with all the big fat muscles is very well done and his face expression!?!?! Hrhrhrhrhr...-he looks bit...stressed!?

I still like your way to color your drawings! I know that you told that you hate coloring but it's awesome! Green rocks!

Uh, did Hulk help to pottery the kid?

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Olfe In reply to Olfe [2007-06-06 13:56:57 +0000 UTC]

POTTERY!!! HIT ME!!! Damnd English...

Of course I DON'T mean pottery! I wanna ask if Huld HELPED TO POTTY TRAIN the kid!
Gnaaaaa...-sorry! Laughing is allowed!

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Olfe In reply to Olfe [2007-06-06 13:58:21 +0000 UTC]

Hulk...Hulk...HULK...-NOT Huld! Oh well...I should creep into a burrow and...die! I feel it...the end is near!

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nevershop In reply to Olfe [2007-06-06 18:35:04 +0000 UTC]

Don't let a couple of typos drive you to death by burrow!

Yes, apparently this did help the little boy to not be afraid of the toilette. However, I ended up printing this on a t-shirt later on and giving it to my girlfriend's kids. They loved it too.

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Olfe In reply to nevershop [2007-06-06 18:48:40 +0000 UTC]

I changed my mind and I creeped out of my burrow!

They wear the pooping Hulk as a print on a t-shirt!??! GREAT!!! Haha, I can understand that they love it! The motive is very funny!!! Hehe...

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oedalis [2003-11-16 09:41:33 +0000 UTC]

Jason this is so fucking awesome! It looks so clean---you did a great job!!


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nevershop In reply to oedalis [2003-11-16 17:45:46 +0000 UTC]

thanks dude!

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spoogens [2003-11-16 09:23:57 +0000 UTC]

.... I Love you

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nevershop In reply to spoogens [2003-11-16 17:46:35 +0000 UTC]

aw shucks... if all i had to do was draw the hulk on the toilet to find love, then i would have done that a long long time ago!

thanks!

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Droog151 [2003-11-16 03:15:39 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO! Thats freakin Awesome. Two thumbs up!

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suicidewolf [2003-11-16 03:15:36 +0000 UTC]

HA! This is GREAT! I love the drawing. Wonderful shadows, nice color for quick paintbuckets.

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nevershop In reply to suicidewolf [2003-11-16 03:19:16 +0000 UTC]

thanks to all!

yeah, i am really excited with how it came out. considering how quickly i put it together.

im gonna go drink a red bull now and hope that it keeps me in production mode!

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