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Published: 2015-11-25 00:13:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 17588; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 0
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Description While surfing the web, I found an interesting dating profile - a girl with a screenname of Dullahan89. Her profile seemed interesting, she had a lot of same tastes in music, TV shows, loved riding horses, seemed to be fairly intelligent, no dealbreakers, and so on. There was just one thing that was off about her profile - her pictures. Her head was cropped out of each picture, and each just showed her from the neck down. Still, what I did see, I really liked. The girl in the photos had an amazing body, with large, natural breasts, long sexy legs, and in one, she took a selfie showing off her nice, curvacious ass. I couldn't help but think, though... "Why wouldn't she show her face in her photos? Is she a butterface who's hideous from the neck up? Does she not want someone to know she's on a dating site? Are they even pictures of her or are they pictures of someone else?"

Regardless, I decided to take the risk and messaged her anyway. She messaged me back, and we hit it off pretty well. She told him her name was Jacqueline. We talked about our interests, cracked jokes, flirted back and forth and all seemed good, but one thing worried me a bit - when asked why she she didn't show her face in any of her pictures, she replied "well, how about we talk about that another time?" I agreed to go meet her for coffee anyway, in the off chance that those were actually photos of her, and she wasn't actually some dude posing as a woman.

I arrived at the coffee shop a little early, ordered a latte, and sat down in a comfy chair. Jacuelyn arrived a little late, and I was shocked at what I saw.

Jacueline was dressed in a tight, red, sleveless low-cut dress, with a short miniskirt and high heels. Judging from her long legs and natural d-cups, that was her in the picture all right. And I soon realized why she hid her face from the pictures. As I raised his gaze to look her in the eyes and attempt to not oogle her body and ruin the date... nothing met my gaze. She didn't show her face because she had no face. In fact, she had no head at all! There was simply smooth skin where a head and neck would be. My eyes bugged out and jaw dropped in disbelief. She was naturally tall and would have been taller than me if she had a noggin. Her lucious breasts were almost eye-level with me… the perfect place for them.

The headless woman waved at me excitedly, reached into her purse and pulled out an electronic tablet. She typed away on the screen, then showed it to me. It read, "Hi, are you Mark?"

I nodded my head and stumbled to my feet. "Yeah.. uh, yeah. I'm Mark. And you're... uh... uhhhh.... Jacqueline?"

She went back to typing on her tablet in a perky manner. "Yep! Nice to finally met you! You can call me Jackie, btw."

I reached out and shook her hand awkardly. "N-nice to meet you! Hey, uh, how about we sit down over here?"

The two of us sat in comfy chairs opposite each other with a small coffee table inbetween us. Jackie slowly crossed her legs and put her hand on her knee. With her arms facing inward, they pressed against her breasts, pushing them together.

Wow... I have the weirdest boner. Ever. I thought to myself.

"So uh... um..."

Jackie typed on her tablet some more to break the awkward silence.

"So... well, I guess you're going to ask me where’s my head, huh? That's... generally the first thing people notice." she wrote.

"Uh... yeah, that's a good start, I guess."

"Well... upfront... I need to apologize. I guess I haven't been very honest with you. It's probably not right for me to hide this, but you seemed like a really cool guy and I didn't want to scare you off. That... happens a lot. I guess... you haven't really seen a headless woman walking around before. I'm sorry..."

"No, it's actually all right! I just... well, you know, wasn't expecting that. And well... yeah, I've never seen a girl with no... no head before. Or a anyone without a head. Pretty much people generally tend to have heads."

"Yeah, me neither, haha. As far as I know, I'm the only one like this. You must think I'm a freak, huh? They generally do..." she kind of slumped. Her body language looked dejected, although it was a little hard to tell from someone with no facial expressions.

"No! Not at all! I actually think you're beautiful. Like... pretty stunningly so."

"...Really? You still think I'm attractive even without a face?" she typed as she seemed to perk up.

"Yeah, definitely! I mean, have you looked in a mirror? Well... uh... actually, can you? I don't see any eyes."

"Haha, yeah, I can. You really like what you see, eh? What do you like so much?"

She put down the tablet and rubbed her hands down her waist and raised her shoulders. My face turned bright red.

"Well uh... y'see, um... it's not polite to... well, you know, you should compliment a girl's hair, or her eyes, or..."

She raised her finger to iterrupt me, picked up the tablet again and began typing. "...so what you're saying is... you just like my body, isn't that it? That's pretty crass."

"No! I mean yes! Erm I mean no!"

"lol you're fine, I'm just kidding. Most girls don't like it if you talk about their bodies, but well, I'm not most girls. I'm just a body."

I breathed a sigh of relief. "Well.. yeah. And that's one hell of one… if you don’t mind me saying so. Like... a supermodel body. It's easy to forget that you're missing a head with a figure like that."

"So... my body makes you nervous, eh?" she put her hand on my leg. "Well, maybe I'll show it to you in more detail sometime."

Yep, definitely the weirdest boner, I thought. "Wow... you're pretty upfront. I’d… I’d uh… I’d like that a lot.”

"Eh, what can I say, I'm not the kind of girl who hides her intentions behind a pretty face. "

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The rest of the date went pretty well. After the initial shock, we talked movies, music, about our favorite activities, and so on. She began teaching me sign language, which is how she normally communicates.

After spending a couple hours at the coffee shop chatting, we decided to go for a walk. Hand-holding quickly became arms around each others' waists as the evening went on. The two of us stopped and cuddled on a park bench.

Jackie pulled out her phone and typed a message. "Hey. Can you do something for me?"

"Sure... what do you need?" I replied softly.

"...kiss me." she typed.

I blinked. I hadn't really thought of the logistics of this. "Uh... where? You don't have any lips."

She seductively waved the phone in front of my face. "Anywhere you like."

I hesitated at first, but kissed the smooth surface where her neck would be. I started moving down as she ran her fingers through my hair. I began kissing her breasts as she passionately rubbed her hands all over my body. She suddenly stopped and pulled out her phone. "What's wrong?" I asked puzzlingly. She typed away on her phone. "How about we go back to my place?" I smiled. "Sounds like a plan."

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As we entered her room, she let her dress slip to the floor and began to slowly unbutton her bra, revealing her perfect, natural breasts. “Wow, I uh… I…” I stammered. She walked over to me seductively and placed her finger across my lips as if to shush me. She put her arms around my shoulders and came closer. I placed my face inbetween her soft breasts and began to lick her hard nipples. This body was aroused.

She pushed me onto the bed and began unzipping my pants, making my huge boner spring out. She slipped her panties off. As she climbed on top of me, I slowly rubbed my hands aross her thighs and the arrived on her perfect ass. I reached into my wallet and pulled out a condom.

Even though Jackie was totally silent during sex, it wasn't from a lack of enjoyment, ...just a lack of vocal chords. That unnervingly quiet, headless body was nevertheless completely wild in bed - I could tell she was athletic as hell as she appeared to have limitless energy. When all was said and done, it was the best sex I ever had. When all was said and done, I sat up and gazed upon that glorious body that lay beside me. She was panting and covered in sweat.

I panted, exshausted. "My God woman... my God. That was amazing. You're a maniac in bed. And your body... with a body as sexy as yours, who needs a head?"

Jackie gave me a thumbs up and snuggled up against me.

"You know... I think I'm growing to like headless girls. In fact… I think I like you better off without one. The perfect woman has no head."

She cuddled with me softly and typed two characters on her phone.

<3
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Comments: 13

your-head-man [2024-06-09 22:10:11 +0000 UTC]

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trembok [2024-04-01 23:08:09 +0000 UTC]

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DulceDCapitanich [2023-06-27 03:44:44 +0000 UTC]

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VladKiz21 [2019-01-16 13:24:44 +0000 UTC]

This story made me laugh in happy way, so that now I am sure of one thing. Want to know what I'm sure of? I'm sure that this headless Jackie could never have a baby.

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objectifier In reply to VladKiz21 [2019-03-27 01:37:45 +0000 UTC]

Probably not, another benefit 

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SexyBody61 In reply to objectifier [2025-08-01 04:35:56 +0000 UTC]

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miniutwitch [2017-07-05 05:05:51 +0000 UTC]

Very interesting treatment of a potentially difficult situation! I am not sure I would be able to pull it off any better than he did.

CCC

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Headviant [2016-03-07 22:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Sweet And yea, such girls would be the best. "You like my body? Go for it!" Perfect.

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misterdoe [2016-01-16 19:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Nicely done! I won't ask how she can see and hear without a head; after all, my feminine protagonists are all either invisible women, items of women's clothing, or intangible.

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CouldBeNothing [2015-12-15 10:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit! Wasn't expecting to see a story so similar to my style! Maybe it's because I've been lightly active on DA due to lack of privacy and lack of new ideas during these last months.

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objectifier In reply to CouldBeNothing [2015-12-15 14:03:21 +0000 UTC]

Lack of privacy?

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CouldBeNothing In reply to objectifier [2015-12-15 22:36:18 +0000 UTC]

I don't live by myself, and my computer has recently been positioned in a way that makes it easier for others to see what I'm doing. I have no intention of revealing my NBM fetish to anyone I may actually know outside DA because of how fucked up it appears to most people who aren't familiar with it, and that's all I'm going to say about it.

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objectifier In reply to CouldBeNothing [2015-12-17 00:14:37 +0000 UTC]

Ah, understood. Hope nobody checks your hard drive!

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