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In other words... Things just got a WHOLE lot worse!Columbia Crashed On Arakis - www.lowbird.com/user/Shino_ten…
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LOL
That's right... feeding the worms!
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The starship Colombia discovered crashlanded on the giant alien sandstorm world of arakis, as the crew of the Defiant and the Enterprise investigated what caused her disappearance, unbeknown that it's sandworm season
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Your Very Welcome!
Sandworms, That's Pretty Scary!
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They are rather aren't they.
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Although I'm Pretty Sure Enterprise Was Blow It's Head Off With A Long Range Photon Torpedo Before It Strikes An Attack😂
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No can do.
Unlike Apollo, there ain't an open shooting season on that god.
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True! I Could Just See This Happening........
Kirk: "Lock Forward Torpedo Launcher On Target! Let's Blow This Sandworm's Head Off!"
Sulu: "Aye Captain! Forward Torpedo Launcher Locked On Target Captain!"
Kirk: "Fire!"
Sulu: "Yes Sir!"
*Enterprise Fires And Blows It's Head Off With A Long Range Photon Torpedo*
Spock: "Um........Captain, There Appears To Be Some Kind Of Goop From The Sandworm That Has Spattered All Over The Ship's Hull. It Is Logical That We Don't Get Too Close To The Sandworm. And That We Will Now Need To Get Enterprise Herself Back To Star Base And Cleaned Up."
Kirk: "Good Idea Mr. Spock."
Dr. McCoy: "Jim! Are You Outta Your God Damn Mind?! Mr. Scott Is Not Gonna Be Very Happy That You Turned Enterprise Into A Flying Space Booger!"
Kirk: "Calms Down Bones."
*Enterprise Arrives At Star Base Where Mr. Scott Gets Mad At Kirk From Turning Enterprise Into A Flying Space Booger*
Mr. Scott: "Bloody Hell Jim! What Have You Gotten Enterprise Into?! A Nasty Space Booger Fight?!"
Kirk: "No Mr. Scott. We Blew The Head Off A Sandworm With A Long Range Photon Torpedo, And Spattered All Over The Ship's Hull After Getting Too Close."
Mr. Scott: "Well That's Real Nice To Hear Jim! Now If You Would Excuse Me, I Need To Get The Poor Girl All Cleaned Up! Enterprise Does Not Deserve To Be A Flying Space Booger!"
Kirk: "By All Means, Be My Guest Mr. Scott."
I Could Just Mr. Scott Getting At Kirk For Making A Mess After The Blowing The Head Off The Sandworm😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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And then Kirk woke up from a long winter's nap.
Damn, he wanted to blow that worm's head off, but he was under direct orders to take no hostile action.
He'd strained the limits of his orders a few times, but if he did this go round, it would be a court marshal for sure.
Still. he'd ask Spock to calculate the odds of an accidental photon torpedo launch in any event.
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LOL! Plus Star Fleet And Mr. Scott Would Be Very Pissed Off A Kirk For Turning Enterprise Into A Flying Space Booger After Blowing It's Head Off With A Long Range Photon Torpedo And It's Guts Spatter All Over Enterprise, That Now Mr. Scott Would Have To Wash And Clean Her Up In A Star Ship Wash On His Shore Leave!😂 Booooy Would Mr. Scott Have Kirk's Head For Making Wash Enterprise On His Shore Leave!😂
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Yes, Kirk's head would be hanging on Scotty's wall.
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Yep! LOL!
Mr. Scott Would Still Be Pissed Off That He Has To Wash Enterprise On His Shore Leave As Well!😂
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The only change I (personally) would make is the people should be just a tiny but smaller. But thats just a minor detail.
The image is great overall, just a shame to see her that condition.
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Well, I'd like to remind everyone of what happened to the Steve Austin in another series called The Six Million Dollar Man...
Oscar Goldman:
Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
-Oscar Goldman
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Yet, it does spark one's imagination, does it not?
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My comment wasn't directed against you or your art, which is wonderful, just that Next Gen tended to make really great stories no more than dreams or fantasies
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Not a prob.
I didn't take it that way.
It's pretty creative though surprising to some extent when you find out a story was all made up, a dream or something like it.
Makes you question the definition of what reality is.
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No one said that taking on the House would be easy, Paul. Now you have Starfleet to contend with.
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They will all bow to his Supreme Spiceness!
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hahahaha!!!
Run Taco Man! Run!!!
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But... not one single Ornithopter in the bunch.
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Steampunk is dead. Nyahahaha!
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Well it looks old.
So its dead. Haha.
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Arf! Arf! Arf! ...Bark! Bark! Bark!
Alright! who forgot the bring the play ball for 'fluffy' again?!
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The ship on orbit should have warned them about the worm.....now they might have to hit it with full phasers.......and maybe the worm will still crash onto them....death by stunned worm.....what a way to go!
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Those worms are like Gods to the local inhabitants, so even trying to stun one would result in planetary revolt.
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You don't have to tell them that you stunned one....= )
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When you consider the loss of the Spice trade as a possible result... best not.
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Naw, you just fly a shuttle down it throat, blow up the impulse engines, and beam out.
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No bueno.
The worms are sacred to the native population.
Not to mention... that one is considered to be a baby!
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I never said it was an easy plan, or a good one.
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For those times when a double facepalm is just not enough.
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This, is why I don't hit up on chicks every planet...
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"She went before her time."
"Somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name of Columbia."
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