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Omnipotrent β Unlikely band: Love at first massacre
Published: 2013-12-02 11:28:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 7889; Favourites: 133; Downloads: 0
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Jason Todd, after rescuing the team from Wesker's trap in Raccoon city aids the team in busting a ring of human traficers being utilized by umbrella corp at times when they need test subjects.Β
He nearly single handedly takes down the establishment, frees the victims, and blows the perpetrators lair with THEM in it, sky high....as well as Hit-Girls ovaries apparently.
However, as smitten as she is with him (Mind you this is the version that takes place a year after Kick-Ass 2; so 17 years old) Ghost Rider reminds her that a member of their team won't look to kindly on the affair...or the life of Jason, if she pursues it.
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Yup and in the comics, she doesn't turn 15 till Kick-Ass 3. In Kick-Ass 2 she was still 11 or 12.
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Tis true, I remember this when looking at the difference in age in the first Kick-Ass movie
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So yes, I've no intention for her to be a year away from legality here, so this is strictly movie version cannon, and a year or so after
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So she's around 16 or 17 in this?
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Alright. Still not legal but okay. Not like Jason would comply. He likes kids... but not that much.
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Exactly, that's the comedy of it, and Jason says it isn't in my picture
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Ah Jason. Heart breaker.
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He just points out that this is a jail worthy thing.
To which she of course replies that he does jail worthy things all the time XD
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And then he'll reply: "I'm sort of into older more... developed women..."
And she'll reply by cutting his d**k off.
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Correction
She'll try, and then we'll have a very funny bad ass fight, one in which Jason's actually freaked out
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Its alright...Jason likes older woman anyways... *pat pat*
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Lol, if we know Hit-Girl, that won't deter herΒ
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