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Published: 2007-05-31 20:51:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 255749; Favourites: 4638; Downloads: 50039
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IT LIVES!!!
What? Hey, you're the ones who asked for it. Sakura takes so much damn abuse in Fandom... I swear this must've originally been like 80 panels long(not kidding)... I wasn't sure who to make a rant for next at first, but I decided I should focus on the most abused characters, and Sakura definitely falls into that category. I feel like I focused a bit too much on pairings in this, but when you think about it that's where most of her abuse comes from. I mean when I first heard about her being paired up with characters like Kakashi, Gaara, Itachi, and Sasori(not with Ino, that was to be expected what with the pervs) I literally fell out of my chair laughing. I mean I get that Crack is Crack, but what made me laugh is that some of those pairings are POPULAR, what's more the fact that some of the people who support them believe they could actually happen. Oh. And yes, I very much enjoyed taking that shot at Girls Gone Wild. Those dammed late night Comedy Central commercials drive me insane to no end... I'm really proud of how this one turned out for some reason... I just hope everyone else loves it as much as I do and it lives up to all the hype from the Naruto one... Soo... Enjoy! And uhh... don't kill me for those last three panels... Please? By the way, I'm currently totally clueless as to who I should make a rant for next(if anyone) so I'm open to suggestions folks.Just for reference if anyone wants to see the other Rants and is too lazy to go through my Gallery.
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isn't sasuke a borderline psychotic guy who tried to kill her before?
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I would honestly like your rant series if it didn't feel like your hating/looking down on other people because they like different pairings or have different opinions. And some examples of Sakura actually not being a jerk 89% of the time would be nice.
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So, I read this and your Hinata rant. The bit with super crack shipping is fair and relevant. I'm guilty of imagining for a few characters, not writing because that's not writing I'd like to showcase. But there was no substance for what else Sakura said. Why not bring up things Sakura has done to dispute the useless claim, or bring up her nice non-tsundere actions? My thoughts.
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XD SAKURA WE ALL KNOW WHOS THAT VOICE YELLING (that's naruto BTW)
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Ikr Like dude naruto was obsessed with sasuke in shippuden even I thought he was gay and shipped it and I come from a against LGBT household I still ship it today just cause. The only reason kishi paired them up with girls is so he could make Boruto a thing.
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Wait nevermind I read that wrong....idk how to delete stuff
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Not possible. Kishimoto said so himself.
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Should've is past tense
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I know, but we should have known this from the start.
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Could it ever be? With Peins arc and all that shit? Looking back, its clear Kishi decided couples for abitrary reasons in the beginning. Although it should have been
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I believe so. The amount of chapters Hinata appears in is in the double digits. Also, what's the divorce rate in Japan
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if narusakuΒ could become canon, which i still wish it was what would be the best moment?
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I thought crack pairings suppose to be funny when all of a sudden fans takes it seriously? lol
I dont like it when those fans uses sakura as their pairing whore but calling themselves 'sakura fans'. I mean if a was a sakura fan i will rather make cool arts out of her or at least paired her with sasuke, naruto lee or sai.
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I like this because it lessened my hate for her 
To be honest I would be pretty neutral with her if it wasn't for that. Like pairing with akatsuki members....really?
Oh ya and I am kinda tired of people saying Sakura killed sasori. Chiyo finished him off and it said HE LET HIMSELF DIE. Sorry if that sounded rude. It just really bothers me. Thank you for reading
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Liked this, also I didn't hate Sakura not even in the beginning sure I didn't like her but I didn't hate her or anything. No that happened when she lied to Naruto about the love thing. Anyway I like that some people like her she gets to much hate ( even though I really dislike her for that and I probably will never forgive herΒ I don't hate her through and through ). Anyway love the rants.
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<3 Sakura. Best ninja without some stupid op speshul ability. That means Sharingan, Bijuu or some weird Bloodline Limit. She's just a normal ninja with the two most broken ninja in the ninja world.
Although I don't think the crack shipping is the problem. And is SakuraxGaara really that bad? I mean come on, Gaara is literally the nicest person ever. Itachi is like the better, stronger, smarter, broken-er version of Sasuke. Not too cracked either. Sadly for her, Itachi is taken by Kisame
As for the last three panels, was Sakura doing laundry or something?
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Sakura: I'm sorry to inform you that I just don't feel that way about hi-
Naruto: sakura either hurry up or gimme my pants back!
Sasuke: you say that while still holding his pants, yeah that shows you're not into him. Hey itachi I was right gimme my 200 yen!
Itachi: uh I will have it for you tomorrow...
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(last rant bottom) tjis is why we all hate you sakura =-=
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I don't hate you Sakura! You're awesome!
I seriously don't understand the hate either.
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go read why I hate sakura haruno some where on da it explains everything
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Why are you bothering to say that to a bunch of people? Don't bother commenting if you're just gonna hate. Look at stuff you like, instead.
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sorry *giggling* it's just it's not that I hate HAte HATE sakura like !GET OUT OF THE SERIES ! it's just she has done some unforgivable things and I don't ant sakura love to not like people like me so I said," how bout they see way we don't like her so they know it's not for no GOOD reason. " you see sorry if you don't like my comment and I didn't write the why "I hate sakuraΒ haruno " someone else did hope your not mad at me :c
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No, I'm not mad about your opinion, I just think it's stupid that ANYBODY should just comment on stuff they don't like. I don't do it, mostly to avoid hassle.
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sorry again and sorry for the long wait Wi-Fi problems hope we can be friends c:
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Sakura is my favorite girl.She didn't do anything wrong.
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read why I hate sakura haruno on da it explains
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I like Sakura, she is such an awesome character!
This rant is very funny.
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read why I hate sakura on da
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This isn't an anti Sakura deviation. Go write all the bad stuff you want about her in an anti Sakura deviation. This is sort of a pro Sakura deviation. It's very annoying. You have your own opinion, but don't go telling everyone to hate her.
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Sakura: WHY???
Me: Oh don't you start by saying that I hate you for no reason. Cuz I can make a whole list. And a LONG list. but... I do try not to abuse you. I mean. I hate you and all because you hit Naruto for no reason and b*** about Sasuke and other stuff... But I don't abuse her...at least I try not to.
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Gaara...
Yes. He's not.
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Itachi...
YEAH!
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Sasori...
NEVER HAPPENING.
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Cute Sasori, btw! 
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Yeah I hate pairings that make less than zero sense!Β
I love SAKURA and all that hater bullsh*t drives me crazy!!!
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I only hated her because of her fans and crack pairings.
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Yeah she is pretty cool isn't she?
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I understand what you mean
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