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Published: 2006-11-28 22:13:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 53596; Favourites: 520; Downloads: 1
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Description EDIT: I got tired of seeing this devID all weird-sized on my page, so I fooled with the res and dimensions to see if that would help. Sometimes dA is so annoying . . .

I wanted to do something fun for myself today, so here's another quickie tablet devID. The theme is: "THE UNBEARABLE TRUTH!!!" I figured I would give out one secret about me in these things every now and then, so I hope you enjoy Naruto characters abusing me for a change . . .

And unfortunately, what happened with the nurse is a true story. Except for Gaara. I told her my driver's license even said I was 5'0" and she said that I shouldn't lie on my license! I'm still closer to 5'0" than 4'11" though . . . I think . . .
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to ??? [2006-12-03 03:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah, thank you thank you! Oh, a response piece! Yippee! I've been trying to get other people to do the same! I can't wait to see it . . .

I want so much to be that height! I realize that there are drawbacks to being taller too . . . but . . . Yeah, we always want the opposite! B-but, you'd be my bodyguard? Is . . . is that THE NICE GUY POSE?

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SpecterQueen In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-05 23:15:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm still working on it! I swear! hehe...I'll note you with a link when it's finished

(and that so *is* the Nice Guy Pose! )

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Lemung-chai In reply to ??? [2006-12-01 22:06:34 +0000 UTC]

I want those jammies...

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Lemung-chai [2006-12-05 15:49:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinking I could make a lot of money selling those jammies . . . everyone wants a pair . . .

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aquarei In reply to ??? [2006-12-01 17:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I know many have said this before me, but their expressions are Especially yours. XD

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to aquarei [2006-12-05 15:53:33 +0000 UTC]

You're so sweet! I love doing outlandish expressions! I feel like we hide too often behind our carefully-rehearsed ones, so what's wrong with showing people how you feel?

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aquarei In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-05 19:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Nothing wrong. In fact, it's wonderful.

I think I'm kinda well-known for expressing (and somewhat over-exaggerating) what I feel about things.... But, I like doing it. So you're absolutely right!

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hpslashlover In reply to ??? [2006-11-30 18:04:45 +0000 UTC]

lmao! i love it!!!!! i'm short too! let's rejoice in our shortness, you know the guys love it

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Kyoli In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 22:19:02 +0000 UTC]

Nurses lie all the time... dont' listen to them! I loved you comic! Absolutly hilarious!!! And dont' think of it as you being short... its just the rest of us who are freakishly tall... thats all!

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Kyoli [2006-11-30 02:43:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yes! You're right! Freakishly tall! You're all FREAKISHLY TALL!!!

Of course, it doesn't help that a complete stranger called me "Spunk" today. What does that mean? No tall person would ever be called that!

But thanks for finding the comic funny . . . I would feel lots better if Shikamaru did stop by to tuck me in though . . . Even if I have to wear the kyuubi jammies . . .

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Kyoli In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 23:48:58 +0000 UTC]

Yea, but have you ever been called a 'jolly green giant'? Freakishly tall has its draw-backs too! I'm 5'11"(taller than my husband even) and I'm atleast a head taller than all my friends. Only advantage I can count is being able to find my Dad in a crowd(hes 6'3")

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AmsZatAzn In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 15:10:15 +0000 UTC]

AHhahahahaha...
read again.
(this used to be naruto's)
AH>w Ya, I don't know ...what might height is.
But I'm pretty sure..
I towers over all the genin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWHA!
..till they become chunnins..
.
sob.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to AmsZatAzn [2006-11-30 03:17:44 +0000 UTC]

Tower? TOWER?! When have I ever towered over anybody? There are kindergartners at the school across the street who are up to my shoulder already . . .

*crawls into dark hole*

*hurries back out 'cause there are crawly things in there*

Hehehe . . . the kyuubi jammies are very comfy, but they shed all over the place! I should put on my cute face so that Shikamaru will take me home forever . . .

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AmsZatAzn In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 07:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Woot ness!!! I'm pretty sure Shikamaru loves his adoring fans! He is just shy. Heehhehehe.

Gasp, kindergartners as high as you???? I didn't think 5 ft was that short!! Because I'm just a little over 5 ft and ...kindergartners better not be as high as me freaky..

Don't crawl into dark hole anymore! You will disturb Shino's bug collection>w
Kyuubi jammies!

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NikitaDarkstar In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 08:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Aww this is cute!

And yay? someone is shorter than me XD

*is 167cm or 5'3-5'4 appereantly*

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to NikitaDarkstar [2006-11-30 03:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Wah, so does that make you short-ish or average? Someone donate some inches to me . . . please!!!

*puts on heels*

*promptly tips over*

Damn heels . . . evil, EVIL, I tell you!

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NikitaDarkstar In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-01 02:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Well here I'm average but lots of pepole thats not from sweden considers me short.. =/

*sends a few inches over*

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to NikitaDarkstar [2006-12-01 03:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow! You sent me some inches!!! *runs around some more* Haha! Now I can point to those 4-footers and laugh!!!

Hehehe . . . Sometime late tomorrow night I will indeed stroll through BF and leave a hello in the intro like I promised . . . Please be gentle to me!

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NikitaDarkstar In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-02 00:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Gentle? lol, come on it's me we're talking about here.. not going to happen (hey I'm still captain of 11th division.. even fi the divisions are kinda dead.. but still!!!!)... but I'll be lovingly brutal.. will that do?

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hengws In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 07:22:19 +0000 UTC]

*cough*shortie*cough*


<,<

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to hengws [2006-11-30 03:37:32 +0000 UTC]

. . . kill . . . you . . .





Okay, now I feel better . . . No! I don't! A complete stranger called me "Spunk" today! I've never been called that before! What does that mean? Would a taller person even have to worry about this? Ugh . . . *hates the new nickname*

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hengws In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 04:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha....I dont' know what that means, but you know that we still love you and your works despite how vertically challenged you are.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to hengws [2006-11-30 05:03:02 +0000 UTC]

You only say those things because I don't know where you live.

But, somewhere in there, I sense the love . . .

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hengws In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-01 01:16:09 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha....I wouldnt be so dumb to tell you that i live in Singapore.....ermm Doh!

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to hengws [2006-12-01 03:19:03 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHA!!! How many people could there possibly be in all of Singapore?! I'll track you down!!!

I went to school with a girl from Singapore and she told me I'd be "medium" in Asia. Is that true? Would I be average if I moved back? Of course, I could live with the Pygmies and be king . . . er, QUEEN too . . .

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hengws In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-01 12:10:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, good luck on tracking me down.

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Neko-zuki In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 05:07:47 +0000 UTC]

im 5'7 or smth >.<
thats 2 awsome for an ID

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Neko-zuki [2006-11-29 05:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god!!! Why aren't there people in between? They're either really tall or really short like me! *rolls over to die*

. . .
. . .
. . .

Okay, that didn't work so I guess I must go on with life! I still love you anyway, Neko-zuki!!! And thanks for liking the unbearable truth of my life . . . sad as it is . . . Hey, do you think I could get other people to put up stuff about themselves like this too? That would be so awesome to find out the little weird hidden things about each other!

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Neko-zuki In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 05:16:44 +0000 UTC]

heh.. that was fast.

dont worry i have a friend she's like 140-50 . not sure in feet. but thats small.

what stuff u exactly me? u imply for them to reply to your art? or do their own pics simular like that? maybe some do.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Neko-zuki [2006-11-30 04:14:10 +0000 UTC]

Whoa! That is small! But, she doesn't have anymore growing left in her, does she? Because I'm done. Completely. Totally. I'm only shrinking from here on out!

No, no, I meant that people should just pick one story and put it up in their ID. Keep it short and sweet, and it would have to be information that probably wouldn't be answered anywhere else on their page. Like: "I always flush the toilet before I use it" or "I still sleep with the lights on in the hall." Not that I do any of these things . . . EVER . . .

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Neko-zuki In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 05:09:01 +0000 UTC]

ya sure u dont

but just for the info. she's 20, so i doubt there's any more growing.

a story would be nice. but 2 much work 2

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Cuuby In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 04:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Isn't time-skip the most magical thing?
*pats head, obviously taller*

KYUUBI JAMMIES!!! *Tackles and clings* TOO CUTE!!! ><

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Cuuby [2006-11-29 05:00:49 +0000 UTC]

Time-skip! Time-skip! Why don't more mangaka do that? Why do their characters have to stay 15 years old for the rest of the manga run? Love Naruto so much . . .

Eh? You're taller? Noooooo . . . *dies*

*is reborn* I still . . . *sniff* . . . love you anyway . . .

Hurray for comfy, warm kyuubi jammies!!! And they smell like Naruto and Ramen! Uh, wait, ewww . . .

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Cuuby In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 15:23:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol~ True, forever young, as they say... >,>lllb

DAHAHAHA... *performs CPR* <----- liscense expired

> w <

LOL~

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Cuuby [2006-11-30 03:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe . . . my license expired too . . . but I'll take that CPR! Hell yeah!

And thank you thank you thank you for the !!!

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Cuuby In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 04:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Lol~~ Prepare yourself then!! *Tackles* XDD

You're welcome you're welcome you're welcome for the !!!

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akroma-hime In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 04:53:08 +0000 UTC]

ahha...i'm 5'7 3/4" i wonder if kakashi is taller than me...probably not

and awww your comic was so cute ^_^ devID didn't work for me either, i had to keep resizing the picture and reuploading it...such a pain

nurses are evil, yes?

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to akroma-hime [2006-11-29 05:08:23 +0000 UTC]



I can't see you up there! But the good news is . . . according to the Naruto Anime Profiles book, Kakashi's 5'11"!!! Wait, but that means he won't even SEE me . . .

I have just about had it with devID! If I make it too small, then the text is hard to read! Yet when I resized it to the same size as my other devID, it still didn't work and the other displayed just fine! I don't like how ugly it makes my page . . .

Yes, nurses are evil. She wouldn't even let me hang on to a shred of the illusion that I was an inch taller. Curse you, woman! Curse you!!!

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akroma-hime In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-12-02 20:54:24 +0000 UTC]

ahaha lol but i can see you yaaay kakashi is 5'11? that makes me happy. very happy indeed ^_^

ahhh devID frustrating? i dunno what happened, it used to be automatically resized right? =S

aww there there shika will make things all better, yes? ^_^

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to akroma-hime [2006-12-03 03:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it used to automatically resize. Cruddy dA.

Uh heh heh heh . . . yeah, Shika-kun does make everything ALL better . . . I'll be back in 20 or so minutes . . .

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Sage-Oro In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 02:32:12 +0000 UTC]

It's okay . . . although . . . I can't relate anymore . . . I was 5'1", then I shot up to 5'6".

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Sage-Oro [2006-11-29 03:02:25 +0000 UTC]

Uuuh . . . uwaaah!!!

N-no! How is that possible? How did I end up getting cheated of my growth spurt! *rolls over to die* Well, at least my family will only have to buy a half-sized plot to bury me in . . .

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Sage-Oro In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 14:18:54 +0000 UTC]

It's okay! Um, if it makes you feel any better . . . there's a girl at my school who is 6'1". A lot of the guys are scared of her . . . And please! Don't die!

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Sage-Oro [2006-11-30 03:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Ah, someone miraculously performed CPR on me even though her license expired! Yeah, the other end of the spectrum is pretty scary . . . One of my best friends in school was a 6'0" tall redhead covered with freckles. They called her The Viking.

Oh, ! Thanks for wanting me to stick around, shortness and all!

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Sage-Oro In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-30 03:36:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, if I don't stop growing, I'll BE the end of the spectrum! XD Maybe I should get Choji to sit on my head to keep me at this height.

And of course I want you to stick around! Such comedic genius like yours shouldn't go to waste!

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AJTalon In reply to ??? [2006-11-29 01:50:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL, it's okay to be short. I mean, sure, I'm 6 foot, so maybe I can't speak on this but, uh... Nevermind. I'll shut up now.

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to AJTalon [2006-11-29 01:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Die.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Yes I did.



You're more than a foot taller than I am!

I, like, what, come up to your belt buckle?! Oh, and what a shiny belt buckle! *sparkly eyes* Um, what were we talking about?

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AJTalon In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 02:05:37 +0000 UTC]

Shiney... Wait, what? I forgot what we were talking about...

Heh... ADHD must be so prevalent in the future of Firefly if everyone says "shiney"... Random thoughts! Woo!

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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to AJTalon [2006-11-29 02:20:23 +0000 UTC]

Hooray for random!!!

And, uh, yeah . . . can't remember what I was going to say . . .

You're funny . . .

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AJTalon In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2006-11-29 02:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but alas looks aren't everything. ^__^

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