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THE THEME OF SHE WHO OWNS SINA: youtu.be/A3U1jyRl7T0

Hiya! *Waves at you!* I’m Sina, and I’m a Statue Girl! I was created by the Mad Scientist Rodrick and the Reserved Architect Mick at their Build-A-Butt Workshop that they both run together as a side hustle! Paige commissioned them to create me in the image of The Legendary Gertha, one of the most famous women in Nigelopian history, because she wanted people to know how amazing she was. …Wait, let me word that more clearly: Paige wanted people to know how amazing SHE was, so she paid Rodrick and Mick 700,000 dollars EACH to create a Statue based on that Gertha lady as a status symbol! *Giggle!* That Paige! She’s so full of herself and it’s sooo cute~. I love her!

Rodrick and Mick tried to get Gertha to model for my creation, but Gertha is really fat and lazy and likes to sit on her fat ass like a champion all day, so since she declined, they had to find another girl to model her butt for me… They got this creepy girl named Misty. Well, other people call her creepy, but I think she’s cool! She slapped my butt REALLY hard when she first saw mah big fat booty! I can tell she’s really, REALLY strong!

Now I know what you’re thinking about me, I know what you’re thinking: “She’s a STATUE?! Made of SPARKLY SILVER?! How the hell am I supposed to HIT THAT?!?!” Yeah, am I right? I can REEAAAAD your MIIIIND!! (I’m joking, I’m kidding!) But boy oh boy have I got news for you! Rodrick and Mick created me with a very special system called IECS (Internal Element Conversion System! I think!) that allows me to feel nice and soft and smooth just like a human girl when people touch me! It gives my body human properties! Like, look at my butt! *Sticks it out at you!* *Bounce* The fat on it jiggles and bounces just like a human girl’s does! *Slap slap, jiggle jiggle!* You didn’t think they would create me without making me good for sex, would you? Come on, everyone loves Butt Sex! It’s fun, and it feels good and it’s healthy! It’s always nice to have some in between Mega Man sessions! My butt crack is just as tight and warm as Melanie’s or Paige’s or Reina’s or even Gertha’s! So don’t worry at all, you can bang my booty all night~! ;D Ahahahaha! *Covers her face!* Omigod, I actually said that, didn’t I?! …I meant it! I ain’t got no shame, honey!

Soooo, I’m like, one of Paige’s Eternal Servants, along with her butler Jarvis, and those two foreigners from England that she hired, Hector Pacifica and Peter Pacifica! We get along sooo great and I’m cool, and they’re cool, and Paige is cool, so we’re all cool, cuz everything’s cool. As you can clearly see, I have an incredibly broad vocabulary, and butt. I’m Paige’s bodyguard and sex slave! I’m really strong! *Flexes her arm and butt muscles!* So, Paige has me fight the EVIL FORCES OF DOOM! …By that I mean burglars, and giant Magical 10-Foot Coons that come into your house at 3 in the morning! 😱 Don’t worry, I can beat up anybody who tries to lay a finger on my Paige! ..Let me explain that more clearly: A finger in harm. I don’t mind if you lay a finger on her sexually, or in a friendly/romantic way, that’s fine!

I’m also Paige’s sex slave, so when Paige calls me, I have to be ready immediately to go give her a lap dance and twerk against her body while she plays with my bouncy ball butt! If I’m not ready in time, she pulls down my yoga pants and spanks me! And even if I am ready on time, she can still spank me if she chooses, because I’m her sex slave and she can do whatever she wants with muh body~… I love my job. *Whispers euphorically* Love it. ^^

Ah… I love life. I’m so happy I was created. Shout out to my boys Rodrick and Mick! Ya’ll the MVP and I’m the MVB! (Most Valuable Butt)

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THE THEME OF SHE WHO OWNS SINA: youtu.be/A3U1jyRl7T0

Hiya! *Waves at you!* I’m Sina, and I’m a Statue Girl! I was created by the Mad Scientist Rodrick and the Reserved Architect Mick at their Build-A-Butt Workshop that they both run together as a side hustle! Paige commissioned them to create me in the image of The Legendary Gertha, one of the most famous women in Nigelopian history, because she wanted people to know how amazing she was. …Wait, let me word that more clearly: Paige wanted people to know how amazing SHE was, so she paid Rodrick and Mick 700,000 dollars EACH to create a Statue based on that Gertha lady as a status symbol! *Giggle!* That Paige! She’s so full of herself and it’s sooo cute~. I love her!

Rodrick and Mick tried to get Gertha to model for my creation, but Gertha is really fat and lazy and likes to sit on her fat ass like a champion all day, so since she declined, they had to find another girl to model her butt for me… They got this creepy girl named Misty. Well, other people call her creepy, but I think she’s cool! She slapped my butt REALLY hard when she first saw mah big fat booty! I can tell she’s really, REALLY strong!

Now I know what you’re thinking about me, I know what you’re thinking: “She’s a STATUE?! Made of SPARKLY SILVER?! How the hell am I supposed to HIT THAT?!?!” Yeah, am I right? I can REEAAAAD your MIIIIND!! (I’m joking, I’m kidding!) But boy oh boy have I got news for you! Rodrick and Mick created me with a very special system called IECS (Internal Element Conversion System! I think!) that allows me to feel nice and soft and smooth just like a human girl when people touch me! It gives my body human properties! Like, look at my butt! *Sticks it out at you!* *Bounce* The fat on it jiggles and bounces just like a human girl’s does! *Slap slap, jiggle jiggle!* You didn’t think they would create me without making me good for sex, would you? Come on, everyone loves Butt Sex! It’s fun, and it feels good and it’s healthy! It’s always nice to have some in between Mega Man sessions! My butt crack is just as tight and warm as Melanie’s or Paige’s or Reina’s or even Gertha’s! So don’t worry at all, you can bang my booty all night~! ;D Ahahahaha! *Covers her face!* Omigod, I actually said that, didn’t I?! …I meant it! I ain’t got no shame, honey!

Soooo, I’m like, one of Paige’s Eternal Servants, along with her butler Jarvis, and those two foreigners from England that she hired, Hector Pacifica and Peter Pacifica! We get along sooo great and I’m cool, and they’re cool, and Paige is cool, so we’re all cool, cuz everything’s cool. As you can clearly see, I have an incredibly broad vocabulary, and butt. I’m Paige’s bodyguard and sex slave! I’m really strong! *Flexes her arm and butt muscles!* So, Paige has me fight the EVIL FORCES OF DOOM! …By that I mean burglars, and giant Magical 10-Foot Coons that come into your house at 3 in the morning! 😱 Don’t worry, I can beat up anybody who tries to lay a finger on my Paige! ..Let me explain that more clearly: A finger in harm. I don’t mind if you lay a finger on her sexually, or in a friendly/romantic way, that’s fine!

I’m also Paige’s sex slave, so when Paige calls me, I have to be ready immediately to go give her a lap dance and twerk against her body while she plays with my bouncy ball butt! If I’m not ready in time, she pulls down my yoga pants and spanks me! And even if I am ready on time, she can still spank me if she chooses, because I’m her sex slave and she can do whatever she wants with muh body~… I love my job. *Whispers euphorically* Love it. ^^

Ah… I love life. I’m so happy I was created. Shout out to my boys Rodrick and Mick! Ya’ll the MVP and I’m the MVB! (Most Valuable Butt)