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so yeah, the new challenge in Cyberspace-Race is a little bonus round where we must draw the remaining 10 contestants so you can have some semblance of achievement, before you get rightfully bashed into the dirt... wait what.

But this also gives me the grand opportunity to add in the much needed Theodore L O R E that no one asked for, but it's pretty fun to write I must admit.

anyways-

  It’s a pretty normal day of CSR, though Theodore seems to be a bit stressed over something. So normally Joey comes to see what's up with Theodore.

Joey: yo whats up

Theodore: oh nothing much… uhh, I’m just looking for the face

Joey: the face?

Theodore: yeah that’s the one

Joey points at his own face “this one?”

Theodore: oh no no no, THE face… have you never met them

Joey: I mean, no not really

Theodore: ok great, maybe you two can have a meet up when I FIND THEM THAT IS!

Joey: okay, I guess I’ll come look for the “face” with you

And so they go all over the ship in search of the Face that hate’s, but then it hits them!
Anyone who enters the ship would surely be noticed by Solar Panel, and so of course, they go over and ask Solar if she has seen anything unusual.

Theodore: SOOOOOLAAAR!

Solar: huh… oh you…

Theodore: Hey, have you seen any face’s lately?

Solar: why yes, I see faces everyday. Why do you ask?

Theodore: oh cool, do you know where they might be

Solar points at Theodore’s face… though a bit confused as to why he needs to know where his face is.

Theodore: oh no no no, I mean THE face

Solar: what do you mean?

Joey: probably Theodore’s friend or something, just go with it

Solar: uhhh… well there’s a couple anomaly’s on the ship, though none of them really grabs my attention, but I did hear we were having a circus or something, maybe the “face” you’re looking is there

Theodore: “gasp” I always wanted to meet someone from the elusive place of clown town!

Solar: although now that I think of it, I never heard of a circus being prepared on the ship, guess I’ll go double check

Joey: Well uh… that didn’t really tell us anything, you wanna keep looking Theodore?

Theodore: eh that lousy face can wait, I’m gonna see myself some CLOWNS BABY!!!

Joey: “sigh” suit yourself I guess

Theodore then comes running to meet the clowns, in hopes of knowing more about Clown Town, though along the way Theodore runs into Jim, Olliew, and Navel who are coming with, because they heard they’ll be getting free corn dogs, oh also AreMacs coming along.

AreMac: Theodore, what is this “Circus” you talk about

Theodore: it’s a place full fun and stuff, also full of clowns, lots of clowns

AreMac: fun? How can it be full of fun

Olliew: no no, fun is like a… a feeling, you feel fun right?

AreMac: negative

Jim: what!? All the other robots know how to have a bit of fun, how come you can’t

Theodore: I don’t think you realize this, but “feelings” like happiness and sadness are an absolute PAIN to recreate

Jim: why though?

Theodore: hell, the only reason why core can “‘feel” is because she can do whatever she wants, and solar’s also made by core, so that checks out

Naval: what about me?

Theodore: I don’t know actually, why do you feel?

AreMac: well, I’ll “feel” one day, just you wait
Naval: yeah! You go buddy

AreMac: I’m not buddy, my name is AreMac

Naval: oh, guess we’ll have to work on that

    So the gang goes inside of the big top (which fits in the ship, don’t ask questions) and prepares to see the big show.

Jim: shhh the show’s beginning

…

Funky circus music starts playing, while the main actor person clown thing comes out and into the spotlight

Clown: hey guy’s, gals, and whoever else, time for the show you’ll never forget, which you won’t. don’t test me.

Olliew: WHERE’S THE CORN DOGS!

Olliew gets knocked out by a flying corn dog

Olliew: thank you! (pass out)

Clown: oh wait a minute… where’s our special guest?

…

Jim: who?

    (gets knocked out by another flying corn dog)

Clown: oh bother me gee mcgee, we can’t start without Core, she’s in such need of some entertainment you know

Naval: aww, hold on I think I can get her here

Naval leaves to get core

Theodore: wait a minute…

Theodore: something wrong, I CAN TELL!

Clown: no… no nothing wrong, it’s all just good ol’ fun

Theodore: YOU’RE NOT FROM CLOWN TOWN ARE YOU!

Clown: uhhh… I… I uh… I simply moved to different town, sorry if this disappoints you

Theodore: FOOL! clown town isn’t a real place, I made it up!

Clown: oh uh… I didn’t know… uh… I was merely joking you see

Theodore: FOOL AGAIN! it is a real place, thus I know exactly who you really are faker!

Clown?: uh… uh…

Theodore: you’re Mr. Bean!

…

Clown?: what?

Theodore: WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE FACE THAT HATES!

Clown: oh ok… so you know… guess I’ll have to settle this myself

And so the tent quickly transforms into a metal cage, for all to see

Face: OH CORE! Look what I have, it’s your precious contestants!

Core appears right outside of the cage

Core: what’s happening! Who are you, and give back my contestants!

Face: well I guess I’ll strike you a deal then, let me go ahead and fight these mortals to the death, or we can go toe to toe, what do you say?

Core, badly damaged and covered in bandages, has to come to a choice, though she has to… for the contestants sake, she MUST PROTECT THEM, at all costs

Core: we duel then

Face: you all are such fools, mortal. such mortal fools

Theodore: NO CORE, DON’T TAKE THEIR OFFER, THEY’RE SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Core: it’s too late, let me in.

But then-

“BAM” the clown dressed face of hate gets absolutely slugged by another robot, of which is formally known as AreMac.

AreMac: I don’t know who you are. or what you want. but all I know. is that I must protect Theodore, Core, and all the others, no matter how I might end up.

Face: I’ll make quick work of you…

Core: LET ME FIGHT! PLEASE!

AreMac prepares for the worst, knowing their fate is sealed, they sling themselves at the big headed buffoon, but the face dodge’s out of the way first, stretching their legs to unhuman proportions, and driving their fist’s into the machine with the might of a thousand trucks.

A dent is made but AreMac doesn’t care, as they land a hit on the face, apparently the face didn’t think they’d survive that, but that doesn’t matter, as they pummel the robot even harder than before.

AreMac survive’s, but their upper body’s now now blown to shreds, AreMac despite this, drives their metal fist’s into the face’s face, and the face yet again punch’s back with a might stronger than god’s and…

The robot dodge’s out of the way somehow, and lands another hit, launching the two into the air, as metal, fist’s, legs, and eyes comes flying in like a whirl of wind, Theodore is amazed at how long the robot has lasted, as he never made AreMac able to do such a hard task as defeating a semi transcendent being. But Theodore couldn’t let his creation go to waist, HE MUST INTERVENE.

Theodore Jumps up with the might of at least 12 Zeus’s and a camel, he pummels the face to the ground while piece’s of AreMac falls with him.

Face: you think I’m to be defeated so easily huh? I still have a fight to start with core, SO GET OF MY WAY

Theodore dodge’s their swing, goes back to pummeling the shit out of them, revealing the monster inside the clown mask they wear.

Finally, one punch, and Theodore is sent flying. but Aremac broken down, red hot, and with searing revenge, comes flying back in, punching even harder than the face ever did, blowing a hole right through the beast of no form, the face come back in, with one fatal blow, but AreMac opens up what little they have left, and fire’s a laser so strong it blew a hole right through the cage, and out of the ship.

The face, shocked by how close to death they actually were, stops to a standstill

Face: valiant effort metal sludge… maybe you aren't so useless after all, but how do you hold up after such a fight hmm

AreMac lies on the ground, whatever he had left is now fried beyond repair, though they manage to utter one last word “… can a machine… feel happy… in the afterlife.”

Face: no such thing exists for machines I’m afraid, though it’s quite sad that you try to feel happiness, even as a lifeless machine as yourself

Core: please, no more carnage, please don’t let more of them die

Face: oh yeah, guess call yourself lucky old tin can, your valiant knight AreMac bought you another day! you should be so lucky

Theodore: HEY DUMBASS, AreMAc isn’t fucking dead

Core: what?

Theodore: what, you really didn’t think I’d download their consciousness on a computer or something, also the camera’s you made are literally indestructible as far I can tell

Core: oh, thanks?

Core: also face, I just want to say something before you go.

Face: yeah what
Core: I think you should watch your back the next time you come

Face: or what? You kick my butt a second time, as if

Core: oh no, I just want to say, that I do have contact with each of the contestants universe, and their guardians

Face: and what about it

Core: I know the Nothing

Theodore is now even more shocked and stressed

Theodore: oh no, we don’t need to go this far, he he

Face and core sit silently

Face: why are you of all people defending me?

Core: yeah, why are you siding with the thing that almost KILLED US!

Theodore: I didn’t want anyone to get hurt, I just wanted to tease the face a little that’s all

Face: ugh this again, DO YOU REALLY JUST LIKE TEASING PEOPLE, THERE'S OTHER THINGS TO LIFE YOU KNOW!

Theodore: well you always seem so mad and bitter, so I just wanted to give you something to hate, so you can see other things in a better light y’know

Face: THERE IS NO LIGHT, I’M SO WEAK COMPARED TO THE OTHERS, AND THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG, WHY WOULD CARE, ABOUT SOME STUPID, IGNORANT, INSIGNIFICANT, LITTLE DUCK.

Theodore: because I want you to be happy for once, I want everybody to be happy, even if that makes me look bad y’know

Face: well your wasting your time

…

Theodore: also just a side note… how did you make it so other people can see you?

Face: …really?

Theodore: yeah no I’m curious, how did you do it?

Face: ugh… fine, I was given a “mortal” form for the celebration of who, which wouldn’t you know, makes it so feeble minded mortal scum can “see me”. you happy, idiot

Theodore: yes, very much

Face: well if you excuse me, I’m gonna hide from the Nothing, now that tin can Core here gave me away… bye bye!

And then they disappear, just like that

Core: ok, Theodore… Do you seriously try making friends with chaotic things like that everyday? (concerned for her own safety)

Theodore: duty calls y’know

…

Core: I don’t think I want to talk to you anymore.

Naval: OH HEY CORE!

Core: huh

Naval: there’s this circus and like, I wanna know if-

Core: nope, I sure already have had my fill on circuses for the day

Jim and Olliew wake up from their corn dog induced coma

Ollidew: wuh?… what just happened

AreMac: hey guy’s, I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK-

Core, solar panel, and the reason I can write stupid shit in a competitive way: Platinum-Comet
Jim: SaySyce
Olliew: WallEPlushYT
Joey: R.I.P
Naval: SugarGlazeNavalBlock

Description

so yeah, the new challenge in Cyberspace-Race is a little bonus round where we must draw the remaining 10 contestants so you can have some semblance of achievement, before you get rightfully bashed into the dirt... wait what.

But this also gives me the grand opportunity to add in the much needed Theodore L O R E that no one asked for, but it's pretty fun to write I must admit.

anyways-

  It’s a pretty normal day of CSR, though Theodore seems to be a bit stressed over something. So normally Joey comes to see what's up with Theodore.

Joey: yo whats up

Theodore: oh nothing much… uhh, I’m just looking for the face

Joey: the face?

Theodore: yeah that’s the one

Joey points at his own face “this one?”

Theodore: oh no no no, THE face… have you never met them

Joey: I mean, no not really

Theodore: ok great, maybe you two can have a meet up when I FIND THEM THAT IS!

Joey: okay, I guess I’ll come look for the “face” with you

And so they go all over the ship in search of the Face that hate’s, but then it hits them!
Anyone who enters the ship would surely be noticed by Solar Panel, and so of course, they go over and ask Solar if she has seen anything unusual.

Theodore: SOOOOOLAAAR!

Solar: huh… oh you…

Theodore: Hey, have you seen any face’s lately?

Solar: why yes, I see faces everyday. Why do you ask?

Theodore: oh cool, do you know where they might be

Solar points at Theodore’s face… though a bit confused as to why he needs to know where his face is.

Theodore: oh no no no, I mean THE face

Solar: what do you mean?

Joey: probably Theodore’s friend or something, just go with it

Solar: uhhh… well there’s a couple anomaly’s on the ship, though none of them really grabs my attention, but I did hear we were having a circus or something, maybe the “face” you’re looking is there

Theodore: “gasp” I always wanted to meet someone from the elusive place of clown town!

Solar: although now that I think of it, I never heard of a circus being prepared on the ship, guess I’ll go double check

Joey: Well uh… that didn’t really tell us anything, you wanna keep looking Theodore?

Theodore: eh that lousy face can wait, I’m gonna see myself some CLOWNS BABY!!!

Joey: “sigh” suit yourself I guess

Theodore then comes running to meet the clowns, in hopes of knowing more about Clown Town, though along the way Theodore runs into Jim, Olliew, and Navel who are coming with, because they heard they’ll be getting free corn dogs, oh also AreMacs coming along.

AreMac: Theodore, what is this “Circus” you talk about

Theodore: it’s a place full fun and stuff, also full of clowns, lots of clowns

AreMac: fun? How can it be full of fun

Olliew: no no, fun is like a… a feeling, you feel fun right?

AreMac: negative

Jim: what!? All the other robots know how to have a bit of fun, how come you can’t

Theodore: I don’t think you realize this, but “feelings” like happiness and sadness are an absolute PAIN to recreate

Jim: why though?

Theodore: hell, the only reason why core can “‘feel” is because she can do whatever she wants, and solar’s also made by core, so that checks out

Naval: what about me?

Theodore: I don’t know actually, why do you feel?

AreMac: well, I’ll “feel” one day, just you wait
Naval: yeah! You go buddy

AreMac: I’m not buddy, my name is AreMac

Naval: oh, guess we’ll have to work on that

    So the gang goes inside of the big top (which fits in the ship, don’t ask questions) and prepares to see the big show.

Jim: shhh the show’s beginning

…

Funky circus music starts playing, while the main actor person clown thing comes out and into the spotlight

Clown: hey guy’s, gals, and whoever else, time for the show you’ll never forget, which you won’t. don’t test me.

Olliew: WHERE’S THE CORN DOGS!

Olliew gets knocked out by a flying corn dog

Olliew: thank you! (pass out)

Clown: oh wait a minute… where’s our special guest?

…

Jim: who?

    (gets knocked out by another flying corn dog)

Clown: oh bother me gee mcgee, we can’t start without Core, she’s in such need of some entertainment you know

Naval: aww, hold on I think I can get her here

Naval leaves to get core

Theodore: wait a minute…

Theodore: something wrong, I CAN TELL!

Clown: no… no nothing wrong, it’s all just good ol’ fun

Theodore: YOU’RE NOT FROM CLOWN TOWN ARE YOU!

Clown: uhhh… I… I uh… I simply moved to different town, sorry if this disappoints you

Theodore: FOOL! clown town isn’t a real place, I made it up!

Clown: oh uh… I didn’t know… uh… I was merely joking you see

Theodore: FOOL AGAIN! it is a real place, thus I know exactly who you really are faker!

Clown?: uh… uh…

Theodore: you’re Mr. Bean!

…

Clown?: what?

Theodore: WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE FACE THAT HATES!

Clown: oh ok… so you know… guess I’ll have to settle this myself

And so the tent quickly transforms into a metal cage, for all to see

Face: OH CORE! Look what I have, it’s your precious contestants!

Core appears right outside of the cage

Core: what’s happening! Who are you, and give back my contestants!

Face: well I guess I’ll strike you a deal then, let me go ahead and fight these mortals to the death, or we can go toe to toe, what do you say?

Core, badly damaged and covered in bandages, has to come to a choice, though she has to… for the contestants sake, she MUST PROTECT THEM, at all costs

Core: we duel then

Face: you all are such fools, mortal. such mortal fools

Theodore: NO CORE, DON’T TAKE THEIR OFFER, THEY’RE SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Core: it’s too late, let me in.

But then-

“BAM” the clown dressed face of hate gets absolutely slugged by another robot, of which is formally known as AreMac.

AreMac: I don’t know who you are. or what you want. but all I know. is that I must protect Theodore, Core, and all the others, no matter how I might end up.

Face: I’ll make quick work of you…

Core: LET ME FIGHT! PLEASE!

AreMac prepares for the worst, knowing their fate is sealed, they sling themselves at the big headed buffoon, but the face dodge’s out of the way first, stretching their legs to unhuman proportions, and driving their fist’s into the machine with the might of a thousand trucks.

A dent is made but AreMac doesn’t care, as they land a hit on the face, apparently the face didn’t think they’d survive that, but that doesn’t matter, as they pummel the robot even harder than before.

AreMac survive’s, but their upper body’s now now blown to shreds, AreMac despite this, drives their metal fist’s into the face’s face, and the face yet again punch’s back with a might stronger than god’s and…

The robot dodge’s out of the way somehow, and lands another hit, launching the two into the air, as metal, fist’s, legs, and eyes comes flying in like a whirl of wind, Theodore is amazed at how long the robot has lasted, as he never made AreMac able to do such a hard task as defeating a semi transcendent being. But Theodore couldn’t let his creation go to waist, HE MUST INTERVENE.

Theodore Jumps up with the might of at least 12 Zeus’s and a camel, he pummels the face to the ground while piece’s of AreMac falls with him.

Face: you think I’m to be defeated so easily huh? I still have a fight to start with core, SO GET OF MY WAY

Theodore dodge’s their swing, goes back to pummeling the shit out of them, revealing the monster inside the clown mask they wear.

Finally, one punch, and Theodore is sent flying. but Aremac broken down, red hot, and with searing revenge, comes flying back in, punching even harder than the face ever did, blowing a hole right through the beast of no form, the face come back in, with one fatal blow, but AreMac opens up what little they have left, and fire’s a laser so strong it blew a hole right through the cage, and out of the ship.

The face, shocked by how close to death they actually were, stops to a standstill

Face: valiant effort metal sludge… maybe you aren't so useless after all, but how do you hold up after such a fight hmm

AreMac lies on the ground, whatever he had left is now fried beyond repair, though they manage to utter one last word “… can a machine… feel happy… in the afterlife.”

Face: no such thing exists for machines I’m afraid, though it’s quite sad that you try to feel happiness, even as a lifeless machine as yourself

Core: please, no more carnage, please don’t let more of them die

Face: oh yeah, guess call yourself lucky old tin can, your valiant knight AreMac bought you another day! you should be so lucky

Theodore: HEY DUMBASS, AreMAc isn’t fucking dead

Core: what?

Theodore: what, you really didn’t think I’d download their consciousness on a computer or something, also the camera’s you made are literally indestructible as far I can tell

Core: oh, thanks?

Core: also face, I just want to say something before you go.

Face: yeah what
Core: I think you should watch your back the next time you come

Face: or what? You kick my butt a second time, as if

Core: oh no, I just want to say, that I do have contact with each of the contestants universe, and their guardians

Face: and what about it

Core: I know the Nothing

Theodore is now even more shocked and stressed

Theodore: oh no, we don’t need to go this far, he he

Face and core sit silently

Face: why are you of all people defending me?

Core: yeah, why are you siding with the thing that almost KILLED US!

Theodore: I didn’t want anyone to get hurt, I just wanted to tease the face a little that’s all

Face: ugh this again, DO YOU REALLY JUST LIKE TEASING PEOPLE, THERE'S OTHER THINGS TO LIFE YOU KNOW!

Theodore: well you always seem so mad and bitter, so I just wanted to give you something to hate, so you can see other things in a better light y’know

Face: THERE IS NO LIGHT, I’M SO WEAK COMPARED TO THE OTHERS, AND THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE TO PROVE THEM WRONG, WHY WOULD CARE, ABOUT SOME STUPID, IGNORANT, INSIGNIFICANT, LITTLE DUCK.

Theodore: because I want you to be happy for once, I want everybody to be happy, even if that makes me look bad y’know

Face: well your wasting your time

…

Theodore: also just a side note… how did you make it so other people can see you?

Face: …really?

Theodore: yeah no I’m curious, how did you do it?

Face: ugh… fine, I was given a “mortal” form for the celebration of who, which wouldn’t you know, makes it so feeble minded mortal scum can “see me”. you happy, idiot

Theodore: yes, very much

Face: well if you excuse me, I’m gonna hide from the Nothing, now that tin can Core here gave me away… bye bye!

And then they disappear, just like that

Core: ok, Theodore… Do you seriously try making friends with chaotic things like that everyday? (concerned for her own safety)

Theodore: duty calls y’know

…

Core: I don’t think I want to talk to you anymore.

Naval: OH HEY CORE!

Core: huh

Naval: there’s this circus and like, I wanna know if-

Core: nope, I sure already have had my fill on circuses for the day

Jim and Olliew wake up from their corn dog induced coma

Ollidew: wuh?… what just happened

AreMac: hey guy’s, I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK-

Core, solar panel, and the reason I can write stupid shit in a competitive way: Platinum-Comet
Jim: SaySyce
Olliew: WallEPlushYT
Joey: R.I.P
Naval: SugarGlazeNavalBlock