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No writer should be without one of these beauties! After countless back orders, BS and getting the run around, BLAMMCO finally sent me my PLOT DEVICE! Watch out, Literary World, I'm armed and dangerous!Just a bunch of silliness I put together from bits and bobs in the parts box, an old cake pan and loads of yellow spray paint. Now as soon as I figure out where to put the batteries in it, I'll take it for a test spin.
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Comments: 29
ceraperduta [2013-07-27 05:31:40 +0000 UTC]
Lol, I want one! This will make all these crappy books and movies I've been seeing lately better! Just one question though... does the intensity go up to eleven?
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nomyai In reply to ceraperduta [2013-07-30 22:14:15 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad I got one from Blammco, it's come in pretty handy with crappy novels and films. Β
I have the Mark I, which doesn't have all the bells and whistles of the just released Mart III. Β From what I understand about that one, the intensity goes up to 10, there's short space and then "OH WOW" is printed just before the stop detent. Β
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MJBivouac [2013-06-16 14:17:19 +0000 UTC]
This would be even better if you designed some sort of more decorative and mass-produced 'face', in Photoshop, for the front. The label=maker strips hurt it's cleverness.
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nomyai In reply to MJBivouac [2013-06-16 14:21:29 +0000 UTC]
Sadly it was the only thing-a-ma-whosits I had for labeling it. Now that you mention it, I do need to fool around with Photoshop, I'll try to rebuild the labeling. Thanks for the challenge, Mr B!
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MJBivouac In reply to nomyai [2013-06-16 14:26:14 +0000 UTC]
My pleasure Doc! You da man!
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nomyai In reply to GoodOldBaz [2013-05-06 17:31:03 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so very much!
I love your Laughing Spock icon.
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MJBivouac In reply to nomyai [2013-06-16 14:14:20 +0000 UTC]
YOU, Sir just made a great(?)pun!
"After failing to suppress a smile, the unfortunate Vulcan became the "Laughing Spock" of the Enterprise."
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nomyai In reply to MJBivouac [2013-06-16 14:22:48 +0000 UTC]
Being an original Star Trek nut, I love it!
That's a very famous brand of cheese on Vulcan, too. Betcha didn't know that.
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nomyai In reply to MJBivouac [2013-06-16 14:35:21 +0000 UTC]
Close, "Laughing Spock". You know, in those cute little red wax things.
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MJBivouac In reply to nomyai [2013-06-16 14:43:51 +0000 UTC]
Ouch! Now THAT is a BAD pun!
ACTUALLY IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE, it would probably be "Laughing Tellerite".
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nomyai In reply to MJBivouac [2013-06-17 20:52:15 +0000 UTC]
We specialize in bad puns.
The Laughing Tellerite would be a much better choice for cheese.
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GoodOldBaz In reply to nomyai [2013-05-06 17:32:01 +0000 UTC]
Sure! It's a behind the scenes picture I found somewhere - Laughing Spock is so wonderful!
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nomyai In reply to GoodOldBaz [2013-05-07 00:03:46 +0000 UTC]
Just delightful. There was one episode where he did laugh (in character), unfortunately, I'm not sure which one it was. Einstein was right, time and distance do change matter.
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WafflesToo [2013-04-18 15:54:55 +0000 UTC]
XD that is awesome. I understand the Bay model comes with additional 'explosions' and 'shaky-cam' features built in
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nomyai In reply to WafflesToo [2013-04-19 17:31:56 +0000 UTC]
Really? Ah man, I've had mine for less than a month and it's a full generation back already???
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WafflesToo In reply to nomyai [2013-04-23 15:40:31 +0000 UTC]
Amazing how quickly these things go out of date, isn't it?
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kara-li [2013-04-01 01:59:55 +0000 UTC]
hahahaha! this is epic! you forgot a printer though. how else are you gonna get the plot device out of the machine?
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nomyai In reply to kara-li [2013-04-03 17:11:39 +0000 UTC]
I need a printer? Oh boy, more paperwork to file. hehehe
Thank you, thank you! I was reading a book on writing books and the section was about plot devices. So, I got bitten by the silliness bug and this is the result! hehehe
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kara-li In reply to nomyai [2013-04-03 17:30:41 +0000 UTC]
better paperwork then a crashed computer file.
lol you are awesome!
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talonserena [2013-03-31 17:30:01 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Oh that's fantastic! XD You couldn't see or hear it, but I applauded the second that I realized what I was looking at. I'll take ten! *frantic waving of money*
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nomyai In reply to talonserena [2013-04-03 17:13:36 +0000 UTC]
I can just imagine you bouncing around your room shouting! Don't forget to order the Mk 4 with the "Full Sound Card Dramatic Effects" feature. I forgot to.
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talonserena In reply to nomyai [2013-04-07 04:01:12 +0000 UTC]
Ooh! Good thing you reminded me. I'd share the upgrade if I could.
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TheSuperAbsurdist [2013-03-30 22:26:56 +0000 UTC]
Neat! The only thing missing is the "LIGHTNING STRIKES" button for dramatic effect. Can't have a dramatic scene without lightning striking in the background while it's all dark and stormy out. Still pretty cool, tough. ^^
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nomyai In reply to TheSuperAbsurdist [2013-03-31 13:06:41 +0000 UTC]
Nuts! I knew I should have spent the extra hundred bucks and gotten the "Full Sound Card Dramatic Effects" version. Ah well, next time.
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