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Hello, humans! I use machine translation. If you see a typo, correct me.

You have heard so many times how operators beg for sweets, but why have you never seen this?

Human Operation Manual explains it. With the advent of ezzo on the ark, humans got access to some alien literature and began to translate it into their own language. It turned out that different subspecies of ezzo prefer different types of literature, for example, operators most often write technical documentation for everything in a row, including humans.

Of course, in this instruction there are also ways to influence a person to make him give up all the sweets, the instruction is accompanied by drawings stylized as children's. This technical documentation turned out to be such cute and naive shit that it quickly spread through the internal network and now there is no point for operators to beg for something. People bring them tasty treats on their own.

In addition, the operators began to make good money by continuing to sell all sorts of crazy instructions like "Instructions for Cricket Catching" or "Guide for Making Grass Cakes".

But that's where the fun ends. Other alien literature has also fallen into the hands of people, which will shake your sanity if you delve into it. For example, "The Theory of the Ethical Aggregate States of Biomass", using the conclusions from this book, ezzo learn to live in human society, the rules of humans are conceptually incomprehensible and illogical for them, so they write instructions for internal use.

"The Theory of Biomass States" reflects on the aggregate states of food and the reaction of the human psyche to it. I will give a small excerpt from this book, and you try to comprehend it.

If ezzo takes out a human head in front of everyone and starts eating it, you can imagine the reaction of the humans around him to this. Obviously it will be negative. In this case, you need to make a sausage out of this human head. If ezzo starts eating a stick of sausage in front of everyone, it will no longer cause a negative reaction from the humans around him. Thus sausage and frankfurters are the preferred appearance of biomass for safe consumption in public places...

If you understand this alien nonsense, then congratulations - you are one step closer to understanding ezzo. And from now on, be vigilant, if you see that ezzo eats a stick of sausage, who knows, maybe it's made from your missing cat or neighbor…

Description

Hello, humans! I use machine translation. If you see a typo, correct me.

You have heard so many times how operators beg for sweets, but why have you never seen this?

Human Operation Manual explains it. With the advent of ezzo on the ark, humans got access to some alien literature and began to translate it into their own language. It turned out that different subspecies of ezzo prefer different types of literature, for example, operators most often write technical documentation for everything in a row, including humans.

Of course, in this instruction there are also ways to influence a person to make him give up all the sweets, the instruction is accompanied by drawings stylized as children's. This technical documentation turned out to be such cute and naive shit that it quickly spread through the internal network and now there is no point for operators to beg for something. People bring them tasty treats on their own.

In addition, the operators began to make good money by continuing to sell all sorts of crazy instructions like "Instructions for Cricket Catching" or "Guide for Making Grass Cakes".

But that's where the fun ends. Other alien literature has also fallen into the hands of people, which will shake your sanity if you delve into it. For example, "The Theory of the Ethical Aggregate States of Biomass", using the conclusions from this book, ezzo learn to live in human society, the rules of humans are conceptually incomprehensible and illogical for them, so they write instructions for internal use.

"The Theory of Biomass States" reflects on the aggregate states of food and the reaction of the human psyche to it. I will give a small excerpt from this book, and you try to comprehend it.

If ezzo takes out a human head in front of everyone and starts eating it, you can imagine the reaction of the humans around him to this. Obviously it will be negative. In this case, you need to make a sausage out of this human head. If ezzo starts eating a stick of sausage in front of everyone, it will no longer cause a negative reaction from the humans around him. Thus sausage and frankfurters are the preferred appearance of biomass for safe consumption in public places...

If you understand this alien nonsense, then congratulations - you are one step closer to understanding ezzo. And from now on, be vigilant, if you see that ezzo eats a stick of sausage, who knows, maybe it's made from your missing cat or neighbor…