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Published: 2016-12-28 03:41:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 4717; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 1
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Description  Zomboss issued a test run for his recent recruits: The mighty Zog and Yogul. The trial included a Plant Republic POW: A rose, and an impounded POT Ziyou. As the Rose drove the tank in the arena, She noticed the blast doors on yonder opening, but they got stuck with a rattle. Fortunately, the newest edition to Z-Tech's empire was door savvy, and pried the doors open with screeeches of metal, there he stood eyeballing his target with his Juggernut helmet down and deployed.
The imp named Yogul gave Zog the green light to charge, and the terrified rose turned tail and tried to smash through the blast doors. Securuity was tempeted to take action, but Zomboss halted them. Zog could handle that breadbox.
Zog crashed on the hull of the tank, and punched the tank, rattling the rose on the inside. Zog then grabbed the barrel, and flipped the whole tank over his shoulder twice before winding up, and hammer tossing the POT all the way across the arena, smashing it to pieces.
The rose, stunned but alive, tried to run, but Zog caught her with a HUGE choke hold. Yogul shot a stick of dynamite in her mouth. "EEaaat... DIIRRTTT!!! Zog cried as he face planted the rose with the force of a truck, and ended her misery by throwing her up in the air where she utterly exploded. Zomboss clapped from the observatory. "Lovely..."

This is The Mighty Zog. Zog has little need for vocabulary, because of his brute force. He can topple over tanks with ease, punch back missles, even catch them mid-air! The fist knuckles can flip to protecting his hands instead of his knuckles and vise versa when he positions his hands. When he throws down hus helmet, he is protected from critical hits, and can run through bullet storms like they were nothing. Did I mention he was blast door savvy? Not one cell could contain this beast, but he will politely stay until he needs to potty, or he gets bored. What's his method of therapy? Smashing things. What is his favorite pass time? Smashing things. His favorite movie? Ones that have smashing things. His favorite food? Apples. THAT ARE SMASHED. 

Yogul is the imp on top of Zog. He fluently understands, translates, and even thinks for Zog. Yogul failed Z-Mech Robotics at the academy, so he sined up to be a Gargantuar class imp. Yogul really disliked the constant grunting, misguidence, and even the throwing of those numbskulls. He wanted someone who would listen to him no matter the parrel! So, he met up with Zog at Jukie's Via Brainztagram, and the two forged an inseparable bond. They learned so much from each other. Yogul learned how to tie his shoes, and Zog is now potty trained. aside from those important facts, the two make a living dis-advancing any advancing weeds with brawling, and dynamite!  The concept is simple. Zog is the Brawn, Yogul is the Brainz, and the plants are all targets just begging to be eradicated. Now, care to chake hands with him?

Their theme. Hate it only if you practiced walking without a body.
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Comments: 112

Scrambler333 [2017-02-25 18:11:27 +0000 UTC]

Tank!

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cuyddsdsbhjdhjbdhjhv In reply to Scrambler333 [2020-08-07 01:07:32 +0000 UTC]

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cuyddsdsbhjdhjbdhjhv In reply to cuyddsdsbhjdhjbdhjhv [2020-10-02 20:06:07 +0000 UTC]

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megalon1337 [2017-01-14 20:29:38 +0000 UTC]

How much do I need to pay you to to use him in one battle?

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to megalon1337 [2017-01-14 20:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Yogul: " We fight for 50 k Zombucks. You pay?"

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megalon1337 In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-01-14 20:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Fine. *gives you fake zombucks*

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to megalon1337 [2017-01-14 23:13:57 +0000 UTC]

Yogul: " WHY YOU USE CREDIT CARD?"

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megalon1337 In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-01-14 23:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Because I CAN!!!....I hope.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to megalon1337 [2017-01-15 18:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Yogul: ""We take debt!"

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StantheSpider [2016-12-28 14:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Captain Camo: "So this thing is our answer for defeating those leeches?" *he taps His finger against a wall* "Good plan"

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to StantheSpider [2017-01-08 07:05:26 +0000 UTC]

Yogul: "You should see in wrestling match. Vader bombs Wrestling star like nobusiness's one!"

*Zog pokes his teddy.*

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StantheSpider In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-01-08 07:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Captain Camo: Heh, Well I have one rule, listen to what you're told, or bad bad things happen, and don't think I haven't faced bigger opponents bigger than that Gargantuar...But you two seem Smart enough, so I guess I can "Trust" you two"

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to StantheSpider [2017-02-20 09:57:38 +0000 UTC]

Yogul: " So, you want smash stuff commander can't see?"

*Zog puts his teddy on his back*

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StantheSpider In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-02-20 14:20:39 +0000 UTC]

Captain Camo: *he sighs and soon looks at them* "Ima put this in a way you BOTH can understand" *he soon began using hand movements as he spoke* "I want you two to smash and destroy anything that has to do with plants and traitors, am I clear?"

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to StantheSpider [2017-02-23 15:50:04 +0000 UTC]

Zog: "....TEDDY!" *Zog breaks his teddy, makes a pouty face, and destroys a plant convoy he uses a tank as a stress ball when he returns*

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StantheSpider In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-02-23 20:14:40 +0000 UTC]

Captain Camo: "Well it seems he's a better soldier than I thought, just don't do anything I might regret got it?" he was mainly talking to Yogul.

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TapodJointer [2016-12-28 13:11:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh s**t.
TAAAAAAANK!

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AmerixanaKenny In reply to TapodJointer [2016-12-29 17:12:40 +0000 UTC]

That's the best thing I've seen this afternoon so far. 😂

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to TapodJointer [2016-12-28 20:52:01 +0000 UTC]

Big FRICKEN ZOMBIE!

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cuyddsdsbhjdhjbdhjhv In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2020-08-07 01:18:01 +0000 UTC]

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SolarKnight2 [2016-12-28 12:40:58 +0000 UTC]

THAT IS AMAZING! XD

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to SolarKnight2 [2016-12-29 00:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Zog: "Muust.. SMaaaaaasshh...."

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SolarKnight2 In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-29 00:34:07 +0000 UTC]

Huehue, what is he? The Smash? Because that is already taken...

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to SolarKnight2 [2016-12-31 05:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Zog can take out and withstand tanks. The smash can be defeated my any plant given the situation.

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SolarKnight2 In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-31 05:21:13 +0000 UTC]

Geese, OK. He's stronk.

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61EMB16 [2016-12-28 11:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Dear lord.

(I love their designs!!!!!!!)

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to 61EMB16 [2016-12-28 11:28:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you a bunch. The Mighty Zog was an idea In my head for so long, and I needed him to come out onto the world. You yourself got a quite better with a brush, lately.

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61EMB16 In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 11:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you :3

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MKBrony [2016-12-28 09:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh god...unfortunately the poor Rose's tank was almost certainly unloaded, so she had no method of defending herself and we have no idea how effective tank rounds are on this brute.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 09:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Pea gatling has no effect on this guy!

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 09:21:51 +0000 UTC]

What about Shuck Shots?

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 09:22:57 +0000 UTC]

Not if he can punch them to send them back!

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 09:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh, holy hell.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 10:33:10 +0000 UTC]

This guy don't #$%& around. He tears our POTS in half, and weilds them like steel fists!

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 11:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Yikes. I think Zog might force Ferros and Callista to retreat if they see his tank.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 11:25:13 +0000 UTC]

His tank? He IS the tank. Avaliable for sabotage, frontlines, bounty hunting, military services, and birthday parties.

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 11:26:59 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...I just hope that POW Rose had a miracle seed and is back, safe with us.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 11:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Luckily, she did. She will inform us on any details when she is fully grown.

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 11:32:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank goodness for that. As traumatizing as that might have been, we need the intel on this new threat to possibly find some form of weakness.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 11:33:48 +0000 UTC]

So far, what we have is that Zog's biggest weakness is ... nothing.

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 11:35:08 +0000 UTC]

Right...I guess instead of Zog himself, we have to try to take out his imp tamer.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 12:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Imp tamer? That is his partner. Yogul is all the Brainz for him, but even still, wouldn't that just piss him off even more?

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MKBrony In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 12:50:59 +0000 UTC]

But without Yogul to keep him in check, I don't think Zog will be as focused on certain targets. Perhaps a sniper job from a vantage point where neither Zog nor Yogul would be able to see the sniper will cause Zog to be unable to focus on one specific target? If that works, we can then try crowd control methods on Zog so that we can bring him down.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to MKBrony [2016-12-28 20:51:05 +0000 UTC]

Well need to keep looking for the time being. We have that nothing can beat him, so far. That can't be right.

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Nerdy-Cupcake [2016-12-28 07:37:35 +0000 UTC]

Welp, something's telling me that the ceasefire isn't going to end peacefully.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to Nerdy-Cupcake [2016-12-28 09:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Both sides have itchy trigger fingers, and Zog wants some action!

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Nerdy-Cupcake In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 09:20:36 +0000 UTC]

Welp, I'll have to give Amaryllis her glucose tablets and send her off on her POP!

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to Nerdy-Cupcake [2016-12-28 09:24:25 +0000 UTC]

Patience, now. We still are in the truce. Until January first, we are not to vanquish a Zombie, and vice versa.

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Nerdy-Cupcake In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2016-12-28 09:26:05 +0000 UTC]

Alright then.
Not sure if Sonnet can resist for much longer, she's going to brutally maul a SB to death before then.

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to Nerdy-Cupcake [2016-12-28 10:33:45 +0000 UTC]

And SB? Sponge Bob?

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