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Published: 2011-03-15 03:02:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 5085; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 17
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I completely blame *Flareblade2000 for this. >:TThis is completely her fault- I'm innocent here! Well, okay, I'll admit I drew this blasphemy and slapped on a bit of color... But it was totally her idea!! She said that all the evidence revealed that the G-Man is the First Guardian of Half-Life earth.
This subsequent mental image was far too silly to be contained.
[Edit: now with 20% more derp color!]
And yes, that is a crowbar merged with Slick's cast iron horse hitcher there...
G-Man and Half-Live - Valve
Doc Scratch and Spades Slick - Andrew Hussie , creative genius.
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Comments: 55
SCRATCH! STOP MAKING ME NOW THINK ARIDIA'S ANCESTOR IS GLaDOS!
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Shhhshh shooooooshhh now...
Just let the ideas flow -u-
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OMG Has karkat ever ranted about lemons? Is john the child form of the Medic? JOHN IS THE CRACK CHILD OF WHEATLY AND MEDIC! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!! TEREZI IS PYRO!
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wait why does doc scratch have a tie i thought he had a bowtie
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But here he's being all "g-man" mode... I'm pretty sure the tie is part of the dress code ;]
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And here I thought I was the first who made the connection. Granted I didn't think G-man is a first guardian, but I always imagined Doc Scratch talking in his voice.
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Well... I guess it's all the cheating teleporting and the flashy green light, haha.
But I personally can't help but think of Doc Scratch with Teleharmonic's voice... The guy does an amazing job~
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But you have to admit he is very charismatic...
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No way! Well...he did give me Scotty dogs.
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See? He's an excellent host! I doubt you get a chance to do much entertaining in your secret underground base...
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I don't wanna entertain anyone anyway.
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Aww, don't be such a spoil sport! You could invite The Felt over for a bingo party! Since it seems that they can break in whenever they want anyways...
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We break into their mansion far more.
((They do. XD Slick climbs in windows regularly in the chatroom))
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Oh that's right. And they only have all the time control devices ever at their disposal to know exactly WHEN you've broken in/ plan to break in/ broke in...
(HA! That's a funny mental image XD)
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Hmm, never though of that...
((I made him pee in a corner once too by forgetting to type jokes OOC XD))
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I'm now imagining the scene from Half Life Two with Kanaya instead of Alyx.
"When I plucked her from the brooding caverns, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere grub, and of no practical use to anyone. I have since learned to ignore such naysayers when culling them was out of the question."
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I AM SO PLEASED YOU LOVE IT
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Slick would be the worst choice for "The guy who saves the world"...
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He might wind up actually killing the invading aliens... if they happen to get caught in the crossfire of his regular schemes.
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This is excellent. And Scratch makes perfect sense as G-Man.
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Now if only G-Man would admit to being a smug manipulator and learn to tell jokes- the transformation would be complete...
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Indeed. Because turning his head into a giant cue ball would be going just a bit overboard.
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You're right- it just wouldn't look the same in 3D...
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Man, that made me laugh way too hard.
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Yes! A single snarktic to my Prankster's Gambit!
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Bully for you! The day is yours, my good chum!
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Verily! 'Tis a most beamish day!
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oh. my. god.
this is so perfect. nfikjrfglanklnklrangvjkrngvklr
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It had to be done. Half-Life vs. Homestuck would be an insane, if epic crossover C:
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Doc Scratch and G-Man.
how did I not notice they were almost the same person? XD
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I know right?? I didn't realize it myself until Flareblade said something.....
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CAPS LOCK IS FUN. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE WAYWARD VAGABOND. THIS IS INCREDIBLY ALARMING.
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WELL CAPSLOCK MAKES ME FEEL MORE LIKE KARKAT BUT HEY THAT'S JUST ME
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I JUST WANT TO YELL AND EAt delicious cookies all day. would you happen have some heavenly brown bubbly sugar elixir, by any chance?
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SADLY I DO NOT RIGHT NOW :c
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that is unfortunate but perhaps for the best. thank you for your assistance in this matter.
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BUT I WIll definitely let you know if I come across any of the items you seek. c:
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many thanks, dear favorable small primate.
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