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NorroenDyrd ā One wrong move, and your goose is cooked
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Published: 2015-10-15 18:21:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1355; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 1
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So, a human, a dwarf, and an elf walk into a bar... And then it turns out that the elf's girlfriend is crushing something fierce on the human.
The dwarf, of course, takes it to his advantage as a professional story-teller.I fired up Dragon Age II recently to see how one of my Hawkes was doing. It turns out he was just about to do Aveline's personal quest (which is one of the most hilarious things ever, and which I reference in the first panel). As I played through the rest of Act II, I got an adorable intermission dialogue between Varric and Cassandra where Varric suggests that his interrogator is developing a crush on Hawke (she actually did say that the duel with the Airshok was romantic!
).So, this comic was born.
(Poor Lavellan... Well, his Spymaster personally knows the current Arishok; maybe a duel can be arranged? In exchange for cookies?).
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Comments: 22
Glad I made you laugh!
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Yup, you totally made it XD
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OMG, that's always such a joy to hear!
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NO.
You cannot duel for cookies over something as unimportant as some awkward bas coupling!
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Well, I am sorry that my joke about Sten in the description offended you. Other people seem to like this pairing.
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It didn't offend me at all 
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Well, I have experienced cases of people roleplaying as other characters to express their hate of the artwork, so I had to be sure. ^^
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No, no worries. It was meant as a harmless joke. You know how important cookies are to Sten - much more than bas customs 
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Oh I remember her mentioning it in a banter with Varric, that was so funny.
And I like your Lavellans reaction
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Thank you so, so much!
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What BlueOak said, she pretty much nailed it. Every. bit.
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Oh.my.jeebus.lord. You cannot fathom how hard I laughed at this.... When Arryn does the 'I've got my eyes on you' faces...GAAAAAHHH I literally nearly died with laughter!!Ā
xD XD OMG, his expression!!! And the little red dashes.... Shiiiiieeeshhh make it stop!!! xDĀ
'We Dalish are excellent birdwatchers..." HAHA Oh Arryn! And Hawke is just so confused.Ā
I see you little Varric eyes under the table!!!
OMG, chibi Hawke is hilarious! Is he biting his tongue in he fourth panel? The expressions in this comic are so good!! I don't know how you do it with chibis, but you did. And I really really need to stop laughing so I can breathe. Arryn's face in the last panel though...friggin did it. *thuds*Ā
For as long/short as I can muster a serious sentence- I love how you drew Hawke's armour! And that heart-eyed Cassandra.... No wonder she wanted to find Hawke so badly! ;D (Poor, poor Arryn.... Hey Hawke, I'd, uh, leave Skyhold if I were you.) ;DĀ
Oh geez, I was finally starting to settle down and then I read the title.Ā
HAHAHA Y R U so funnny!!! *hugs for making my day*
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Ahhh, thank you so much! 
The Varric eyes were probably one of my favourite parts.
Haha, yes, yes he is!
I am thrilled that you noticed and appreciated all the little details and jokes that I put in here! Makes it all worthwhile!
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"We Dalish are excellent bird-watchers. Remember that, Hawke"
That was clever, I liked that.
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Ahhh, thank you so much!
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Tara Hawke: I got a good eye for bird puns, I'm like a .... hawke. |'D
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The entire family should do a stand-up show.
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I love how you can see Varric scribbling under the table XD
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Well, it's going to be the jealousy fit of a century - he can hardly miss the opportunity!
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