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*Sigh* Well, I'd ask you to wish me luck, but I don't believe in luck, so... Here goes nothing.
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Ironhide: I hope you come back in one piece
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I hope so too. As long as he doesn't try to torture me, I will. Well, see you when I come back out. *Walks into Prowl's office*
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Prowl: You are late
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Yeah, well, I was chatting with Ironhide along the way, so... *Shrugs* That would be why.
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Prowl: tardiness is unacceptable. Especially when it takes you three hours to get here
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*Rolls eyes* No shit, Sherlock. But, hey! I'm a human, I have shorter legs than you do, so I walk slower. Jeez Prowl, I thought you of all mechanisms would know that! I mean, you are the tactician. So... *Shrugs* Whatever though... It's not my fault I have short legs.
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Prowl: by my calculations from your location it should have only taken you one hour to get here
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*Rolls eyes again* Bullshit, Prowl. I'm a teen, I don't get out much, I'm not athletic, I sit on my ass and play videogames and read fanfiction all day, and I eat junk food 24/7. (Literally what I do... Sadly.) My legs don't allow me to walk for an hour without taking a few breaks that are really long. Oh, and did I mention I don't get out much? *Shakes head and sighs in exasperation*
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Prowl: I'm sure Ratchet will be more than happy to organise a healthy lifestyle plan for you at my request
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Yeah, that might work. But probably not. I'm also a procrastinator. I put things off 'till it gets me in trouble. (Sadly, that's also true.)
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Prowl: You wont be able to put anything off with ratchet supervising you the whole way
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Uh-huh. Okay, well tell that to my guardian angel and the demon that possessed me, like... twelve times. Anyways, can we get to the subject that brought me here. A.K.A. Nitro spreading untrue rumors like an asshat.
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Prowl: Well to be honest you have had it coming to you
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Prowl, that is quite obvious. Now can we hurry this up? I wanna have a Supernatural marathon when this is over.
(XD I'm doing that right now. lel.)
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Prowl: Well since you seem to 'like' Megatron so much, we have decided to ship you over to him for his birthday as a show of our good will
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Aw hell no! I am not going back to that stinky underwater ship! I have had enough of Grandpa Megs. He was rude, cruel, and obnoxious! I hated his guts, still do. If you send me back there, I will get revenge on you, so help me Primus... *Continues venting[rambling] to Prowl about how much she hated her life when she lived on the Nemesis, not allowing him a word in edgewise*
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Prowl:*sighs and stuffs you in a box and has Silverbolt drop you to the Nemesis
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"NOOOO!!!!!! I SHALL GET MAH REVENGE PROWL!!!!!! YOU COUNT ON IT!!!!!!" (Arghh. Why does my brain insist on too many exclamation marks? *Sigh*) ~Two weeks later~ *Evil laugh comes over the inter-comm.* "Prowl, watch your back... I'm coming after you!" *A crazed grin appears on every screen on the Autobot base* "I told you I'd have my revenge... So I'm going to get it! Next time you decide to stuff me in a BOX and send me to the lame, stinky, underwater hunk of CRAP that my adoptive grandfather likes to call a Warship... You'll think twice." *Slow chuckle* "Anyhow, just to let you all know... I can leave my physical form for certain periods of time... Thanks to meditation. Do you all want to know why I meditated? Because Grandpa Megs is an asshole, and Grandpa Megs tortured me..." *Her voice starts sounding angrier by the second* "So Prowl's gonna get it. He's gonna get it, because he's the one who sent me there. I'm coming to get you, Prowl." *Inter-comm. cuts off*
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Prowls answering machine:~ I'm sorry. The mech you are trying to reach is currently on his honeymoon with Jazz and will be unavailable for the unforeseeable future. Please leave a message after the tone....beep~
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*After the beep* "You're gonna get it, Prowl... As soon as you get back, you're gonna wish you had never messed with me. You shall pay for sending me back there." *End of message*
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Tracks: You talking to yourself again?
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*Glares* "Tracks, if you don't leave me alone, you'll be next. I'd be watching my back if I were you. Because you might just regret not leaving me alone."
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Tracks: No need to be grouchy! What have I done??
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"Nothing, just leave me alone. Prowl sent me back to the Nemesis two weeks ago. I shall have my revenge!" *Runs towards Nitro's quarters to ask for help*
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~At Nitro's quarters~ *Somehow magically floats up to the control panel on Nitro's door, pressing the door chime button thingy* "Please answer. I must have my revenge..."
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Nitro:*answers intercom* who is it... I'm kinda busy
muffled voice in background: Who is it Nitro?
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"Oh, if you're busy, I can come back later... But Prowl did what I can't let go unpunished."
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Nitro: I'll contact you la.....*cuts off and talks to person in background* ooh yes, keep on touching my wings like that!
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*Shakes head slowly, sighs* "Okay, you have fun in there." *Smirks knowingly*
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Nitro:Hey! Its not what youre thinking!! I'm just having a massage!
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"Uh-huh, sure. You keep on telling yourself that." *Runs off to find Riptide*
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Nitro:*groans*
?: Don't worry- its not as though she knows who is in here with you
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~At Riptide's quarters~
"Riptide! Open up! I need your help! Please? I'll send you a link to the best Destiel fanfic you've ever read!~"
Riptide: "Destiel? Where? GIMME!!!"
Me: "Only if you help me."
Riptide: "If you're not lying about the fic."
Me: "I'm not." (Srsly tho. That's what I'd have to do to get her to help me. XD)
Riptide: "OKAY!!! Gimme fanfic first though."
Me: "That wasn't the deal."
Riptide: "Fine..." *Pout* "I'll help first, read fictions later!" *Smiles* "Save the best for last, I suppose!"
Me: "Yeah... That's what you think."
Riptide: "Sorry did you say something?"
Me: "Nope."
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Riptide: So what exactly do you want help with that could possibly be better than reading fanfics?
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*Growls* "Revenge. Prowl sent me back there." *Turns towards her* "Do you know what that did to me? What he did to me?"
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Riptide: I heard. Have you asked anyone else to help?
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"Yeah. I asked Nitro, but she was 'busy'." *Air quotes, Snort* "Somebot was 'giving her a massage'."
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Riptide:..... What?? Who?? When?? Where??
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"Not sure. But you probably have some ideas, right? With all the 'shipping' bullslag you do." *Sighs, shakes head* "But whatever. Now let's get to revenge!!!"
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Riptide: You realise you can't take revenge until Prowl returns right?
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Goldstreak: "That's a lie. I can prank the shit out of him by setting up pranks all over his office and quarters." *Grins*
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Riptide: Just be careful. Jazz is gonna be overprotective of him........
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Riptide: Especially if he managed to get Prowl knocked up
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"Jeez, nobody wants to hear about that! And just simple pranks, okay? Like gluing his data pads to the ceiling. Or a giant whoopee cushion. Or putting paint on something. It'll be fun."
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Riptide: I'm just being realistic! Seriously, what do you expect them to do for their whole honeymoon? Play chess??
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"Can we please get off that topic. I'm a young girl. I don't wanna hear about Jazz and Prowl's sex life. Now, ideas on pranks? Minor pranks only, of course."
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Riptide: minor pranks huh? Rusting powder in the armour type of pranks?
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