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omnipotentseal — Conspiracy Theory
Published: 2004-04-23 21:56:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 205; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 10
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At the center of the EarthThere are mole men
Who build tiny rockets
That you and I can’t see
They communicate
With the Lizard Men
From Alpha Centauri
Who use alpha waves
To brain wash
you through telemarketting
The FBI, CIA,
and other mysterious acronyms
Who killed Kennedy
Disappeared Jimmy Hoffa
And are responsible for Princess Diana’s
Tragically beautiful demise
Man didn’t land on the Moon
The US flag is a computer reproduction
John Glenn should be committed
Yet he is made a Senator
Elvis is sitting
To the left of Osama Bin Laden
In a diner
On Route 66
Sipping coffee
With Tupac, and Amelia Earheart
Least that’s what
That tabloids say
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Comments: 6
They aren't mole men, you fool! They're parrot people!
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