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Published: 2015-01-18 12:02:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 698; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 0
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By a bunch of pets. This is why you should study to be a vet before trying to heal animals. And why this remind me to Five Night At Freddy's so much, if that happen prepare your anus for Sparkle and his army of pet thatlookcutebutactuallyterrifyingashell will come and fuc.. I mean "play" with youP/S: Once upon a time Demo saw this on the security camera when he was drunk, then spread the rumor of a sparkly ghost appear in the base at night. And the team live happily ever after with their weapon next to them when they're asleep or need to use the bathroom at night. The end.
Art and OC (c) Me
Original Medic (c) Valve
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Comments: 45
Dat koala gonna gauged your eyes out if you insult it lol
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ono... Nice-fuzzy. poop...eating.. thing.. lol
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Aww that puppy looks so much like my golden retriever did when he was a baby...he still is, but he's a year and much bigger XD
Those doves though...looking fierce!
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lol that dog gonna get bigger and there goes bigger trouble
And those doves gonna release the most dope rap album of this year, I think lolol
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Oh yes XD Both of them
I hope so XD I'd download it
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And Sparkle get fuckin' rich thanks to his doves, wow, such life
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Awh, to whom belongs the cute puppy? And the baby dog in his arms? :'3
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Oh that puppy is Scout's, he found that little pain in ass when it's his turn to get the groceries in the nearby town, it kind of following him everywhere and ended up hiding under Scout's seat on the train. And after that
"Hey doc can we keep him?"
"Vhere iz it from? Did you kidnap it from zhe town?"
"I'm keeping him"
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Klaus: Vell, animalz are verboten in my team... Zhe only one allowed iz mein beloved Robert [his pigeon].
Robert: Rlooh? ovo
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Scout: What's with Medics and their pigeons?
Sparkle : Mein are doves!
Scout: What's the freakin' difference anyway?
Sparkle: Vell, zhe difference iz if you called zhem pigeon again I'll ripped your eyes out, dummkopf!
Scout: Jesus don't talk like that before Peanut, he will have bad feelings
Sparkle: Und mein doves have no feelings at all, I assumed... Vait did you just call it Peanut?
Scout: Yeah look, the fur color look like peanut butter color
Sparkle: RETURN IT TO THE TOWN NOW BEFORE IT BECOME MEIN DINNER!
Scout:
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Klaus: Vell, az long az I know, dogs are a pretty good meal... It even tazte like chicken... *ironical smirk*
Flloyd: Oh my gawd!! You sicko, dun' tell me ya really ate dogs!
Klaus: Vhat's zhe problem vizh zhat?
Flloyd: Is that a kinda holy ritual for nazi shits like you or just 'cause you just too damn high to have feelin's?! You freaking piece of- *falls on the floor*
Klaus: *sighs* I really do love aneztheziks...
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Sparkle: *chuckle* Ah, but zhey do taste good
Scout: *point to Sparkle* Ya see Peanut? Don't get near that old freak or you ended up in a pot
Sparkle: Zhat dog iz a bit too skinny, now now Scout, give him to me so I can feedlot him, it vould taste better zhat vay *hold his hand up in attempt to get the puppy*
Scout: IF YOU GET ANYWHERE NEAR HIM I'LL FUCKING BASHED YOUR HEAD IN! *stepped backwards and accidently stepped on Flloyd* You can eat dis fucker instead
Sparkle: I'd choose Heavies or at least Engineers to eat, Scouts like you are too thin to actually get any meat, but zhen, it doesn't have much fat, vhich iz quite healthy
Scout: Yeah right whatever, I let ya go with the fact ya kill me for occasional barbecue party so don't eat Peanut
Sparkle: I don't know, dogs taste good
Scout: I'm fucking outta here
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Flloyd: *suddenly wakes and get up when Scout stepped on him* OH MY GAWD! YOU STEPPED ON ME!! *punchs Scout in the face and spits on him* YA MOTHAFUCKA!! IF YA DUNNO HOW TO LOOK AROUND WHEN YA WALK YOU DON'T DESERVE A DOG!! *picks up the puppy of Scout's arms and runs away with it*
Klaus: ... Vell... It seemz like ve lost our dinner mein Friend...
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Scout: YOU LOUSY SON OF A DIRTY WHORE GIVE ME BACK MY PET! *chase Flloyd with his baseball bat*
Sparkle: And here ve go... Scout don't ficken tackle that Scout and make a mess, if you're going to kill him I need his organs in one piece.
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Klaus: Flloyd izn't a good subject for experimentz at all... I already tried to achieve some thingz on him but... Maybe is he too much malfunctioning... I don't know...
Flloyd: *tll running away with the puppy in his arms* FACK YA SCOUT!
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Sparkle: I just kinda need organs for private business, experimenting on Scouts can be a little bit troublesome..
Scout: *tackle Flloyd down by his ankles when he ran near and clawed at him* GIVE ME BACK MY PET!
Sparkle: And here ve go again, I vas zhinking replacing zhe structure of his body to zhis point was making a huge mess for zhe team *sign*
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Flloyd: *releases Peanuts but headbuts Scout, gets up and continue his running even though he can't run that fast and straight because of his now injured ankle* MATHA FACKAH!
Klaus: ... Vhat a bunch of schtupid assholes... Who vill be called to cure all the boo-boo after zhat... Me, of course... *not happy*
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Sparkle: Oh ja, zhe pain of being Medic... Alvays Medic, Medic und Medic
Scout: Aw you're safe now Peanut *hug the puppy* Don't worry I'll protect you from those REDs and BLUs, even those stupid robot that our boss made
Sparkle: Sehr gut, bring him here so I can give him a bath...
Scout: Why the hell you suddenly act so nice?
Sparkle: ... In boiled vater to get rid of zhe dirty fur
Scout:
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Flloyd: *throws his baseball right in Scout's head* Asshole. *he his jealous because he wants a puppy too... xD*
Klaus: ... Hey, Dummkopf, if you are a gut kinder, I vill consider giving you a pet too...
Flloyd: ... *suspicious* I dunno If I can trust ya... I mean, y'are a fuckin' creepy nazi shit so...
Klaus: *raises his shoulders* Zhis iz not mein problem after all...
Flloyd: ... Awright, awright... I'll see what I can do... But I'm not the kind of daddy's son y'are expectin' ya know?
Klaus: Just zhe time for me to catch zhat yellow-four-legged-dinner... *points at Peanuts with his chin*
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Scout: *run away with unbelievable speed, even for a Scout*
Sparkle: Pretty sure he will hide on Sniper's nest for the vhole night with zhat dog in his arm and forcing zhe poor bushman to vatch out...
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Flloyd: ... Hey, old creep, I need the healz...
Klaus: Fuck you.
Flloyd: Fuck you first! You asshole! I asked nicely!
Klaus: Fuck. You. Zhat's vhat happenz vhen you do schtupid thingz.
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Sparkle: Okay I'll leave you two to zhis "fuck you" conversation
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Flloyd: You don't wanna heal me too? Screw ya too then, ya shiny ol' nazi freak!
Klaus: *punches Flloys in the ribs* I already told you to be polite vizh ozher people tvisted punk!
Flloyd: *suffocates for a couple of seconds**on all fours trying to have his breath back*
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Sparkle: Heal? Oh zhat *pulled out a big needle filled with green glowing liquid* Of course, come over here, I'll heal you
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Flloyd: OH WHATAHELL!! *gets up and hides behind Klaus* Dafuq is that man!! Don't you even dare approche me with that kinda shit!!
Klaus: *steps aside* He is all yourz.
Flloyd: You fahckin' traitor! *hides behind him again*
Klaus: *picks him up and put him right in front of Sparkle-san* You vanted the healz right? Zhere you go~
Flloyd:
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Sparkle: Don't be such a baby *grab Flloyd's neck and dig his fingers in the boy flesh* It's just medicine... much better zhan vhat science have nowaday
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Klaus: *immobilizes Flloyd, a thight grip on his head* Ja vohl, listen to doktors~ Next time you'll eat more apples~
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Sparkle: You might feel a little prick... *inject Flloyd with the green liquid and watch him goes limb* Probably gonna hurt really bad, but if he made it he vill be... fine... unless zhe medicine destroyed his bloodcell and eating up his organs... Vell, you haff to try to see if its works or not
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Flloyd: *Critical hit! Flloyd fainted! Dangerous Medicine is super effective!*
Klaus: I'll vatch for zhat... And prepare zhe papers to recruit a new Zcout, just in caze...
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Sparkle: Sehr gut, anozher successful procedure!
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Klaus: *gets rid of the poor pinky Scout throwing him nearby like a piece of garbage*
Captain (My Soldier): Dammit! *picks up Flloyd and runs to the infirmary* Damn German people.
Klaus: *shakes his hands in the air to make the little pain in his wrist disappear due to Flloyd battling to escape from him* Vell, zhat vas great. For zhe next time, I vill see if I can replace zhe fake antlerz of Captain by real onez glued to hiz skull... Zhat vould look nicer.
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and no matter how many times i look at this im still
drawn to that majestic af hair again
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lololol it's a burd nest naw
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AN DATS WHY I LOVE EET
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Yiss blood make everything better
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