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Prime: *Looks up thoughtfully* "Maybe..." *Smirks* (Wow, way to be OOC...)
Me: *Hides inside an air vent* "Let's see... Who shall we prank with a fake Saiyan tail today..." *Sees Nitro and Prime* "Aw shit... I didn't really get away!!!" *Sneaks away*
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Nitro:*blush*ahem......well I'll just be going now sexy....er I mean sir *goes to walk past him* (I think Prime would just be a mech like any other. All professional during business hours and less so at other times...like the G1 episode where he is at teletraan and supposed to be working but is spinning a basketball instead)
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Prime: *Blushes slightly* "Umm... Y-yeah... S-see you later."
(Yeah, that one was amusing.)
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Nitro:y-yeah.....frag you later....I mean catch you later *rushes away*
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Prime: *Blushes harder* "Bye..."
Me: *Magically appears on Nitro's shoulder, laughing* "Wow, that was just PRICELESS!!!" *Bursts out laughing again* "Wow, just wow."
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Nitro: It's not funny!!! How could you just leave me there like that!!!
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Me: "You're right, it wasn't funny, it was HILARIOUS!!! But anyways, I'm a human with ADHD... I left you there like that because my attention was no longer focused on that stuff... But I watched the end of the conversation from the air vents."
My kitten: *Mews*
Me: "Oh, hai Nuvi! How's my little elf-cat?" *Picks up the small kitten, hugs her, then turns back to Nitro* "This is mah cat! Treat her wit respect!!! She is teh elf-cat queen!" *Snickers* "Yes, I did that on purr-pose!" *Giggles*
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Nitro:*sigh* I'm never going to be able to look Prime in the face ever again....how embarrassing
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Me: *Rolls eyes* "Sure you will! Did you SEE how BADLY he was blushing? Like seriously! HE LOOKED LIKE A TOMATO!!!" *Takes a deep breath* "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go kill a mech... He was eaves dropping on some secret business I had..." *Magically disappears with Tinuviel, the cat* *Sends P.M. to Nitro* ::This is how bad he was blushing::
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Nitro:: That is not the point!! I'm still never stepping inside the same room as him again. Next time I get into a situation like that remind me to shut off my vocal processor::
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Nitro::keep that up and I'll send you to Ratchet. Primus knows- you probably have a crush on the mech for all the times that you go and see him::
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::The hell you talkin' 'bout? Ratchet?!?! *Shakes head slowly* No, he's like a father to me. Or a grandfather, really. And it's not MY fault my twin is like Sideswipe. He's the main reason I end up in med bay. But, believe what you like.::
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Nitro:: geez it could be worse you know. I could have said you have a crush on Megatron. I'm sure that would go down real well::
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*Snorts* "Sure, of course it would. Sergeant Sarcasm."
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Nitro:: ok then- I shall go screaming it through the Ark::
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Das nice. I've heard worse.
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Nitro:
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*Shakes head, sighs* "You dumbaft..."
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Ironhide:*runs up behind you with his rifle loaded* I KNEW there was something strange about you!Decepticon sympathiser!!!!
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*Sighs* 'Hide. She's spreading untrue rumors because she wants to bug me. Frag off!
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Ironhide: Tough luck. Prowl wants to question you. Come on *grabs you and takes you to Prowl's office*
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Okay. Whatever. Let go though, or you'll have someone else to deal with. My 'cousin'. A seeker femme who defected from the 'Cons.
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Ironhide: You do realise Nitro used to be a 'Con as well dont you? A rather high ranking one?
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No, I did not know that. But Riptide is the daughter of Thundercracker, though she has the abilities of Skywarp and her femme-creator. Her trine was known as the Sea Witches. Consisting of Riptide, Tsunami, and Hurricane. I believe you've heard of them. If not, then you will know them soon. You see, they have very uncanny abilities. *Smirks* In fact... I believe there is going to be a celebration for the anniversary of the day they defected soon. Just to let you know, they're compiling stories from their time as Decepticons in a data pad. You'll soon know all about them...
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Ironhide: Nitro used to be a commander, kinda like a general under the original Decepticon- the former Prime Megatronus. The original Decepticons were fighting for equality for everyone. As ya know though, that rebellion died down when the Senate executed Megatronus, so Nitrofire and her forces left Cybertron. When Megatron decided to revive the decepticons he contacted all the original generals. He and Nitro had a huge disagreement though- the "femmes are weak and all need to be eliminated kind". So Nitro didnt take to kindly to that so she and her soldiers and her ship are not Decepticon, they refuse to wear the Autobot badge but they are our allies.
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Riptide's trine is like that too. Or, similar, that is. Riptide doesn't take slag from anyone though. But about what Nitro was going on about, Megs is an asshole. He was my adoptive grandfather. Sort of. Soundwave adopted me, then I ran away, and then Blaster adopted me. And my twin, too.
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Ironhide:*grin* You shoulda seen when Nitro broke the support strut in Megatron's arm and knocked out a couple of his denta
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*Snorts* Wish I had been there to see it. I painted him bright pink once. The Decepticons on base couldn't look him in the optics for a week. If they did, they'd burst out laughing. Even Soundwave.
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Ironhide:*grin* Ya know- if all you femmes got together you would make buckethead's life hell
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Actually, we've done that before. But all of our personalities clashed so badly, we all had to leave. Only a few stayed.
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Ironhide: And what exactly happened when all those personalities clashed?
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Some... Very, very bad stuff. You probably wouldn't want to hear about it. But... One thing that I will say that did happen that wasn't tooΒ bad was this: All the seeker mechs ,plus Megs, were completely driven crazy. That's how bad it was. And lots of fighting happened.
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Ironhide:*grin* the seeker mechs would have been driven crazy for a different reason than Megatron. They see Seeker femmes and want to try and attract them as mates
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Not entirely. Most of the mechs had no chance... Except a few. Like Skywarp... He found a pretty femme, and then they bonded. So Riptide had an aunt. Most of the femmes were young, like me or Riptide. They would try pulling pranks on the mechs, but would end up fighting each other. Some of them, like me, would stay isolated from the others. We didn't like being around others. We would usually read, talk to each other about how we wished others would leave us alone, and so on. And because we preferred being alone, whenever a mech tried to flirt with us, we would beat them to sheet metal.
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Ironhide:*laughs* Im afraid it aint gonna stop lonely, single mechs from trying though. You know Starscream is Nitro's ex right?He's still trying to convince her to join him
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*Laughs with him* Too true. Sadly, that made those mechs wind up in the med bay. I feel soΒ sorry for them. Note my sarcasm.
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Ironhide:*laughs* Well with so few femmes theyre still going to keep trying
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Well of course they are. I guess Prowl still wants to talk to me though. Correct? If so, we should get to his office.
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Ironhide:Mr.Stick-up-his-aft can be patient. We're getting there
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Oi! Don't call him that! I rather like Prowl. He's nice. When he's not being a boring stick-in-the-mud. (No, I'm not british, irish, or anything like that. I'm american, but I like saying oi. 'Cause it's fun. XD)
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Ironhide: Doesn't make my statement any less true.
( lol Aussies tend to say it as well 
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So? Don't call him that!
(Yeah, I know. XD)
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Ironhide: Despite what you may think, you can;t control everyone around here
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Control? Pfft! As if! Who needs to control everyone, when you can bother the shit out of them?
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Ironhide: So thats your goal in life?
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No. My goal in life is to defeat Megatron, or, if possible, drive him completely insane, so insane, that he can't function. Everyone else is just another bot or con that gets in the way of that. That's my belief.
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Ironhide: I think his subordinates already drive him insane.
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Not as insane as I can drive him. *Evil grin*
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Ironhide:*stops outside Prowl's office* well here we are
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