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Marty Crimbo and felicitous festivities, friends, Romans and countrybros! Comin' at ya live and slappin' down another sexy infographic, this time about that most wonderful time of the year, on the reddest planet in the Solar System.

Post-Hell Day, Mars has become the most populous world in Sol, and in many ways, it's become the number one place in the system for holiday cheer, with its large population of Christians alongside widespread secular celebration of the holiday (chiefly as a romantic occasion) on the sol of Virgo the 14th as per Mars' own Darian calendar. A lot's stayed remarkably familiar, but a lot else has changed quite significantly...

This graphic's a bit on the wordier side, I know, but believe it or not, I wrote a lot more on this here Google Doc - about twenty pages worth.
docs.google.com/document/d/1Cl…

Learn the story of Blackbeard, the jolly Devil-Santa of the Terror Moon of Deimos! Inbibe in the Red Planet's many questionable beverages and indulge in their many entomophobic delicacies! Find out what cyborgs eat for Christmas, and convince others to eat for their amusement! And be at ease that your relatives will not bring up their crappy political opinions or ask you if you how much money you've made this year, because you heard the sacred pang of a broom hitting the floor!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! In this festive month of Virgo, there be more than just Christmas in the air! Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the "indigenous" Martian holiday of Jedawar are all on the menu, err, calendar! They're just waiting for you to spin the dreidel, light the kinara and stack some rocks this holiday season! Tis all held within the Google Doc. Why wait? Click that link right now, operators are standing by!

Anywho, the rest of the OVRHVN team and I wish you all a happy, wholesome holidays and wonderful new year!

OVRHVN Ko-Fi, if you feel like dropping a tip: ko-fi.com/nk_ryzov

Description
Marty Crimbo and felicitous festivities, friends, Romans and countrybros! Comin' at ya live and slappin' down another sexy infographic, this time about that most wonderful time of the year, on the reddest planet in the Solar System.

Post-Hell Day, Mars has become the most populous world in Sol, and in many ways, it's become the number one place in the system for holiday cheer, with its large population of Christians alongside widespread secular celebration of the holiday (chiefly as a romantic occasion) on the sol of Virgo the 14th as per Mars' own Darian calendar. A lot's stayed remarkably familiar, but a lot else has changed quite significantly...

This graphic's a bit on the wordier side, I know, but believe it or not, I wrote a lot more on this here Google Doc - about twenty pages worth.
docs.google.com/document/d/1Cl…

Learn the story of Blackbeard, the jolly Devil-Santa of the Terror Moon of Deimos! Inbibe in the Red Planet's many questionable beverages and indulge in their many entomophobic delicacies! Find out what cyborgs eat for Christmas, and convince others to eat for their amusement! And be at ease that your relatives will not bring up their crappy political opinions or ask you if you how much money you've made this year, because you heard the sacred pang of a broom hitting the floor!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! In this festive month of Virgo, there be more than just Christmas in the air! Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the "indigenous" Martian holiday of Jedawar are all on the menu, err, calendar! They're just waiting for you to spin the dreidel, light the kinara and stack some rocks this holiday season! Tis all held within the Google Doc. Why wait? Click that link right now, operators are standing by!

Anywho, the rest of the OVRHVN team and I wish you all a happy, wholesome holidays and wonderful new year!

OVRHVN Ko-Fi, if you feel like dropping a tip: ko-fi.com/nk_ryzov