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Published: 2017-07-26 03:53:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1902; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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Description  Hey, zombies of Z-Tech! Hate having those stinky plants up in the sky all the time? Do you like fitting inside metal balls? Are you in a current position where you smell like a ham sandwich? Then just blow all of them up with the new Z-Tech A.R.P. Fighter! ARP Stands for Areo-Rocket-Pod, far cooler than A-Ridiculous-Plan. This machine can cluster one hundred and twenty eight homing frenzy rockets per pack, Fire them at a rapid rate, and can switch out ammo in a breeze with new ARP reload bays! (Sold separately.) Order yours now from your Z-Tech Surplus-R-Us Dealer, or wherever hazard weaponry for children are sold! Zomnicarriers are already carrying thousends of these, so why not you? Pre order yours today! 
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Comments: 16

doominator500 [2017-07-26 17:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Analysis:

Those missile packs are big, tough, and hit hard. The pod is about as vulnerable as a piece of sting locked in Fort Knox. This is due to the packs' rotation ability. That leaves the main underside thruster. Even still, it's gonna hurt trying to get directly under it. It would take at least a dozen Anti-Air Guns to get through that armor.

Conclusion:

I see very few possibilities to take one of these things down with conventional weapons.

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megalon1337 In reply to doominator500 [2017-07-27 18:08:14 +0000 UTC]

One hundred and twenty homing rockets per pack??!! That's A LOT!!!

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doominator500 In reply to megalon1337 [2017-07-27 23:04:46 +0000 UTC]

To any plant that sees this comment, STEER CLEAR OF THESE A.R.P.s. They will crush ANYTHING they see! Stay out of their view and strike while they're distracted. That's the only way I know that these things may be shot down.

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Picklecakes [2017-07-26 04:49:55 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of the flyfish in Salmon Run.

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Dohwan In reply to Picklecakes [2017-07-28 16:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Yep. I was thinking the same thing.

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AlanMarsters [2017-07-26 04:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh man!

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to AlanMarsters [2017-07-26 07:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Hope you have an umbrella...

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AlanMarsters In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-07-27 02:14:32 +0000 UTC]

I have a Raincoat...

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Snarzer [2017-07-26 04:10:33 +0000 UTC]

Basically the HAALA on steroids

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to Snarzer [2017-07-26 07:11:02 +0000 UTC]

I told you I'd get it in somehow!

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Snarzer In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-07-26 07:19:22 +0000 UTC]

That was a long ass time ago, but that's fine. It looks cool

Can I still have the haala as a first halo ship?

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Nyanbonecrush In reply to Snarzer [2017-07-26 07:24:12 +0000 UTC]

But of course.

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Snarzer In reply to Nyanbonecrush [2017-07-26 07:37:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

It will be like the cheaper alternative to this.

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Nerdy-Cupcake [2017-07-26 03:59:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh boi air control-

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ElishebisZPR [2017-07-26 03:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Cesar: I'm not from Z-Tech but I'm zombie, plants don't really bother me much

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OmegaKaijuScorpioBat [2017-07-26 03:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Fancy!

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