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God is a baby-faced yenta living in a four-story igloo made from bricks of quality hashish. Her Holiness, blessed be She, recently finished serving a prison sentence for grand larceny, extortion, and assault with a deadly weapon.
In Her younger years, She made careful use of Her insurgent nature, devoting Herself to the cause of promoting tidier neckties among all people. However, with age, Her resolve began to falter and Her waning momentum converged with an unforeseen lapse in direction; Her actions became increasingly reckless and belligerent, leading Her to develop a neurotic fixation with the insufflation of common household chemicals and eventually culminating in a general state of incomprehensible delirium.
In the summer of 1991, She gave birth to twenty sea turtles. Over the course of the subsequent two weeks, She auctioned off eighteen of the turtles to wealthy entrepreneurs and ate the other two for supper.
In a statement to FOX News earlier in the year, She decried all caterpillar procreation and affirmed Her “unshakable solidarity with, and undying support for, the divine righteousness of refined carbohydrates, cassette tapes, and doo-wop music.”

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God is a baby-faced yenta living in a four-story igloo made from bricks of quality hashish. Her Holiness, blessed be She, recently finished serving a prison sentence for grand larceny, extortion, and assault with a deadly weapon.
In Her younger years, She made careful use of Her insurgent nature, devoting Herself to the cause of promoting tidier neckties among all people. However, with age, Her resolve began to falter and Her waning momentum converged with an unforeseen lapse in direction; Her actions became increasingly reckless and belligerent, leading Her to develop a neurotic fixation with the insufflation of common household chemicals and eventually culminating in a general state of incomprehensible delirium.
In the summer of 1991, She gave birth to twenty sea turtles. Over the course of the subsequent two weeks, She auctioned off eighteen of the turtles to wealthy entrepreneurs and ate the other two for supper.
In a statement to FOX News earlier in the year, She decried all caterpillar procreation and affirmed Her “unshakable solidarity with, and undying support for, the divine righteousness of refined carbohydrates, cassette tapes, and doo-wop music.”

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