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Description HEY THERE KIDS, JUST GONNA GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY SINCE IT'S BECOMING A HUGE PROBLEM, BUT DON'T TRACE THIS OR MAKE A BASE OUT OF IT. PARODY IS OKAY, AND REFERENCING IS OKAY TOO, BUT DON'T BE A DUMMY.

Seriously, if you enjoy this image and want to pay homage to it in some way, don't do it by tracing and misrepresenting the entire message, do it by taking the time to learn how to draw. Seriously, if you just apply yourself it will pay off, you'll b able to create things far better than this on your own, you just need to take the initiative, and only YOU can do that.
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Comments: 268

Legend20x In reply to ??? [2010-03-11 01:54:59 +0000 UTC]

them darn hatahz.

They can keep hatin whilst i be play ther there Sonic The hedgehog 4 game.

Gonna be classic!

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I-ray In reply to ??? [2010-02-19 13:17:17 +0000 UTC]

now people are actually complaining about the fact that Dimps are developing it

what the christ

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Oniika In reply to I-ray [2010-02-19 23:10:19 +0000 UTC]

Dimps? As in "We're made of Street Fighter Co-creators and former SNK employees" Dimps?

Dimps as in "We single handedly made the budokai games" Dimps?

Dimps as in "We made all the hand-held Sonic games since 2001, and Capcom brought us in to help with Street Fighter IV" Dimps?

........

What the Christ indeed...

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I-ray In reply to Oniika [2010-02-20 07:40:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah they all started claiming that Rush was a terrible, terrible game once a meme-spouting Sega of America blog PR guy wrote a pretentious rant about the older games where he demonized the boost as going against the "truth of the old Sonic games" so now a lot of people hate Dimps now (he clearly knew very little about Project Needlemouse, he probably didn't even know they were developing it so he shot himself in the foot there), plus there is also this dumb video [link]

and everyone seems to be convinced that the Wii version of Unleashed was utterly terrible and aimed at children and casual gamers (unlike the other one supposedly), daytime levels included, and that the 360/PS3 version was a real challenge aimed at true gamers so reviewers only hated it because they are casual scum who love easy games

but screw them, I'm still looking forward to Sonic 4

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Oniika In reply to I-ray [2010-02-20 20:13:44 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I always liked the boost. I saw it as like... just a natural evolution of The Spin-dash and rolling as an attack... But either way the new footage of Sonic 4 looks closer to sonic 2 physics wise than anything else... God damn it that video pisses me off. You can do Just as much, if not MORE dumb shit with the physics in the old games. Hell, you can exploit the physics of damn near any game and get stupid results...

As for Unleashed, I only played the PS3 version, which I thoroughly enjoyed, so i can't say much about the Wii/PS2 version.

Yeah, pretty much just... Haters Gonna hate, I too am looking forward to this game.

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GHNeko In reply to ??? [2010-02-15 03:45:12 +0000 UTC]

WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM GREEN EYES. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BLACK! OMFG. YOU MODERN SONIC FAG.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Morpholomewy In reply to ??? [2010-02-11 09:09:13 +0000 UTC]

Sonic clearly is a lover, not a fighter.

LOVERS GONNA LOVE

But still he fights. SOMEHOW. Like... like Mega Man I guess. For everlasting chilly dogs.

FIGHTERS GONNA FIGHT

So yeah. Go SEGA. Do your thang.

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Oniika In reply to Morpholomewy [2010-02-11 19:16:27 +0000 UTC]

>Sonic
>Not a fighter
> [link]



Also YES, FIGHT SONICMAN, FOR EVER-LASTING CHILIDOGS.

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superPFXmissile [2010-02-09 21:47:45 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. I'm getting tired of these retrofags saying "bwagjaigj! Sonic nieds too have black eyes not grene!" too.

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BD-da-drawer In reply to ??? [2010-02-09 21:34:52 +0000 UTC]

FUCK. YES. man.

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azenaku In reply to ??? [2010-02-08 17:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, GREEN EYES?! *RAGE* *RAGE* *RAGE*

Nah, but seriously, I'm looking forward to some old-fashioned badnik-bashing.

Some traditional one-on-one "Sonic vs. Eggman Robotnik" will be good for the series.

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Sling In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 22:15:40 +0000 UTC]

B-but you don't understand! These three seconds of footage have shown that Sega sold out to the kiddie CASUAL gamers! Th-this is the worst thing to ever happen to Sonic ever! I bet they're still calling Robitnik Dr. Eggman! BAWWW!

All this anger over a cartoon hedgehog being a little taller, and having green eyes. And no one seems to realize that one of the reasons the games continue to suck might have something to do with the fact that everyone hot glued Nostalgia Goggles over their eyes, and get all butthurt when a Sonic game is released that isn't Sonic 3 down to the last pixel.

I guess I can't mock too much. I'm not too proud to admit that I reached ABANDONING SEGA 4-EVA levels before Unleashed was released.

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Oniika In reply to Sling [2010-02-13 01:28:24 +0000 UTC]

People just take things too seriously and forget it's just a game about a little cocky bastard running fast as hell and beating up a fat man and his robots...

And yeah.. pre-Unleashed we had.. that 2006 Sonic game.. and WOW that one was just bad... I like how not only was Unleashed AWESOME, but also like.. the polar opposite of that pile of crap.

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AgentWebdog In reply to Oniika [2010-05-30 04:16:53 +0000 UTC]

'Hey hey hey! Gaming is serious shit. We can't have our baby faced purple dragons making friends with leapords, or our hedgehogs having green eyes. That's just not natural. xD But since I'm older than when they first came out I expect the games to be MATURE and to be new and innovating so they're exciting! Just don't change anything though.'

That's about all I hear from every one of the classic fans.

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SharkBoot In reply to Sling [2010-02-09 02:27:13 +0000 UTC]

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Sling In reply to SharkBoot [2010-02-09 23:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! My collection grows!

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Heges In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 20:27:25 +0000 UTC]

That face makes it perfect.

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PuppetChaos In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 19:47:39 +0000 UTC]

This is the most brilliant thing ever and sums up my thoughts as well. Seriously, Sonic 4 is probably gonna be the best thing for the franchise since SA1/2 (oh yes, I just implied I liked the Dreamcast-era games. They were far from perfect, but they were fun... and in the end, that's what a game's supposed to be.)

Plus,the two seconds of footage really, really seemed to be lifted from Sonic 2 in its style, which was the best Sonic game ever, so wouldn't that be a good thing?

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PuppetChaos In reply to PuppetChaos [2010-02-13 05:38:13 +0000 UTC]

My personal fav out of the two Adventure games was actually SA2, the thing ran so smooth, Shadow was a cool, fresh character back then (I really don't hold a 'grudge' against him the way some people do, I just ignore... well... anything past SA2) and I loved playing as Dr. Robotnik so I could hear him manically cackle every time I blew up a shitton of enemies. Plus, points/trick/ranking system.

[BROFISTs] Yes! Sonic 2 is the one I played into the ground! It's not the Green Hill theme that takes me back, it's the Emerald Hill one. S3&K was pretty cool, due to the save files and that you could get the seizure-inducing Hyper Sonic... but still, Sonic 2.

Funnily enough, what got me into drawing was Sonic.

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Oniika In reply to PuppetChaos [2010-02-13 06:53:14 +0000 UTC]

SA2 was definitely awesome too, but I find I like the atmosphere of the first one better overall. Shadow I don't have much of a problem with, and in SA2 he was pretty fucking awesome. He was totally the Vegeta of the series. and FUCK YES. I loved playing as Robotnik. I LOVED the enemies and bosses in the genesis Sonic games when I was a kid, so finally being able to play AS the Doctor himself was like a dream come true. Though I was a little sad
you never got to do a boss fight against Sonic as him... and FFFFF DAT LAUGHTER.

Sonic 2 just.. something about it makes it stand out more...

and FUCK... Same here. When I was a kid I used to (poorly) try to draw the robots and levels. Dat nostalgia ;_;

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PuppetChaos In reply to Oniika [2010-02-14 02:09:36 +0000 UTC]

SA1 did have a flavor all its own that you couldn't find in another Sonic game, plus fighting Perfect Chaos (which is actually where my online handle comes from, lol) was awesome (shame you have to wade through 15 minutes of unskippable cutscenes to fight him, or else I would've done it a lot more)

Sonic 2's strength is the quintessential game of the series, and all others after it are trying to replicate it. It's perhaps the best case of lighting-in-a-bottle, SEGA created a near-perfect game.

As a teen, I hung out at a (relatively) large Sonic fansite, and I drew Shadow and Metal Sonic a lot. I also made, ugh... fancharacters. [shudders]

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Oniika In reply to PuppetChaos [2010-02-19 23:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Perfect Chaos was an awesome final boss, even if he was EASY MODO, the atmosphere and the sheer feeling of AWESOME just really made it. And Wait Unskippabe cut-scenes? Every version I've played they are skippable. Doesn't change the fact you have to hike about the Mystic Ruins each damn time though.

I honestly think that's it with Sonic 2. They really perfected the formula with that one.

O-oh god you poor soul ;_; Luckily I dodged that bullet, but... you have my sympathies, bro.

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PuppetChaos In reply to Oniika [2010-02-20 06:56:21 +0000 UTC]

SA2 had skippable cutscenes, SA1 did not. At least in the original Dreamcast version, I don't know if they made them skippable in the GCN edition.

Perfect Chaos was indeed epic, especially when the music changed. I liked the Final Hazard in SA2 (it's IN SPAAAAAAAACE!), but it's no contest against Perfect Chaos

Luckily, I got out of the whole Sonic fandom, right before it got all super negative and more or less turned into some sort of negafandom comprised of people who hated everything Sonic.... The super-sad thing about 'modern' fandom is now they call fancharacters "original characters"... which makes me want to smash my head into something, because a character made for a fanfic is not 'original' in the least D:

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Oniika In reply to PuppetChaos [2010-02-20 21:07:58 +0000 UTC]

You sure about that? We brought out the Dreamcast 9/9/09 for the 10th anniversary. We played through Sonic's and Knuckle's story and skipped almost all the cut-scenes because the disc was fucked up and we couldn't deal with the choppy audio. Then again it was a re-release of the game rather than the first print, so that may be it... And yeah the Gamecube, PC, and hacked Mac versions of DX they are all skippable.

Both Adventure games had REALLY good final boss fights, but again, I think it's like.. Sonic 2 vs Sonic 3. Perfect Chaos stands out more because Final Hazard was just Playing off of Perfect Chaos. Though both were FUCKING AMAZING.

ALLOW ME TO QUOTE YOU

The super-sad thing about 'modern' fandom is now they call fancharacters "original characters" which makes me want to smash my head into something, because a character made for a fanfic is not 'original' in the least.
--PuppetChaos

THAT IS THE SMARTEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID EVER. God damn it, you are an official official bro now.

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PuppetChaos In reply to Oniika [2010-02-21 04:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Last summer I had some weird seizure-related medical test that required me to stay up for 24 hours straight, I decided to marathon SA1 from the start to finish, and gave up after 3-4 hours because I couldn't skip the cutscenes and Amy's voice is nails on chalkboard.

Official official bro status? That gets some sort of medal, right?

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Oniika In reply to PuppetChaos [2010-02-13 01:24:42 +0000 UTC]

The Dreamcast games were AWESOME, especially the first one. Shit was AMAZING for it's time.

Also BROFIST for thinking Sonic 2 was the best one. I mean I loves me some S3K, but god damn Sonic 2 has to be my favorite.

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PuppetChaos In reply to Oniika [2010-02-13 05:38:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I replied to my own comment.

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Oniika In reply to PuppetChaos [2010-02-13 06:53:26 +0000 UTC]

MISFIRE!

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PuppetChaos In reply to Oniika [2010-02-14 02:09:47 +0000 UTC]

"Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys"

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BlackBeWhite2k7 In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 17:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Aside from the whole "Griffith vs. Drummond" debacle, the constaint complaints surrounding his appearance serves as a clear example of how ridiculously nit-picky people can be

Good work, btw. It really sums up my feelings on the whole thing nicely.

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Oniika In reply to BlackBeWhite2k7 [2010-02-13 01:23:04 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention those weird fan-fiction dudes who STILL want Sega to ham-fist the old Saturday morning cartoon into the games...

...And that's why I never tell people I like Sonic games...

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PuppetChaos In reply to BlackBeWhite2k7 [2010-02-07 19:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Sonic looks the same as he has since Sonic Adventure, anyway. People were fine with his look then, and even praised it for looking more 'modern'.

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darklordpocky-san In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 16:20:36 +0000 UTC]

average Sonic fan: Oh, cool! It's kinda like the old meets the new!

uber sonic fan: WHY DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE THE OLD SONIC!?

haters: hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate. . .

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darkkite In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 15:33:56 +0000 UTC]

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you,
yes I do,
I piss on you.



Sorry, that's the fist thing I thought when I read the title. XD
Nicely done.

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TricksyPixel In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 15:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Love this pic.

I felt the same way when I read everyone's response to the video. D= I ain't disappointed in Sega, I'm disappointed in the people complaining. Can't make any of them happy.

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Volador-N7 In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 14:12:54 +0000 UTC]

Well, Sega is heading in the right direction with this game. I was a little disappointing that sonic and robotnik have there current look,instead of there old look,but that something I can easily overlook. In the time being, I'm just going to keep an eye on it and wait on the reveiws.

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Oniika In reply to Volador-N7 [2010-02-13 01:16:28 +0000 UTC]

I can't really blame them... I mean Sonic and the good Doctor have had these looks since 1998. Reverting them would just be weird from a marketing/product recognition stand point.

I would have had no problem with it though personally.

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Volador-N7 In reply to Oniika [2010-02-15 15:10:57 +0000 UTC]

at the end of the day it the gameplay that matter. let just hope sega get it right this time around.

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RageVX In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 12:27:25 +0000 UTC]

lol Sega did a whole useless contest about who is going to be in the game everyone was rejected except Sonic. Im sure in Sonic 4 its gonna be Sonic and Tails anyway.

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Oniika In reply to RageVX [2010-02-13 01:14:30 +0000 UTC]

That was brilliant marketing in my opinion, especially the throwing in really shitty characters like "Shade" and "SONIC'S NEW FRIEND"

But yeah I'm betting on it being Sonic-Only like Unleashed. Which is cool I guess... Still I'd like some FIGHTIN' FREAK KNUCKLES.

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RageVX In reply to Oniika [2010-02-13 09:50:52 +0000 UTC]

I always wanted to see Shadow in a sidescrolling but yeah guess that will never come

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Oniika In reply to RageVX [2010-02-13 18:48:33 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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RageVX In reply to Oniika [2010-02-13 19:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol oh yeah totally forgot about that one XD

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esonic64 In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 11:59:02 +0000 UTC]

I love it! Its really awsome

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TobenaiSakana [2010-02-07 06:50:23 +0000 UTC]

haha awesome
only way i'll get it is if you can do Sonic 4 and Knuckles
na mean brah?

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Oniika In reply to TobenaiSakana [2010-02-13 01:12:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure that's what the whole "Episode 1" bullshit is about. Episode one will be like "Sonic 3", Episode 2 will be "And Knuckles"

On that note, why is it 2010 and there is STILL no 2 player S3K?. WE NEED SUM BRO-OP UP IN THIS BITCH.

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FractiousLemon In reply to Oniika [2010-08-12 12:33:58 +0000 UTC]

The episodes are complete games. Episodic games are becoming rather popular these days as downloadable content, but that doesn't really mean it's one game broken into pieces. Rather it's several games that are part of one series. Episode 2 will essentially be Sonic the Hedgehog 5.

As for why they decided to call them episodes other than games, I have no idea.

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Oniika In reply to FractiousLemon [2010-08-12 21:47:32 +0000 UTC]

Hence my "Sonic 3" and "And Knuckles" comparison.

Sonic 3 and Sonic and Knuckles alone are really good, stand-alone games, but together as SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES they become THE GRAND GLORIOUS GENESIS GAME. And if the 'Episodes' are any thing like that, well then FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!

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FractiousLemon In reply to Oniika [2010-08-13 00:10:33 +0000 UTC]

That's sort of the idea. Kind of like Telltale Games' episodic games. Each season has one over-arching storyline that's connected through stand alone stories.

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Clout-Dragongod In reply to ??? [2010-02-07 06:15:45 +0000 UTC]

ABOUT DAMN TIME SEGA!!!

Now that's over with, nice drawing man!

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