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AlphaShmalpha In reply to ??? [2011-11-21 07:33:41 +0000 UTC]

AWAY

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-21 08:00:12 +0000 UTC]

up up

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-22 02:40:33 +0000 UTC]

PUSH IT HIGHER

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-22 03:11:19 +0000 UTC]

AND AWWAAAAAYYY

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-22 05:25:20 +0000 UTC]

NO THAT WAS MY DOLL

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-22 05:37:38 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR DOLLS NOW

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-22 06:54:58 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IF I'M TOO OLD FOR DOLLS I'M TOO OLD TO LIVE

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-22 07:11:25 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO AN HERO EITHER

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-22 07:51:23 +0000 UTC]

ALPHA FAINTED

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-22 07:58:13 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO ENGAGED IN BATTLE TO FAINT

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-23 03:40:50 +0000 UTC]

OH YEA?
BATTLEU

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-23 04:10:27 +0000 UTC]

YOU WILL BE SORRY

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-23 05:37:34 +0000 UTC]

hey look i found a SUCKERPUNCHU

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-11-23 05:39:54 +0000 UTC]

FAINTED

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-11-23 07:31:21 +0000 UTC]

I WON
I SURE DO REGRET THIS

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-12-27 08:32:21 +0000 UTC]

NOW STARE AT THAT FAINTED BODY
STARE AT IT

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-12-30 03:32:11 +0000 UTC]

*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug*

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2011-12-30 03:33:00 +0000 UTC]

HUGGED A FAINTED BODY DOES NOOTHHHINNGGGGGG

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2011-12-30 07:57:08 +0000 UTC]

makes it purr~

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-02 04:17:40 +0000 UTC]

from the butt

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-02 09:12:01 +0000 UTC]

lol
i thought it was dead

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-02 23:34:56 +0000 UTC]

THINGS POOP WHEN DIED

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-04 09:23:27 +0000 UTC]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-04 09:27:07 +0000 UTC]

IT'S LIFE

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-04 23:32:11 +0000 UTC]

but they don't when i kill them myself

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-04 23:54:13 +0000 UTC]

shall i do it then?

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-06 05:06:36 +0000 UTC]

sure
we can turn it in to that japanese scientist who transforms it into food

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-06 06:10:51 +0000 UTC]

ooooh what kind of food?

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-07 05:00:38 +0000 UTC]

..."meat"
DELICIOUS FECAL MEAT
i'm assuming you've heard of him

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-07 08:15:01 +0000 UTC]

I'M NOT COOL

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-08 08:39:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-08 23:13:54 +0000 UTC]

not...sure...if...want
lol shit burger on the fridge

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-09 07:27:40 +0000 UTC]

even if it isn't poisonous, i bet it smells bad enough that you'll puke it up instantly
and if they make it NOT smell like shit, what they've added probably makes it poisonous
might as well gather up some cockroaches :c

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-10 02:56:54 +0000 UTC]

THEY should add some cocoa beans
BUT THAT WOULD BE MEAN TO KURU'S FRIEND, COCKAROACH

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-12 07:17:05 +0000 UTC]

or add some food
NO ONE CARES ABOUT KURU'S COCKS

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-14 03:53:23 +0000 UTC]

REMINDS ME I MUST FINISH MY HOT N SOUR SOUP BRB
BUT HE WAS A NYSE COCKAROACH

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-16 00:06:53 +0000 UTC]

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME I HAD TACOS TODAY
COCKROACHES ARE COCKS
THEY PUT GERMS ON YOUR FEETS

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-16 05:53:01 +0000 UTC]

NOT MY FEETS!!!!!!!!!!! D:

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-16 07:22:38 +0000 UTC]

THEY'LL EAT THE SKIN RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET
WHAT THEN

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-16 09:23:47 +0000 UTC]

I NO LONGER RUN

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-17 02:19:43 +0000 UTC]

running is an essential part of a healthy breakfast

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-17 02:33:06 +0000 UTC]

looks like i'm going to get an F- in wood shop

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-17 04:49:04 +0000 UTC]

yea, screw that
make a MECHANICAL peg leg instead

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-17 05:14:05 +0000 UTC]

i want to be like capt' k'nuckles :3

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-18 01:51:52 +0000 UTC]

i don't remember him having peglegs

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-18 02:11:23 +0000 UTC]

well they weren't exactly normal :c

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-20 07:50:37 +0000 UTC]

i do remember seeing something but
i don't remember what i saw

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-21 16:13:35 +0000 UTC]

something SOMETHING

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-22 03:28:41 +0000 UTC]

something that might tell storu better than nik?

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-22 04:53:53 +0000 UTC]

tellme1

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