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Published: 2006-05-11 16:32:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 1262; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 211
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Description *laugh* this was harder than I thought
Ok,... for anyone who actually keeps up with my sporatic journals
The drawing is not as importaint as the descripion ^^
Thank you guys for playing along with me ^^ I will do a nice pic of them some time,... but this was done in like,... an hour durring work

Reese got her Voodoo doll and was really sweet to it ^^. She made it into a bunny and took it to tea. These ears are fitting a Voodoo-doll she thought, everything looks better with bunny ears. And he needs some better clothes to,... more fitting the White Rabbit. Whata cute Tea party......... Poor Strelka.
Strelka whants to know what the hell kinda time Tea Time is. And why his twitchy little bunny nose won't stop twitching. Carfull Strelka,... your bunny nose might cause you to start eating yourself.

Lungile got his doll and remebered back to when he used to get beat up for playing with dolls as a kid. 'I better make this doll look more scary' he thought. So he got out a marker and added spots and gave it teeth and horns and big claws. 'monsters have spots right?' he thought. 'Yes they do' and he gave his doll some claws and teeth more fitting Pazuzu the gargoyl. What a cool monster,.... Poor Omni.
If Omni didn't have enoughf things hanging off his head without another set of horns. And good luck finding a date now.

Omni got his doll and thought long and hard about it. 'Most of these loosers are guys,... if the doll gets a sex change then there is a greater chance of having another girl around. The chances of getting one of the guys is better than getting Reese right? What a mathmatical solution,...... Poor Reese.
Reese is not very happy about being a guy,.... I mean the yellow bikini she loves to wear is gonna look awful strange. Way to go Omni, you bastard!!!
(*note* I almost did this for all of them, the consept made me laugh XD)

Strelka got his doll and decided he didn't want to play my stupid game and threw the toy to the dog. You know how dog toys look, the ears and all the apendages get chewed off. Such a happy dog...... Poor Lungile.
Lungile dosen't know how he is gonna charge up without battery terminals and a tail. He has 2 more hours to live,... way to go Strelka, next time think of something better!!!

Omni-zuzu the bastard (c) sLEEPDEP
Strelka the cranky one that dosen't play well with others (c) CricketKitty
Reese (c) RandomSheepGUY
Lungile will be (c) OnionKnight (for at least 2 more hours anyway)
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Comments: 48

forgetful-rawker-27 [2007-09-10 18:22:20 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to collab this. :] I'm all rusty on photoshop.

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bipolar-wolfcat [2007-03-09 05:39:34 +0000 UTC]

haha, Bunny-Strelka.. so cute ^-^... and Monster-Omni.... cute AND scary (i still think he's hug-able though).... boy Reece? well.... that'll make for some fun stories.... and... OMG!! *cries from what happened to Lungile* Strelka, WHY?! *sniffles, sparkly eyes*

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fin-fire [2006-05-16 12:51:08 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I like Lungile best ^^ He's all like "oh gawds, where are my ears?!?!" Just like I would say when those chinese people come back *shifty eyes*

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OnionKnight In reply to fin-fire [2006-05-17 16:51:41 +0000 UTC]

*laugh*
dude Lungile is hella sad right now,...

"my head!!! oh gods my head DX!!!!! *cry*"

have any coat hangers and tape?

I am borred,... what do I draw?

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LadyBottleTop [2006-05-12 19:52:14 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!! That was so awesome XD The despriction made me laugh so hard! awww poor Reese all mannish and such ^^ I don't know why but the strelka bunny is really appealing to me, I never thought he's make such a good bunny ^_^

They are all amazing!

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OnionKnight In reply to LadyBottleTop [2006-05-14 21:54:32 +0000 UTC]

*laugh* XD
I should let Ceaser in next time!!!!
but if he got turned into a girl it could be bad news 0.0

I am glad you like the description XD
it is the only reason I posted it

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Spoonfayse [2006-05-12 06:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Holy moses what a mess.

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OnionKnight In reply to Spoonfayse [2006-05-14 21:53:06 +0000 UTC]

*laugh*
I will let you in to next time ^^
it will be fun

and yeah,.... but don't worry, they will all go back to normal,..... well,.... Lungile will be dead,... but everyone else will go back to normal eventually ^^

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Spoonfayse In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-15 10:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Whoa... I'd be happy to join!

It wouldn't be nice if they stayed that way. Exciting, maybe. XD

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OnionKnight In reply to Spoonfayse [2006-05-17 16:53:41 +0000 UTC]

no way XD

a monster, a not hot girl, a bunny and someone fixing to die?
*laugh*
I wanna do this again now XD

hopfully I will draw someone better than strelka XD

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Spoonfayse In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-17 18:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!
Again! Again! 8DDDD

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ReallyReallyBigBang [2006-05-12 03:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Aww screw it. If you dont set up a voodoo exchange (ie- pick who gets which doll randomly and let them draw it up themselves until a net of insanity is woven) im gonna stick a fishing line in your head, yank out your idea, shove my idea up inside it, and raise the bastard child as my own.

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OnionKnight In reply to ReallyReallyBigBang [2006-05-14 21:51:51 +0000 UTC]

*laugh* set up a voodoo exchange?
I am not sure how to do that XD

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ReallyReallyBigBang In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-14 21:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Beat ya to it. Check your messages (or my last journal)

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SlyDante [2006-05-12 03:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I rarely ever black & white pieces, but this one is just so f***ing cleverly designed that I have to have it just for the Description alone. Bravo storytelling, bravo character design, bravo pic!

P.S. You ever think of coloring it?

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OnionKnight In reply to SlyDante [2006-05-14 21:49:57 +0000 UTC]

^^ it is a shame,... my scetches are alot funner than my finnished works. I have always thought this.
tee hee, and I am glad you like the decription XD
its alot of fun cuz the chars. I had to work with are really well devoloped personality wise. So the writing was actually more importaint than the drawing XD

as for coloring it,.... probally not ^^
it is a sketch after all
and I think I might do another voodoo exchange soon ^^

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RandomSheepGirl [2006-05-12 01:56:27 +0000 UTC]

Dude..im a guy 0.0.....Now what am i supposed to do with my abtuctees now...


I love this man, i want you to do another one!!! Yay!

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OnionKnight In reply to RandomSheepGirl [2006-05-14 21:46:42 +0000 UTC]

*laugh* OK XD
what should I do for the next one?

"REESE!!!!! OH NO!!!! what am I gonna do now DX!!!!! you are so,...... *sigh* well,... at least you are still hot"

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RandomSheepGirl In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-15 05:34:14 +0000 UTC]

..Well at least now im both Volts mommy..and daddy....0.0


"Hrm.........well...i dont now now...but when i do ill drop you a line ^^"

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Cosaco [2006-05-12 01:30:14 +0000 UTC]

Awesome design!!

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OnionKnight In reply to Cosaco [2006-05-14 21:45:32 +0000 UTC]

*laugh* it is just a scketch ^^
but thanks XD

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Cosaco In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-17 03:08:35 +0000 UTC]

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SilentMog [2006-05-11 23:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Fuahahahaaa~!!
I love Lungile's expression.
Poor guy, I dunno whether to hook him up to a battery or die laughing. XD

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SilentMog In reply to SilentMog [2006-05-15 11:38:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see. Then maybe my Bone doctor could "revive" him? X3
I dunno much about him either, cept that he's a white fox wit pink hair wit a mad doctor's driver's liscence.
You kin use him if ya want (would be an honor yo). :3

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OnionKnight In reply to SilentMog [2006-05-14 21:44:28 +0000 UTC]

*shrug* in about 2 hours it won't matter what you do XD
tee hee ^^
glad you like my mindless sketches
I should included your bone doctor, but I don't know anything about him?

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ReallyReallyBigBang [2006-05-11 21:57:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol when you said 'draw up the scientists' i thought you meant like out of a hat or something and then everyone drew up their own or whatever. That went clear over my head.

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OnionKnight In reply to ReallyReallyBigBang [2006-05-14 21:42:29 +0000 UTC]

yeah I was very tired and stuff,... I just wanted to have some fun XD
sorry it wasen't very clear ^^

I am sure if I tryed I could actually do somthing with this,... but hey, it kept my mind off work right? *laugh* thats what I was going for XD

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mrlabrador [2006-05-11 21:44:03 +0000 UTC]

.... I can offer Lungile my broken plug so he might at least live long enough for a connecter battery thingy D8 KEEP LIVING, SWEET MAG!!
...
Hell, i'll do the transplant myself!

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OnionKnight In reply to mrlabrador [2006-05-14 21:41:05 +0000 UTC]

"NO!!!!!!!! wait? willit hurt?"

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mrlabrador In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-15 03:51:07 +0000 UTC]

...
I promise no garuntee's
<<
>>
*needles and puts Lungile to sleep*
Okie doke... now that's taken care of...
*surgery surgery surgery*

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CricketKitty [2006-05-11 19:32:53 +0000 UTC]

OMG!! REECE MADE STRELKA INTO A BUNNY AHHHH!
He looks so freakin hilarious! Aww! but Poor poor Reece! Way to go Omni, you turned the only girl out of the group (who also happened to be hot) into a guy! If you ask me, that fatass deserves being turned into an ugly monster! >\ And as for Lungile....sorry Strelka put you through such a horrifying ordeal. If Miss Belka hadn't interfered and taken the voodoo doll away from Pushinka, there would be even less of you than there is now! Onion I love you! Nothing brightens the day like coming home from a drudging day at school and seeing Strelka as a bunny! You RAWK!

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OnionKnight In reply to CricketKitty [2006-05-14 21:40:27 +0000 UTC]

"my dieing words willbeabout how much I hate you!!!!! *shakes fist at you*"

*laugh* ^^
no its cool man,... I understand it was last minet and you couldn't think of something to do. I just figured this would be funny anyway.
Sorry I forced you to participate but in the end I had fun XD, and I am glad you like the pic *laugh*

"man this sucks,.... I hope you aren't allergic to rabbit fur 0.0. But it could be worse,... I mean you could be a chick right now"
(maybe I will make them all chicks for the next pic XD)

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CricketKitty In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-14 21:51:13 +0000 UTC]

ALL CHICKS!? But Lungile already looks like a chick!! Ahaha! DO IT DO IT! XD! and you didn't force me! psh! I went on my own free will! IT WAS FUUUUN!!

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OnionKnight In reply to CricketKitty [2006-05-15 00:10:50 +0000 UTC]

ok *laugh*
*takes out a note pad*
so the differece between males and females (besies the obvious, like boobs and stuff)
is the tails right? ^^ this will be fun

but what do I do with Reese?

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CricketKitty In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-15 00:26:59 +0000 UTC]

Spartan woman have 4 tails and smaller blossoms (fuzzlins) and that's pretty much it. Hmmmm Reece....I don't know.. that's a toughy.

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Sara-Ford [2006-05-11 18:29:18 +0000 UTC]

I barely understood that, but it was awesome... Great characters, but poor Lungile, what a way to go.

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OnionKnight In reply to Sara-Ford [2006-05-11 22:29:54 +0000 UTC]

its ok, those sorts of things always happen to Lungile XD

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Sara-Ford In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-11 22:31:59 +0000 UTC]

That doesn't make it any better, LOL

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Seraph-Kitsune [2006-05-11 18:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Wow, it all acually makes sence now.

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OnionKnight In reply to Seraph-Kitsune [2006-05-11 22:29:31 +0000 UTC]

*laugh* YAY!!!
cause it still dosen't make sence to me actually ^^
but if I can make you laugh then it is worth it XD

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Seraph-Kitsune In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-12 15:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I'm glad that your glad that I understand it . . . maybe . . . I think?

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Robotess [2006-05-11 16:46:12 +0000 UTC]

WAY TO BE, STRELKA. YOU GIANT HALF OF AN ASS.
"*KICKS HIM VIOLENTLY, WITH THE INTENT TO RUPTURE A BIZARRE FUCKING ALIEN KIDNEY*"

"mrawr?! WHAT!??!!?! THAT'S NOT HOW I WANTED IT! it's not supposed to work that way!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET -ANOTHER- HOT CHICK! NO!! REESE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *crumples into a distressed heap*"

daw! poor Lungile...shoulda charged up before he left home...damn..well, maybe we can get some coathangers and stuff? or is that to cook hotdogs...shit...i don't remember!! XO

"*snuffles, still shaken up about the manly reese that he no longer has a chance of scoring with* well....at least you have two hours. maybe we can turn the bunny into a girl. shit. he's no use to me -NOW-"

XD!!!! THIS PIC IS MORE AWESOME THAN A DIESEL ENGINE GRANNY!!! personally, i love your retarded challenges...and i will play. WITH A VENGEANCE.

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OnionKnight In reply to Robotess [2006-05-11 17:03:49 +0000 UTC]

"that will show him not to play nice!!!! I want him to know how much I hate him with my dieing words!!! so remind me in 2 hours to yell out how much I hate him......or I might forget and my last words be something profound like that fucking citezen cane movie >.<"
(totally like futurama XD Curse you Ziodburg!!! *goes down wirlpool*)

"way to go you idiot DX!!!! Now I will never get to go out with Reese DX!!!!! *huff* I wish you would have drawn yourself >.<,.... and somehow I don't think that bunny will make a very fine girl. Something about buck teeth,... go figure. Besides,... you killed him just now remeber"
(I think I might draw them all as girls anyway XD)

"*starts bending coat hangers* AHH,.. this is hard,... the dog ate my fingers DX!!!!"

*laugh* I am glad you have fun with this XD
I might do it again tonight if I can think of something

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Hexaditidom In reply to OnionKnight [2006-05-11 17:43:59 +0000 UTC]

You guys have so much fun.

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TheRedGoon [2006-05-11 16:45:06 +0000 UTC]

holy crap, i didn't understand it until i actually read it XD; that's friggin' insane X3

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OnionKnight In reply to TheRedGoon [2006-05-11 22:23:10 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ha, it was alot of fun to draw ^^

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Willis-XIII [2006-05-11 16:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

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OnionKnight In reply to Willis-XIII [2006-05-11 21:09:09 +0000 UTC]

thanks man XD

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