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AlphaShmalpha In reply to ??? [2012-01-22 07:16:05 +0000 UTC]

IN YOUR DREAMS
sleep now~

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-22 07:26:04 +0000 UTC]

nou

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-22 20:41:35 +0000 UTC]

but
i can't dream for you

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-22 21:57:33 +0000 UTC]

then obeezy will

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-23 06:48:43 +0000 UTC]

not even obeezy can dream for you
because he does not have the dirty mind of a dirty mongoose

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-24 03:13:16 +0000 UTC]

then why does he eat my boogers

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-24 04:56:25 +0000 UTC]

ARE YOU KIDDING BOOGERS ARE DELICIOUS when you're a bird

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-24 05:38:07 +0000 UTC]

can i trrry

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-24 07:06:37 +0000 UTC]

you're NOT A BIRD

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-26 04:34:06 +0000 UTC]

I CAN B WHT I WNT

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-26 06:01:00 +0000 UTC]

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING
SO I BECAME AN OREO

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-26 06:05:04 +0000 UTC]

THEY TOLD ME I COULD EAT ANYTHING
SO I ATE AN OREO

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-27 03:49:23 +0000 UTC]

BITCH YOU UNREAL

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-27 03:50:20 +0000 UTC]

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-27 07:22:51 +0000 UTC]

WHAT WAS THE SIZE OF THE PEBBLE AT STEP 213

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-28 02:31:46 +0000 UTC]

GENO

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-28 06:28:10 +0000 UTC]

you stepped on geno?
HARSH

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-28 06:46:17 +0000 UTC]

nu i luv me a geno

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-01-30 07:41:51 +0000 UTC]

disgusting

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-01-31 04:52:07 +0000 UTC]

yuar

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-03 04:55:10 +0000 UTC]

you're the one who makes fap material~

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-05 00:31:13 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THINKS IT'S FAP MATERIAL

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-05 08:23:40 +0000 UTC]

NOT THE ONLY ONE~

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-05 08:29:32 +0000 UTC]

HNNNNNNNNNNNN

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-07 07:05:33 +0000 UTC]

AHAH DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FINISH THAT ONE
YOU KNOW YOUR GUILT, MONGOOSE

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-09 03:19:14 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IS IT?

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-09 05:08:11 +0000 UTC]

it's 3 metric tons of guilt

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-09 06:07:06 +0000 UTC]

measure is WROOOOONG

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-12 03:44:00 +0000 UTC]

i've been there myself though

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-12 03:46:57 +0000 UTC]

report on this NOW

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-12 08:40:05 +0000 UTC]

THREE
METRIC
TONS

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-13 08:43:04 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHH THIS is killing me

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-15 04:00:21 +0000 UTC]

THE GUILT BURNSSSSS
REPENT NOW

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-15 04:49:32 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFLYYYYYING AWAY

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-16 08:11:42 +0000 UTC]

YOU CAN'T FLY UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THREE METRIC TONS OF GUILT

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-16 08:20:49 +0000 UTC]

I DROPPED IT ON YOU

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-02-22 08:36:15 +0000 UTC]

pfft
i can't take responsibility for something i can't do

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-02-26 06:18:03 +0000 UTC]

will you at least pick it up

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-03-03 05:58:00 +0000 UTC]

too late...the earth is feeling the guilt of a thousand generations
soon, the sun will turn to darkness and the moon to blood, shortly before the few supervolcanoes of earth will erupt and obscure the skies for 40 months and 40 weeks, killing all plants and animals that aren't evacuated to ecodomes
planet x will then drill a hole straight through the earth and kill 90% of anyone hiding underground
then
WE RISE
WIPE OUT WHAT FEW HUMANS ARE LEFT
AND TAKE THE PLANET FOR OURSELVES

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-03-03 19:39:10 +0000 UTC]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCITING ADVENTURE

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-03-08 07:26:51 +0000 UTC]

I'M ALREADY WORKING ON IT
I'LL RELEASE IT 12/12/12

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-03-10 20:49:29 +0000 UTC]

I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-03-11 08:28:02 +0000 UTC]

I WILL GIVE YOU DEMO THIS WEEKEND

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-03-11 08:48:25 +0000 UTC]

I SHALL PLAY HARD

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-03-14 08:01:50 +0000 UTC]

I'M SURE YOU WILL.

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-03-15 04:26:16 +0000 UTC]

AND WILL I ASSURE.

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-03-22 06:29:23 +0000 UTC]

PINKY PROMISE.

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-03-22 19:16:31 +0000 UTC]

stick a cupcake in my eye

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AlphaShmalpha In reply to Nukeleer [2012-08-15 05:40:14 +0000 UTC]

a fatcake

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Nukeleer In reply to AlphaShmalpha [2012-08-20 17:38:21 +0000 UTC]

in my mouth

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