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One-Armed-Dragon β€” How You Know You're a Bad Dad

Published: 2011-06-05 01:39:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 6698; Favourites: 123; Downloads: 277
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Description YAY A COMIC

Wait, two updates in a day? WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY IS HE OR SHE PRETENDING TO BE ME?

If you catch a lot of Doctor Medals, you get the quote from Albert.

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I would recommend people to run away.

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Comments: 40

sonic32702 [2015-08-28 02:49:17 +0000 UTC]

ummm
how about no albert
i'd rather not be thought of as your own child
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...
...
bye
slowly backs away
*shf shf shf*
runs away
*THUMP THUMP*
you're dead anyways

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ShinTimberwolf [2015-06-07 22:17:23 +0000 UTC]

LetΒ΄s face it: Albert is hording children which donΒ΄t belong to him x"DD
Gonna catch them all and ruin thier lifes! 8D

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CherriDoughnuts [2014-12-21 23:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious. XD

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louiseleon07 [2013-03-06 06:32:36 +0000 UTC]

I get it now...

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Vamp-loid [2013-02-28 10:56:40 +0000 UTC]

And you think you're a terrible father, Dr. Cunningham.

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Vamp-loid [2013-03-03 19:28:12 +0000 UTC]

To be honest, he is... just not as bad as this shining example.

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Kenji1801 [2012-11-26 02:00:40 +0000 UTC]

You know you're a bad parent when you enlist your child in an aperture science enrichment center program.

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Milhala [2011-07-14 16:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Albert Satre: the only parent worse than Kim Kardashian

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InnocentGraces In reply to Milhala [2012-06-11 12:29:20 +0000 UTC]

But is he any worse than Harlan Wade?

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Seinari [2011-07-14 05:42:31 +0000 UTC]

I love CR's look.
CR: Dang my life SUX!

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catchingfire2520 [2011-06-20 04:11:09 +0000 UTC]

Haha!

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Boo911 [2011-06-17 21:05:32 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, love this!

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KurauOddemia [2011-06-16 19:22:09 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I haven't gotten here yet XDDD
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE MOTIVATION TO DO IT NOW!!!

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to KurauOddemia [2011-06-16 20:30:15 +0000 UTC]

I gave up trying to XS anything. SPECIALISTTTTTTT

But GOGOGOGOGO!

YOU CAN DO IT!

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KurauOddemia In reply to One-Armed-Dragon [2011-06-16 20:48:11 +0000 UTC]

wait...I have to do everything in specialist?!?!?

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to KurauOddemia [2011-06-16 20:57:24 +0000 UTC]

Well, if you want get four of the doctor medals that require you to XS everything in surgery, first response, orthopedics, and endoscopy, then yes.

Sadly, I'm not sure how many doctor medals you need to unlock Albert's line. For the other medals though, you can leave it at Intern or Resident (to my knowledge at least).

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fighterkirby1998 In reply to One-Armed-Dragon [2011-06-18 03:11:05 +0000 UTC]

Yup. I chickened out of getting those dang doctor medals that involve no stabilizers and ended up running away to Intern. O.O Intern is effing EASY. I can finish a majority of the operations without even using stabilizer...........

But yeah, you have to XS on Specialist mode. I've only gotten two of them (Frozen In Time and Foul Mood) and I'm not looking forwards to Love in the Ground.... check the XS guide here: [link]

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KurauOddemia In reply to One-Armed-Dragon [2011-06-16 20:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Dear God...
Oh, well, I'm gonna play until I unlock everything XD

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Mini811 [2011-06-16 03:53:52 +0000 UTC]

The fact that he speaks from beyond the grave for the sake of commenting my medical performance is enough to send me running through the hills.
Then again, this is Trauma Team. Speaking to the dead is akin to riding my bike on sunny days.

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Mini811 [2011-06-19 13:05:47 +0000 UTC]

Or at least hearing dead people.

Not much of a difference anyway.

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Castleblanca [2011-06-08 04:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh XD RUN

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lucalucario [2011-06-07 11:56:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah!!!! I lvoe those awards, aww man!

I ahvent even finished that FULL animations of ALL chars OAO!!!

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emergency-fan-51 [2011-06-06 23:39:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! xD

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Sandraacute [2011-06-06 00:56:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL A COMIC YAYYYYYYY!! -dances-
This comic is the story of my life lol, when I got that quote my reaction was like OHSHITNO!

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TheCleverCorvid [2011-06-06 00:17:02 +0000 UTC]

O__e

Yeah, compared to what Gabe's done, Albert just makes him look like a freakin' saint.

Aww, it's okay Gabe! That's why I gave you a daughter (lol my OC Nina, the spawn of Hank and Gabe hurr hurr) so you can have a second chance! :3

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Tasha-the-Great [2011-06-05 19:20:12 +0000 UTC]

lol, I don't think I wanna be Albert's kid... considering what happened to his other children... XD

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Weeeooojr [2011-06-05 14:28:00 +0000 UTC]

lol. I thought the same thing when I heard this.

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Weeeooojr [2011-06-05 15:54:33 +0000 UTC]

Great minds think alike!

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Seinari [2011-06-05 05:39:55 +0000 UTC]

When I first saw CR-S01 I couldnt tell which gender he was.
You should make a comic about that.

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Seinari [2011-06-07 02:39:57 +0000 UTC]

Done. [link]

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Seinari In reply to One-Armed-Dragon [2011-06-07 03:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Seinari [2011-06-05 15:54:20 +0000 UTC]

I can actually do both Adel and CR actually. C:<

Stay tuned~

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Weeeooojr In reply to Seinari [2011-06-05 14:27:04 +0000 UTC]

Same! lol. I was really sure that he was a girl. I went around asking my family for their opinion...and apparently I was the only one who couldn't tell.

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Ruby21 [2011-06-05 02:13:51 +0000 UTC]

LOLYES
Pretty much all of my friends know that I love Albert
And this is amazing

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Ruby21 [2011-06-05 02:16:55 +0000 UTC]

Your icon should have a seizure warning.

Just sayin'.

YOU MAY LOVE HIM

BUT HE'S STILL THE WORST DAD IN THE WORLD

...maybe even worse than Gabe. :C

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Ruby21 In reply to One-Armed-Dragon [2011-06-05 05:06:22 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS A FACT

Pfffff he's way worse than Gabe.

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to Ruby21 [2011-06-05 15:55:23 +0000 UTC]

OH NOES

You should add a beginning that's like "GONNA GIVE YOU SEIZURES NOOB".

and thats saying something. poor joshua :C

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xo-cyansweetie [2011-06-05 01:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Just walk away slowly...

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One-Armed-Dragon In reply to xo-cyansweetie [2011-06-05 02:00:43 +0000 UTC]

At least there ain't no butterflies.

Then walking slowly would get you killed very painfully.

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xo-cyansweetie In reply to One-Armed-Dragon [2011-06-05 02:23:06 +0000 UTC]

True, true.

Albert, you need a parenting class, seriously. :C

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