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Published: 2015-02-10 20:58:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 463; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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Yea I know I'm lazy to the point that only make sketches and never actually draw worthy things.Warning: The one who wearing the dress ain't a chick
Art & OCs (c) Me
Original mercs (c) Valve
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Comments: 33
Sparkly Missy lol
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Your sketches are better than my works *cryariver*
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Nuu it's not *cries*
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Yes it is ;;-;;
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It's not, just practice and you will be better at no time
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Yiss go practice!
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Oh my, I just love how Sparkle's doves look like! There're just too cute! :'D
And the Young!Sparkle looks really great too! I read the description on tumblr and now I think that he deserves even more hugz.
I wonder if Sparkle-san's doves would get along with Klaus' pigeon Robert...
Also, you F!Sparkle looks great too and the Sparkle in dress too and...
Well shit, all the things you've done look great. \(Q^Q)/
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Poor Sparkle need hug and psychologists, a lot of them. And I think Sparkle's doves will get along with Robert easily, well, they can be freaked out easily and usuallly just hiding in unexpected places and scared the hell out of people with their mysterious coo-ing from nowhere.
Sparkle wearing a dress, pfff... and he have to gone through hell 10 times to get the corset in place with the help of Heavy and Soldier, as he said, "Feel like mein internal organs just cramped into a tiny jar and smashed against a wall" and complaining why Sniper or Scout didn't wear it instead
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Klaus: Vhen vill you schtop looking so hot in dress Herr Sparkle?
How many doves does Sparkle-san have exactly? °^°
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Sparkle: Just shut up and let me do mein vork, vhy do I haff to be zhe one vho disguise as a voman? *look at his teammates* Nein, don't even ZHINK about saying zhat
Spy: Because that dress was bigger than my size, but too small for Soldier
Sparkle: ZHEN GIVE IT TO DEMO YOU VERDAMNT RACIST!
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Flloyd: Man, that looks gross... Freakin' old nazi in a dress, somethin' to have nightmares 'bout if ya know watta mean... *looks at Spy* I was sure all those kinda dress was more your style like, ya know, French Cancan and all dat shit~
Klaus: *toughtful* If zhe corset vas a bit wider, maybe you vould feel better...
Demo: *far away and drunk* Ghnnnh... Not gay... Crossdressing piece of... *burp* .... kilts are... *hips* manly... *faceplant, snoring, the face in the floor*
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Sparkle: I can't feel my organs now...
Spy: Just wear it and stop complaining if you want to get Scout out alive, I swear that brat was more trouble than he's worth
Heavy: Doktor look like real woman
Sparkle: Should I feel offended? Vhat kind of plan zhat involve me wearing a dress from zhe last century? Zhis is so out of season *scowl*
Spy: Disguise as a woman, get in the costume party, find out where they locked the brat in, blow up the building and bring him back. *read a list* That's all
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Klaus: Oh, now I see... But I don't see vhy you need Herr Sparkle to dress az a girl... He iz zhe most important member of zhe Team, if you lose him too, you'll be schkrewed...
Flloyd: *rest his left on Spy's shoulder like he is some kind of table or something* It'a a freakin' pain to admit it but Mister Nazi is right... Watchu gonna do if you have no Medic anymore man? I'm sure the french frog looks more like a girl than the eye-burning german freak...
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Spy: *scowl and moved away from Flloyd* Because they all know what we look like, and my disguise kit only last for a few hours, it would be very unfortunate if it run out of energy when I'm not done with my work yet. And the Docteur know his way to rescue people better than the other fools
Sparkle: But 19th century dress is not zhat comfortable, look at mein waist, feel like mein bones have been crushed
Engineer: Sorry Sparkie, that's the only thing make you look like a real woman, it's not that difficult if you didn't have those muscles on your arms and back...
Sparkle: I am a man, of course I have muscles, stop talking nonsense!
Engineer: Tell that to Scout and his chicken bone arms
Demo: Bet... the brat... sneezed...
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Left arm* it's*
Klaus: Und vill Herr Sparkle go all alone? Vizhout any support just in caze?
Flloyd: *follows Spy and does the same thing again, happy to piss of the entire world* Yeah, again he's right, dat cross-dressed nazi is your only Medic, that's very risky to just le'him go just like dat...
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Spy: *Stab his knife right between Flloyd's eyes* Sniper and I will cover him, the other scattered around and wait for the signal
Heavy: Then team blow up tiny evil man
Soldier: HAIL AMERICA!
Demo: ... Shut up... Solly...
Engineer: Wait, where's Pyro?
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Flloyd: *loud scream full of pain* OMAGAD OMAGAD OMAGAD!!! WAT DID U DO!! IT HUUUURTS!!
Klaus: ... *hits Flloyd right on his neck with the side of his hand to make him faint*
Flloyd: *falls on the floor with some kind of ''FLOP'' noise*
Klaus: Vell... Zhat's better... *place 2 fingers on Flloyd's neck to be sure he is still alive but unconscious* Really, vhat an annoyance... *picks up his festive medigun and heals the pinky brat, pulling the knife out of his head, wiping it on his lab coat and giving it to Spy* Zhere you go...
Richard: *apparently, Sparkle team's pyro his with him, very interested in seeing how an Engie-made leg prostesis works*
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Spy: *take the knife and nod, turning away to prepare himself*
Demo: *sneezed as dust fall down on him from a small part of the ceiling suddenly get removed*
Sniper: *poke his head down from the gap and look at Sparkle before let out a faint grunt sound like muffed laugh*
Engineer: Howdy Slim? Anything interesting happen?
Sniper: *throw a paper down before disappear again*
Sparkle: Don't tell me zhose verdamnt creatures still zhere *wrinkled his nose in disgust as he snapped the gloves in place and testing the umbrella* Bullet proof, gut...
Soldier: MOVE NOW YOU LAZY MAGGOTS! WE HAVE A FELLOW AMERICAN TO SAVE!
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Klaus: *raises an eyebrow at Solly* ... Do you ever shut up?
Richard: *showing his leg to pyro* Now, you see, zhere iz a cloack system on the prostesis, zhe same az my real cloack so zhat when I am invizible, my metal leg is too!~ *faint smile*
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Solly: THIS IS AMERICA AND WE'RE NOT WELCOME NAZI FREAKS!
Heavy: *hold Soldier back*
Sparkle: Someone shut him up before I haff to do zhat and ruined zhis ficken costume *sign in irritation*
Pyro: *look at the leg with pure fascination while clapping cheerfully*
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Richard: *sights with a little smile* At least you seemz okay wizh it... Zhat's not zhe caze of everybody...
Klaus: ... *walks rapidly towards Solly**takes off Solly's helmet and throws it far away before head-banging him right in the face* *turns his heels and walks away* Greetingz from the nazi freak.
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Pyro: *inspecting the leg and pull out many colorful accessories, attempting to decorate it*
Sparkle: Danke..
Engineer: *snorts as he saw Soldier staggered and fall on his ass*
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Richard: *a friendly little laugh emanated from him* Well... *takes a chair and sits down, taking off his leg to lend it to Pyro* Pay close attention to it, I don't want to waste Deavon's time again by making a new one... *looks at Pyro anyway, trying to figure out how his leg will look in no time*
Klaus: Bitteschön mein Friend. He really annoyed me too. *strokes his forehead a bit*
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Pyro: *started to tied colorful ribbons and stickers on the leg, not forget to put on counless shiny beads and glitter*
Sparkle: Ain't zhat funny, it never fail to amuse me... *look at Pyro working on the leg* ... Guess my habbit passed on it... *mumbling in his throat before fixing his clothes and hair*
Engineer: You know how to do make-up right? Because you still look like a man with that face, sorry Sparkie *snorts*
Sparkle: I am a man, how should I know how to do make up?
Engineer: Then to whom the beauty product in the basement belongs?
Sparkle: Do I look like I know? *looking away*
Demo: It's... hic... written all over your face...
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Richard: *still looking at Pyro's artwork, wondering if he will go on the battle field with such a fabulous leg or if he'll need to clean it**Nah... It will be too cruel it he cleaned it all..* You sure know how to make things look pretty mon cher~
Klaus: *looks at Demo* Someone else vants to taste my forehead on hiz noze maybe?
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Demo: Nyeh... *drink his scrumpy and fall asleep on a couch*
Pyro: *look at Spy and clapping its hand happily, holding the now sparkly colorful fabulous leg*
Sparkle: I never use zhem... at least on myself, the girls using zhem
Engineer: Are you implying you're a pimp?
Sparkle: Nein dummkopf!
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Flloyd: *finally wakes up from his unconsciousness* Da dog! Where is da dog! Is someone even taking care of da dog?! *he kind of really fell for Peanuts... xD* Peanaaaats!
Richard: May I put it back in place? *and then, Pyro says ''NOPE'' and flies away with it xD *
Klaus: Did you know zhat taking care of ourselves doez not mean zhat you are a Frau and zhingz like zhat, look at Richard for example. *points at him*
Richard: *suddenly looks up when he heard his name* What?
Klaus: He is taking care of himself, he wears perfume und super clean suits, doez zhat make him a fag or a pimp?
Richard: *frowning his eyebrows* Pay attention to what you're going to say Klaus.
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B-b-but it's just sketches, not masterpiece *cries*
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I enjoy all of your art-- including the sketches. 
(not at all because of the bouncy jello icon.. nope)
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Aww thanks a lot m8!
(lol bouncy jello lol)
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