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Published: 2016-02-11 02:49:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 22116; Favourites: 446; Downloads: 163
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And that's why you should be more specific when dealing with homonyms."Rawk", of course, is a parody of the band Gwar. The members of Rawk from left to right are Stalacta Strata, Pickaxe Da Crusha, Igneous Erodus, Orefrack the Maw of Doom, and Hoofquake the Beefy.
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Your Gwar parody/reference is genuis, and great character designs. The comic is very funny too, love Dashie's "dead from boredom" fantasy. I like it when characters are wrong-genre-savvy.
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They need to put something like this in the show, they seriously do.
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Well, RAWG was the name GWAR went by when they did unoffical gigs. When they did music for Kids Next Door? RAWG. RAWG, RAWK? nearly the same.
Hail Brockie.
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Seriously...this is so awesome. I love the idea of Pinkie and Maud rocking out to a ponified version of GWAR. GWAR is one of my all time favorite bands. This is just SO FUCKING METAL!
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Well, that's what they get for not calling themselves "Metull" or something.
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Why I have a feeling this band's member lives could make a interesting blog on Tumblr? I like their design.
And Dash the next day find Pinkie wearing their awesome shirt and discovered she missed.
Good one.
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That would be interesting, but I don't have the time or patience to run a blog based on what's essentially a one-off joke.
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Oh! The idea just came in mind. I just imagine Octavia's an Vinyl's reactions toward the band.
I'm sure Vinyl would be thrilled to a point she would ask for a cooperation for a song or two.
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Pony GWAR?… This is a lot more acceptable to me than I initially thought it would be…
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Ponies are like garlic; they go with everything.
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Haha, does one of them really have steamrollers for a face?
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It's a rock crusher, actually.
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Neat, learn something new every day.
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"Ore Ore comes and you must cry! Volcanic ashes fall from the sky! Boulders of obsidian roll upon you! Molten lava Ore Ore will spew!"
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Tirek comes and ponies scream!
Broken hopes and shattered dreams!
Stomping hooves and gleaming horns,
Flames illuminate his form!
Tirek comes and fillies cry
Drains the flight from pegasi
Admit you have the gift he's come for
Fall and worship giant centaur!
TIREK!
TIREK!
TIREK!
Spells and magic he has ate,
And soon eliminate
The Crystal princess, royal sisters,
and all the puny mares and misters
Who fell in waves by the ton
Fed upon by mighty crimson one
Who broke his chains in dark Tartarus
To bring his angry wrath upon us!
Take a pony up in his paws
Wriggling between his claws
He opens up his massive jaws
And down his throat your magic draws!
Ti-Ti-Tirek!
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\m/\m/ That is all. Also LONG LIVE ODERUS!
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"WE! Princess Luna! As Princess of the Night! Declare this pollution of the Equestrian mind over! Instead ye shall listen to 1000 year old classic bard songs and tales of yore ye have neglected!"
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I imagine being spoken by somepony in a Luna costume, which Igneous Erodus quickly chops the head off, spraying rainbow-colored blood into the audience.
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That's not as funny as my idea IMHO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N7J80…
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(And then Luna finds out it was, indeed, just an act/theme the band was putting on.)
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Luna, "This is going on during the night, and the ancient laws regarding good taste are still in effect. Because I never took them off the books."
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....Well, I should have seen THAT coming.
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"How do you think I had the power to banned Nightmare Night forever?"
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(Here's hoping she'll mellow out and be reasonable about THIS, like she did with Nightmare Night...)
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Octavia, "ROYAL COMMISSION! WHO-HOO!"
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Fine, I get it. No metal bands on Luna's watch. -_-
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Rainbow Dash, "I am so protesting!"
*in her dreams*
Luna dressed up as a school teacher with glasses and bun hair, "Rock bad, opera good!" *cookie if you get the reference.*
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[So...what next? Does Luna eventually see reason, or what?]
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Rainbow Dash: "...Seriously?! You're just fine with planes, steam engines, video games and whatever, but a METAL BAND is some kind of atrocity against Equestria?!"
[Hi-Hi Puffy Ami-Yumi cartoon. Now, about that cookie...]
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"Sleep long and comfortably Rainbow Dash," Rarity cooed, making sure Rainbow Dash wouldn't be waking up from this lesson. "And may your mind be cleansed of the filth."
"Now Sweetie, we're not going to be repeating those words again are we?"
"No big sister." Sweetie said still tasting the soap.
"And we're not going to smashing grandfather's banjo against the table now are we?"
"No big sister." Sweetie said, still feeling the sting from the spanking.
"And you won't be sneaking off to one of those concerts again are you?"
"... No big sister."
"BUCK YOUR FACE! BUCK YOUR FACE! BUCK YOUR FACE! BUCK YOOOOOUR FAAAAAAAAACE!" Screamed the stallion at the top of his lungs, then promptly smashed his head into his own instrument.
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Twilight Sparkle: "...I'm no fan of that band's music either, Luna; but this is....kind of extreme. And illegal; I know for a fact 'not having my musical tastes' ISN'T a legitamte reason for these sorts of 'lessons'. Can we just nullify that spell on Rainbow and TALK to her when she wakes up like sensible adults?"
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[....Well, so much for those hopes.]
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Princess Luna, "And that is why FATAL has an age limit of infinity in Equestria."
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-_- I meant hopes of Luna cooling off and trying something more reasonable.
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I'm not sure if these are pony names or Mad Max names, and I love it.
(Orefrack is the best name ever.)
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