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Das ist der Arsch und ich bin der Klatsche!!!
Deadpool has never been one to give up easy unless it's flappy birds, those he just shot the computer screen for, then made the creator shut the game down.
That aside, he's not about to give up on the new "love of his life" Annie Leonhardt, she's just to perfect. Β It may be okay that she stepped on him, crushed him, bit his head off, set him on fire, tried pulling him apart, all relationships have hick ups.
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Omnipotrent In reply to GIANT-EATER [2017-08-16 22:40:12 +0000 UTC]
LOL
I love your profile picture it goes well with the comment
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thebestaround01 [2016-08-06 04:10:51 +0000 UTC]
Yup. That is definitely something Deadpool would do.
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Twilightnite [2016-02-14 00:56:58 +0000 UTC]
IM afraid to ask...but what were the other 7 times like?
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Omnipotrent In reply to Twilightnite [2016-02-14 01:28:37 +0000 UTC]
Singing wiggle wiggle to her outside her window, Stuffing himself in her fridge with a box of chocolates for her, or her chest of drawers.Β
At huge size, trying to climb up her leg to kiss her, bungie jump onto her chest,Β Purposefully camouflaging himself to resemble whatever she was going to sit on at that size, dressing up as the Wasp because she's a giant and they're meant to be. Β Climbing into a giant mech to chase her. Β
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Blazing-Saint In reply to Omnipotrent [2016-02-21 14:16:17 +0000 UTC]
Oh that is hilarious, although this will be Annie's reaction if Wade sent her nude pics
Annie: MY EYES THEY BURN, THEY BURN
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Twilightnite In reply to Omnipotrent [2016-02-14 03:57:31 +0000 UTC]
He can speak german?
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Omnipotrent In reply to Twilightnite [2016-02-14 05:39:42 +0000 UTC]
He speaks what language the 4th wall deems him to speak fluentlyΒ
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Omnipotrent In reply to Camioldshieldo3o [2015-05-21 05:32:25 +0000 UTC]
Swiggity swooty
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VicodinFlavoredMints [2014-11-06 16:13:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh Deadpool you perv! XD
Nice job!
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Omnipotrent In reply to VicodinFlavoredMints [2014-11-08 03:36:14 +0000 UTC]
He keeps stalking her
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VicodinFlavoredMints In reply to Omnipotrent [2014-11-08 03:51:50 +0000 UTC]
Not surprised since it is Deadpool X3
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Omnipotrent In reply to VicodinFlavoredMints [2014-11-08 07:19:09 +0000 UTC]
www.deviantart.com/art/Unlikelβ¦
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VicodinFlavoredMints In reply to Omnipotrent [2014-11-11 04:32:35 +0000 UTC]
Oh Deadpool! XD
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Omnipotrent In reply to VicodinFlavoredMints [2014-11-11 09:28:34 +0000 UTC]
Well, he rescued her
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VicodinFlavoredMints In reply to Omnipotrent [2014-11-11 19:15:48 +0000 UTC]
That makes sense. Good job on that one too.
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Omnipotrent In reply to Darkraiprincess [2014-10-12 04:26:03 +0000 UTC]
She can try, he has a tendency to not die.....ever
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Gingacreator [2014-10-08 23:29:30 +0000 UTC]
XDDDD oh dead pool, you dog XD couldn't help yourself, could you?
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AzabacheSilver [2014-10-03 20:21:58 +0000 UTC]
She better hope he doesn't get a hold of some Pym Particles! xD
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Omnipotrent In reply to AzabacheSilver [2014-10-04 00:16:39 +0000 UTC]
..........oh good god
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TempestVortex [2014-10-02 23:17:59 +0000 UTC]
"I like big butts and I cannot lie!" That song fits perfectly with this situation.
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Omnipotrent In reply to TempestVortex [2014-10-02 23:49:48 +0000 UTC]
That was his reaction to her initiallyΒ
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RoninoftheRiver [2014-09-21 00:42:19 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool loves his women just like his steak: big, raw and meaty.
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Omnipotrent In reply to RoninoftheRiver [2014-09-21 01:01:53 +0000 UTC]
I spit my drink up
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KingKaijuGojira [2014-08-02 13:22:37 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool and Reiner agree. The Female Titan has a nice ass.
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Revan005 In reply to Omnipotrent [2014-06-02 21:02:44 +0000 UTC]
He as always in his style.
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Omnipotrent In reply to Revan005 [2014-06-02 22:35:45 +0000 UTC]
Aw yeah
He loves big girls
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