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Published: 2019-02-18 14:01:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 84920; Favourites: 912; Downloads: 124
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In this commission scenario, Jaune is has burned his tongue while at some sort of valentines day bash that Raven is also attempting and is cooling his tongue upstairs.Spying him doing so is Raven Branwen , who crashed it for the boos, mistaking the boy for Taiyang , her former squeeze (ex husband?)
Inspired by such spirits, she chases her assumed lover up the stairs wishing to re-live their special night...
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Yang: *PUNCH then a thud is heard as Jaune's unconscious body hits the floor*
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Jaune: *Still with that same confident grin he mumbles in his unconscious state* Worth it...
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*Runs through the wall looney toons style leaving a silhouette of him running*
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Ruby: yang calm down your mom came over him!
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Jaune: It wasnt my fault.... she over powered me.... She thought I was your dad! *sweating*
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Tiran: woah Yang, it wasn’t his fault, blame the booze Raven drank!
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Iskandar: Yeah to be fair she did try to get in bed with me too while drunk
Yang: WHAT!!!!!!
Iskandar: But nothing happened okay
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Tiran: ...I won’t say she tried to sleep with me...buuuuut...
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Weiss: You didn't *angry* DIDN'T YOU
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Tiran: TRIED to...she’s tougher then she looks...I’m just glad she’s easily distracted when drunk or else I’d of lost my V card!
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Yang: Yeah you’re trying to lose yours to the Ice Queen
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Tiran: pfft, and where’d you get that idea?
Shi: ...how about you staring at her ass?
Tiran: I don’t do-
Shi: hey nice thong Weiss!
Tiran: ...I’m not that stupid Shi!
Shi: oh well...it really enfersises her ‘cheeks’!
Tiran: Shi I already said I’m-
Weiss: stop staring...it’s embarrassing...
-Tiran wizzes round to see Blake using a tape recorder-
...shit...
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Iskandar: *laughing* Oh man they got you good, guess gator boy wants to 'roll' with the heiress
Weiss: *Blushes*
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Tiran: oh f-fuck you!
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Naomi: No that's Yang's job, and I say *points to Tiran and Weiss* I say you two just have a romantic dinner, make out a bit then join the No V club, seriously the only members we have are me, Iskandar and Yang
Iskandar: NAOMI!!!!!!
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Tiran: *laughs* I’m good thanks...no offence Weiss, I just don’t plan on having a relationship just yet...my last one ended...well it didn’t end nicely
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Naomi: Look just cause things ended badly with your last girlfriend but you can't deny the past year you two only been getting closer and closer, hell Weiss use to be racist towards faunus till your friendship blossomed.
Iskandar: that is true, I mean it isn't wrong to at least go one date to see if you two are compatible
Naomi: then lose your V cards kinda like Jaune here...............sorry Pyrrha
Pyrrha: It's fine *tears streaming down her face (In my version Pyrrha survives the fall of Beacon but Iskandar is put into a coma)
Yang: Oh yeah, nearly forgot that *rage mode activate*
Jaune: WAIT WAIT WAIT I DIDN'T LOSE MY V CARD
Yang: Don't lie
Jaune: I'm not we didn't do it.......in the way you are thinking
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(I like that...in my version, Roman fakes his death and (all be it reluctantly) joins the heroes with Neo and two others...(if you know the RP announcement I made you’ll know these characters))
-2 former Villians step in, Roman Torchwick and Shockwave-
Roman: -and then I said ‘know her...I hardly care for her’...get it?
Shockwave: *ignores him as he looks at a tablet* hmmm...it is logical to assume the body mass of the Grimm fluctuated due to mutation...
Roman: ...I don’t know what’s worse...the two mute lovers or mr science guy here!
Tiran: no body cares Roman!
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Iskandar: what do you want evil hipster
Yang: anyway what do you mean Jaune?
Jaune: Your mom only did uh.......... mouth stuff, that doesn't count to losing my V card
Naomi: nope, so Pyrrha you got another shot at him
Pyrrha: I'm just glad it's over
Iskandar: yes until my girlfriend murders him
Yang: you know what I can honestly live with the mouth stuff thing, and honestly you did say she mistaken you for my dad
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Shockwave: there is a 34.739% chance this will happen again, a 17.443% it will happen before he mates with Pyrrha...and a 5.693% chance it will take his...V card...as you fleshies call it
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Leonidas: those are some accurate statistics
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Shockwave: accuracy is logical
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Leonidas: Agreed
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-the group go to the front room to see Neo eating some cookies on Soundwave’s lap as he types on a laptop, sometimes using his metallic tentacles (you’ll understand if you’ve seen TFP) to grab another packet of cookies for her-
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(I have seen TFP and love it)
Iskandar: Neo?
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(It’s a good show...too bad it ended though)
-Soundwave would sometimes even feed her one or two-
Roman: told you...mute lover birds!
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(Yeah but i honestly thought it had a natural conclusion)
Iskandar: that's......great?
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Roman: yea yea!
Shockwave: love is illogical
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Iskandar: not everything has to be logical
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Shockwave: that is illogical, logic is something that cannot be denied...emotions can
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Iskandar: Is there logic to a living soul, and before you try to deny it, doesn't our aura our semblances come from our souls
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Shockwave: the soul HAS been proved to exist, and as such it is logical
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Iskandar: *sighs*
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Shockwave: I apologise...but emotions betrayed me...logic has never done so!
-at this point, Soundwave treats Neo like a kitten...though she does enjoy it-
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Yang: you're petting the tiny murder machine
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Roman: a murder machine petting a murder machine
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Iskandar: seems about right, still if either of them get out of line, *creates fire in his hands*
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-Soundwave slowly stands and extends two blades from his arms...before Neo hits him with over the head-
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Iskandar snickers
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-as Soundwave rubs the back of his head...and Neo kisses his visor, to which he pets her head-
Roman: *sigh*...I wonder what the kids will look like...seeing how no-one knows what’s under that mask...except Neo
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Iskandar: Don’t know
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Shi: so...what now?
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Iskandar: I don't know try to sober Raven up
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Shi: right, I’ll go get some coffee
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Iskandar: Yeah I'll keep an eye on her
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Raven: *gives a sexy look to Iskandar*
Iskandar: Uh Raven you okay?
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