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And now for how that date would realistically go. First during your hike through the fey forest you'd bump into Charlotte and Tulip the latter of which would proceed to laugh her *** off after turning Alexis into a dog beastkin and watch hug the first tree limb you can get a hold of for dear life. You'd spend the next half the day trying to get back to the nearest MIA office so that the two of you can be changed back from whatever form Tulip decided was the funniest in the end. After that you'd try to play it safe and go to the "Heaven's Delight Cafe" at which the sugar loving Alexis would begin to stuff her face with so many angel magic enhanced pastries that she'd grow a pair of white wings herself sending the both of you back to the MIA office. Afterwards with most of the day spent having to fix Alexis you'll decide to just go to your place to "watch a movie or something" at which point she'll see the usual mess you leave the place in and question why you would consider it presentable enough to bring a date home to after which she'll leave after agreeing that you'll go out of town to meet her next time.
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Patricia: Can confirm, this is honestly the most likely option here. My life is like a slapstick cartoon, except written by a dude who can't resist cramming every fetish he has into it. It gets awkwardly forced into every little event. Jokes aside, I think what you described would be one of the better first dates I've been on. Whoever claimed cats are lucky, and I swear to god my love life doesn't have nine lives, ha ha.
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Come on ask her. Yes she might reject you.....but if you do not ask you will never know!
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Patricia: M-maybe I will, someday!
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That sounds like a really nice plan Patricia, and frankly I think you're selling yourself a bit short there; after all the easiest way to make someone fall for you is to trip them... metaphorically speaking that is don't actually try to trip her.
I need to word my metaphors better.
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Patricia: Thanks Wolfy, that's sweet of you! So you're saying I should "pounce" like a tiger in the heat of summer...I think I mixed a few similes there myself.
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Not everyone who chased a zebra caught one, but all those who did catch one tried.
I got more of these then you got cat-puns Patty... thats not a challenge by the way because I have a feeling we could both go on for days if we tried.
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Patricia: ...Only if you agree that you have "as many" of those metaphors as I have cat-puns. You really gave me "paws" with such an insensitive statement.
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(Sorry for the slow response)
Patricia: It's fine, it's fine! I was just joking! I really appreciate your kind words though.
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Totally support the Alexicia ship (Patrlexis didn't fit well with me)
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Portmanteau names are always hard to figure out, ha ha.
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