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Published: 2010-08-26 21:40:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 3046; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 6
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This guy is Dane Cook. He's a comedian. Normally I don't like comedian I don't think they are funny but Dane can always make me laugh. If you don't like Dane Cook that's fine but please don't bash me or anyone else for liking him.Related content
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I LOVE Watchmojo but I don't always agree with there lists and that was definitely one of them. I will never understand why so many people hate Dane Cook?
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Whoo! A fellow Dane Cook fan!
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Yeah! Who isn't! How about the public restroom joke?
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XD Oh my god yes! XDD Someone always have to write Mike was here! XD
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XD Was there a shaggy dog that was in there!?
You can find that on youtube XD it's great
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You obviously saw the monopoly joke to, right? If not, here's a link
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XD yes I did! Oh! Have you seen the isolated incident?
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No! What's that!? Please send a link!
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Oh I don't have a link sorry I saw it on TV :<
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Damn! I only saw him on youtube. Hey! How 'bout the BnE with the beads? Lmfao!
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XD I loved that! The beads are gone he took the beads!
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He took the fucking beads! Oh and the batteries die. "You think they took the good batteries and replaced them with shitty, half-assed batteries! You think that's it!?"
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I wanna know or I want a divorce! XD
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I washoping you'd say that lol!
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How about the creepy guy at work? "He's got the whole jubilee o f pens comin' up out of there."
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XD A little angel pops out of thee cereal box Good morning! Life is beautiful! XDD
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Dude, I hear a car.
-yeah, the world's full of 'em
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If you hear a humpback whale that's weird, tell me that shit XD
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"How about the little dog? You could kill somebody with that dog. Just snap in the middle of the game." I think monopoly was my favorite joke
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How about the public restroom joke? "how come eeeverything is wet!?"
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Then some one puts an arrow and says,"Mike is a f***t." he comes back to check it out and is like,"What the hell!?"
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XD oh! What about the one on the signs of a fight? XD
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XD "white guys we just keep wiping out mouths" XDDD
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And all the hand motions he did. "Somethin's goin' down town." XD
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XD Yeah Oh! And part of the bathroom joke "Who in the hell goes to a bathroom like "Gotta crap! *Runs in kicks down stall down and sits*" XDD
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*The croud laughs* "No shut up!"
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XD and for some reason they only laugh more
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I know! I just finished watching the needy chilren joke. Have you seen that one?
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XD Yes! XD I like how he said we need some strong tough guy to kick our asses instead of Mr. Nice XD
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Hell yeah," You just got fucking sit there!?" lol
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15 duckin' cents! Let's go Magwy. This guy's an asshole!
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XD and remember they appear in the reruns? "*Pops in rerun* 15 f*cking cents your not gonna do it!? 15 f*cking cents!"
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"Don't touch me Magwy! This guy's an **shole!" lol!
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XD that was like the best part of the joke XD
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That and "he took the fucking beeds!!"
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He took the 1970's beads!
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And again, monopoly."I quit! It's 4 in the morning, Grandma, you win!"
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XD it's true that game goes on for hours O_O
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When I was 11, my dad would makes us play every weekend. Each game took 3 to 3 and a half hours.
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Wow that's it? When my Aunt and Uncle would come to visit we would play and it would by day and by the time it was 7:00 at night we're like okay who ever has the most money wins because this is taking too long XD
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