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Here is the art piece for my journal: [link]When I get frustrated with Naruto, especially when the story focuses on Sasuke FOREVER, I start thinking things like, "How would Naruto end?"
Well, wonder no more!
This is what happens when a crazy, chubby Sasuke wins in the end. It could happen.
Okay, I sense that I will probably get slammed by rabid Sasuke fans or those who think I should have been serious about the ending. PLEASE. If you know me at all, there's no way in hell I'd give Sasuke a good ending or waste valuable drawing time being serious when I can draw crack. So there.
And I don't haaate Sasuke. I just dislike his back-stabbing, arrogant, me-me-me, I'm-Uchiha-therefore-I-crap-gold attitude intensely. The one time I remember feeling any sympathy for him was when he cried after finding out the truth about Itachi. Could that be ... remorse?
Art notes: The battlefield took the longest to draw because it's really hard to draw piles of corpses! The second page was the most fun, especially when Sasuke was in World Eater mode. Had to include a little eye bleeding in there ...
Word count for narration: 100
Chubby Sasuke in World Eater Mode all done in PS Elements
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Comments: 222
one-of-the-Clayr In reply to ??? [2011-06-02 02:34:19 +0000 UTC]
No! We tofu lovers are legion!
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MyNamesDrStuff In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-02 05:40:38 +0000 UTC]
GASP!
Really?!
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Nataszsza In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 07:53:44 +0000 UTC]
so he was hungry all along! that explains everything, especially why he was bitching about everything..!
That was pure epicniess!
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Nataszsza [2011-05-31 20:01:45 +0000 UTC]
I know! Do you realize there are very few scenes of Sasuke actually eating? Naruto's always stuffing his face, and he's the most cheerful person in the world! Maybe we weren't supposed to discover his secret ...
And thank you!
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Nataszsza In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-05-31 20:20:34 +0000 UTC]
So in order to prevent Ninja Wars we will have to make everyone eat!! There are indeed only few scenes with Sasuke eating. But well, he can't act cool while eating, can he?
PS: don't thank me baka, you hell deserve it!
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Nataszsza [2011-06-01 14:33:38 +0000 UTC]
Nutrition and regular meals is super important! All this time, his friends should have been trying to treat his eating disorder and not his psychosis.
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Nataszsza In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-01 15:57:45 +0000 UTC]
They didn't know I'm sure Kakashi would feed him every single day even if Sasuke refused to do so! (Remember the episode where Naruto had one broken arm and wanted Sakura to feed him, but Sai and Kakashi helped him instead??
)
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Nataszsza [2011-06-02 02:41:06 +0000 UTC]
That's true. I suspect that Sasuke's super picky though. He'd probably say, "This ramen's too hot. I don't like my rice balls with seaweed. You didn't cook the rice long enough. The miso soup is too salty ..."
I'd probably want to kill him if I had to listen to that all day ...
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Nataszsza In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-02 14:14:12 +0000 UTC]
Then you kill him for this reason and mission accomplished!
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Obsessive-Freak In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 07:19:42 +0000 UTC]
Man, I thought it was going to be serious! xD But hell, this is better...
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Obsessive-Freak [2011-05-31 20:00:32 +0000 UTC]
If I did make it serious, it would be so extreme and angsty that it would end up crack again.
And thank you!
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NinjaHeart [2011-05-31 06:38:39 +0000 UTC]
YES! xD this would be the best way to finally end it!
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to NinjaHeart [2011-05-31 19:59:45 +0000 UTC]
Unless I somehow put sandwiches in there. Then the ending would be unbeatable.
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gibsos In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 04:14:37 +0000 UTC]
For a second I thought that was actually how it was going.
Then I got to the second page. XD
You should definitely take over the writing of Naruto.
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to gibsos [2011-05-31 19:59:10 +0000 UTC]
I knew that first page would throw people off, but that's so I could go nuts on the second page!
Haha, if I took over the writing of Naruto, it would be unrecognizable ... which on some days might actually be a good thing ...
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gibsos In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-01 02:54:10 +0000 UTC]
Lol, I'm pretty sure if Naruto had things like Sasuke going insane and killing everybody because he was hungry, then I for one would still be reading it.
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to gibsos [2011-06-01 14:29:00 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I really miss all the fun that used to be in it ...
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to gejimayo [2011-05-31 19:14:06 +0000 UTC]
No, sorry. It is, in fact, TOFU.
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Jables [2011-05-31 03:55:33 +0000 UTC]
Side effects of Orochimaru's Curse Seal may include: Moodiness, growth of strange appendages, change in skin tone, vengeful feelings, fratricide and, in some cases, massive increase in appetite.
I...umm...really want a piece of cheese now.
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Jables [2011-05-31 19:13:36 +0000 UTC]
Why don't they put Surgeon General's warnings on Curse Seals, huh? The FDA needs to do a better job ...
I also want cheese ...
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LightninBlade07 In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 03:48:14 +0000 UTC]
lol
interesting....
VERY interesting....
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to LightninBlade07 [2011-05-31 19:12:27 +0000 UTC]
This was more fun than the ending I envisioned with Sasuke as the Hokage's janitor.
Actually, that one was pretty fun too ...
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LightninBlade07 In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-01 16:17:55 +0000 UTC]
Hokage's Janitor?
you should post that one too!
lol
Your art is amazing!!!
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to LightninBlade07 [2011-06-02 02:38:16 +0000 UTC]
You don't think that being the Hokage's janitor would be too good for him?
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Kay2ATee In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 03:28:15 +0000 UTC]
There are times when I wonder if this isn't how it really /is/ going to end . . . but things are looking up a bit, so there's room to hope
I love the first three panels on the second page, though. The current Sasuke totally has it in him to go godzilla!
~Kay
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Kay2ATee [2011-05-31 19:10:54 +0000 UTC]
True. Sometimes the story is good and I can't wait to read the next chapter, but sometimes it drags and gets bogged down by ridiculous plot points and Sasuke worship. I still have hope though!
I was thinking of Godzilla exactly! Those panels were so fun to draw!
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KougarKat In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 03:26:22 +0000 UTC]
lol, not sure how to comment to this one. It's just funny
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to KougarKat [2011-05-31 19:09:06 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! Saying it's funny is good enough for me!
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Sithking-Zero In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 03:15:31 +0000 UTC]
No. You are very, very wrong. THESE are the World Eaters: [link]
Is Sasuke a genetically enhanced super-warrior blessed with the power of the dark gods of the Ruinous Powers? No. A World Eater would shred his ass.
Though I do agree with your little mini-rant.
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Sithking-Zero [2011-05-31 19:08:37 +0000 UTC]
So he's a World Eater Wannabe ... why am I not surprised?
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Sithking-Zero In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-01 00:03:37 +0000 UTC]
Let's see, he lashes out in rage at anything that ticks him off, he literally cries blood, he has gifts that allow him to summon gods, and he's always angry. Who else would he serve but the leader of the World Eaters, the god of berserkers, the Blood God, Khorne?
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Shippuden23 In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 03:12:10 +0000 UTC]
this is so hilarious!
This wonβt be the ending because itβs way to awesome for Kishimoto XD
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Shippuden23 [2011-05-31 19:08:09 +0000 UTC]
Why, thank you!
Of course, Kishimoto might be agonizing over the ending, trying to tie up all loose ends. Luckily, I don't have that problem! I thought the easiest solution was to just have Sasuke eat them all.
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AJTalon In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 02:59:22 +0000 UTC]
ROFL. Fantastic! And much funnier than mine.
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to AJTalon [2011-05-31 19:06:09 +0000 UTC]
Aww, thank you! But I think your end fic is one of the best ones I've read, so ...
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AJTalon In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-05-31 21:46:05 +0000 UTC]
Aw, thanks. BTW, how's the cover picture for it coming?
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to AJTalon [2011-06-01 14:43:32 +0000 UTC]
I have a few ideas which I've sketched out, but I haven't picked one yet. I'm trying to get through the last weeks of school ... ugh!
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AJTalon In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-02 02:54:40 +0000 UTC]
Aw well. Take your time then.
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Linni1326 In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 02:58:21 +0000 UTC]
Beware the Uchiha Knife and Fork of Doom!
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Linni1326 [2011-05-31 19:04:51 +0000 UTC]
I considered calling it the Knife and Fork of Kusanagi, which Orochimaru had wanted to complete his silverware set.
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Nightshadow-Horus In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 02:58:03 +0000 UTC]
omg!!!! the moon isnt cheeeesse!!!!! i think my dreams have been crushed!!!!! oh well i have other dreams......like mars being a giant pumkin pie
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to Nightshadow-Horus [2011-05-31 19:03:30 +0000 UTC]
No, it's not unfortunately. I suspect it's actually tofu.
And you and I share the same dream about Mars being a giant pumpkin pie!
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Nightshadow-Horus In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-06-01 01:05:28 +0000 UTC]
thaz cuz great mindz think alike
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sigel4ever In reply to ??? [2011-05-31 02:47:03 +0000 UTC]
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
(an alternative of the mad plan of madara, why is the reason than he wants that? only show for a moment by orochimaru but not seen in screeen)
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one-of-the-Clayr In reply to sigel4ever [2011-05-31 19:02:34 +0000 UTC]
I didn't really understand the original plan myself very much, so I thought it would be easier to just make Sasuke eat the moon.
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sigel4ever In reply to one-of-the-Clayr [2011-05-31 22:53:35 +0000 UTC]
normal, i'm the same situation!
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