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Published: 2008-09-28 00:02:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 10573; Favourites: 212; Downloads: 102
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Description I needed to make some sort of presentation for my online class, and we're allowed to use flash.. so there you go.

O.o I wonder if I should be worried about fangirls attacking me? OH WELL!


Anyway, there is some sound.. will be more later. YOU HAVE TO CLICK THINGS, and/or roll over them, in order for things to happen.

UPDATE:
I just read a PDF essay discussing Buffy vs Bella as female protagonists in vampire fiction. Its interesting, and fun, and I thought I'd share it for those who actually read the artist comments: [link]
Wooh! Feminism and vampires! <3
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Comments: 375

NiranAroon In reply to ??? [2008-10-01 15:01:40 +0000 UTC]

XD God, that must be hilarious.

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BooMonster In reply to NiranAroon [2008-10-01 16:19:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh it was. Thank god it doesn't happen as much on TF2.
Halo was where it mostly happened, sometimes in Counter Strike as well

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MatandaShinigami1337 In reply to ??? [2008-09-28 00:30:29 +0000 UTC]

I lurrrrrrrvvveeee yooooouuuuuu~ :hearrrrrrrrttt:

I hate Twilight; so does Rook.....
Unfortunately, it's a VERY popular book at our school. Mind if I use this in the middle of class during my freetime~?

XD This was too flippin' perfect~ ^.^

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NiranAroon In reply to MatandaShinigami1337 [2008-09-28 01:10:44 +0000 UTC]

XD Niiiiice

Oh yeah,, feel free. =3

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MatandaShinigami1337 In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-28 01:19:06 +0000 UTC]

XD Yeah, our friend broadway93 LOVES the book....it's like her bible O.o

thaaaank yooouuu~

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Yamiko-Yakou In reply to ??? [2008-09-28 00:21:08 +0000 UTC]

OMG! That was f-'n GREAT! I actually used to like those books, until I slowly started to realize I was reading the greatest of all over-used stereotypes. Then I just laughed at them and more specifically myself--finding it all amusing.

Still... f*ck'n LOVED those expressions!

For a minor note, I went to midnight thing of the fourth book (just to see what it was like), and I "so" wished a brought a video camera... I could've do this with my editing software when I got back:

Now here we are at Borders--observing the "Twilight" fans in their ceremonial habitat! *gasp* It appears that Yamiko has been accepted into the group- and she is bestowed with unusual offerings, stickers as it would seem, saying a strange language, written as "EdwardxBella FOREVER." As she continues to write her findings, every now and then, they make strange high-pitched call (possibly an expression of adoration) whenever someone says the name 'Edward' 'Jacob' or 'Alice.'

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NiranAroon In reply to Yamiko-Yakou [2008-09-28 00:25:18 +0000 UTC]

XD Glad you saw the error of your ways! I don't really take issue with people liking it. Just the ones that claim its 'the best book evar!!!one!!!1!!' and what not.


I'd have died surrounded by fans like that. As someone who's incapable of keeping there mouth shut, I'd have probably caused the formation of a violent mob... similar problem will present itself when my friend and I pop into the theaters to make fun of it. BWAHAHAHA!

Edward = Stalker
Jacob = Rapist in training

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Yamiko-Yakou In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-28 00:26:39 +0000 UTC]

You going to the movie too? Yeah, I want to see just how 'bad' it really is. (Make it acceptable for all audiences...?- HAH!)

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NiranAroon In reply to Yamiko-Yakou [2008-09-28 01:16:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. We'll have to dish about its horrors afterward. XD

I'm not going until after opening weekend though. It's gunna be PAAAACKED, and I dun wanna contribute much money to their first go through.

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Yamiko-Yakou In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-28 02:42:22 +0000 UTC]

Neither do I, but... (because of the plentiful supply of ravenous fan-girls, I don't think Hollywood is going to count on a bad-opening weekend) *prays that this doesn't tamper with the Dark Knight's record*

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to ??? [2008-09-28 00:16:24 +0000 UTC]

*still can't get over the fact they sparkle*

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-09-28 00:17:54 +0000 UTC]

IKNORITE?!?! XD

It drove me NUTS when I first heard about it. Still does, really.
Dun worry, sparkly 'vampires' will be covered in one of the later sections. >=3

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-28 00:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Have you read it? I haven't, but I want to just for first hand experience. (Know your enemy, and all.)

It's because their constantly cold or something, right?
When I first heard that, well, let's just say there was a lewd line about copulation and popsicles. XD

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-09-28 01:12:38 +0000 UTC]

I've read most of the first one, and am pretty aware of what goes on in all of the series.

Their skin is supposed to be like rock, or some such. The real reason they sparkle is because Meyer had a dream of some dude sparkling in a meadow, and god knows why thought 'I should write a bad romance novel about a chick falling in love with a vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' XP

Popsicles. XD

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-28 01:28:35 +0000 UTC]

So, what you're telling me is, they're hard all the time? *shot repeatedly*

Indeed.

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-09-28 01:44:10 +0000 UTC]

XD Yup! That, or permanently in the 'down position'.. except for "venom sperm"...

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-28 02:31:50 +0000 UTC]

"Venom sperm"?
Dare I ask...?

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-09-28 03:17:39 +0000 UTC]

Well Meyer said that vampires couldn't do the nasty, then went back and was all "NU! THEY CAN CAUSE THEY HAVE VENOM TO REPLACE THER FLOOIDS!!1!!!! RITE?!?!?!" And even a good chunk of fans went.. "LULWAT? No!"

So venom sperm.

Its ridiculous and doesn't make sense. Meyer explains this lack of sense with "I'm not a biology major, GOD." Of course, she knows less about biology, based off this saga, than the average 7th grader.

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-29 05:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Pssh, who needs biology when the vampires SPARKLE?

I hear the writing isn't even good. *desparately wants to know what people see in the book*

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-09-30 00:49:36 +0000 UTC]

IKNORITE? Lyk sprkles an v3nom sperm pwn biology!

"The room was familiar; it had been belonged to me since I was born."

It had been belonged to her.

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to NiranAroon [2008-09-30 00:56:48 +0000 UTC]

LoLoLoLoLo!!111ctRLoneeleventy!2``12`

Wow. I do believe I have a great reason to decline if someone wants me to read it.
"I can't for medical reasons."
"Why? D: "
"Every time I look at the words, I start to convulse!"

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-09-30 23:52:53 +0000 UTC]

I would LOVE to here you tell that to a fan. XD

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poptarts-at-2am In reply to NiranAroon [2008-10-01 01:47:52 +0000 UTC]

I am friends with fans.
I JUST MAY GET TO.

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NiranAroon In reply to poptarts-at-2am [2008-10-01 15:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Niiiiiiice

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