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Published: 2014-09-28 14:54:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1198; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 2
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Well, fuck.Looped story...
So basically, I'm the worst assassin ever... xD codex? What codex?D:
Okay, I'm marvelous assassin, but terrible runner Dx
Somehow (lags, lags everywhere) I managed to bring with me whole fucking army to the bureau, running around like decapitated chicken, screaming for Malik...
Soldiers are like ants, srsly... every time I thought I'd lost them they just appeared from damn nowhere!!! and almost everytime I ended fighting with them >.<
(if your old computer doesn't like you like my doesn't like me, then you know, that running away is impossible xD)
I'm too lazy to nicely finish it up, so you have to deal with it!xD
I know most Templars aren't from Germany but I'm pretty sure a lot of them were speaking German or sth in game... I read somewhere that what sound German-ish actually is Old English
btw, I don't know German, I just found quotes of guards, so there may be mistakes! xD sorry
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#60. Rejection
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Lol, those templars look like marshmallows xD
...Ej mam pomysł.
Na piankach zrobić czekoladowe krzyżyki.
I wziąć na ognisko.
Tylko zamiast standardowego kijka byłby hiddenblade xD
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I really like it though there are a few grammar mistakes. It's not: Sterbt die Assassine!
But it is very funny. Happy new year!
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ahh sorry, I don't know German
I wrote what internet said probably with some typos
Thank you and happy new year as well, dear~
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Google translater? I also tried it...and it failed me!
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ahaha right 
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Its grammar is as good as Master Yoda's!
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omg totally!~
don't forget about literal translations~
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ah, komiks taki piękny *__*
Templariusze tacy nierozsądni, kto to widział całą armią się uganiać za jednym człowiekiem xD
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to Altair, wcale im się nie dziwię xD
na pomysł, żeby zajrzeć do siana, obok którego właśnie przebiegł też nigdy nie wpadli...^^
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a może pobiegli za nim, bo chcieli numer telefonu? :< a on ich tak nieładnie potraktował
spoko, w trójce jak siedzisz w krzakach z których perfidnie wystajesz to też cię nie widzą... Może wtedy nie było jeszcze okularów? albo wszyscy poza asasynami mają alergię na siano i nikt na to nigdy nie wpadł, żeby tam się ukryć???
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bo Malik! pewnie nie chciał go bardziej denerwować xD
to poprostu zasługa tych fenomenalnych strojów, które są takie dyskretne, maskują i w ogóle nie wyróżniają z tłumu!
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This made me grin.
I end up doing the same thing in AC2 on occasion. Can't find anything to jump into to hide, keep running, get more guards on me just before I find a haystack, so they know I'm there, etc etc.
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IKR? xD
It's like, at first there is only one behind and out of nowhere there is fifteen of them!! >.<
And when I get rid of 3 or 4 to escape, I end up running from even more xD
Like I've collected every single guard on my way... (which I probably have D: )
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