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I swear to god, I have no legitimate reason for doing this; It was film studies class, I tells you. We is watch movies in class and I gets bored. And bored is good, because then pencil and paper make contact and shit happens.So yeah.
*AHEM*
Transhumans. Supposedly I wanted to test out body types and match them againts their heights. Then yeah. I had to forget their costumes. *whistles innocently*
From left screen to right;
Bumblebee (Poor kid. Sure don't look like he belong there..XDXD), GRIMLOCK (And THAt isn't his full height, since he's always in this semi-predatoral crouch), PRIME (AHEM. Again. Came out ermm...90% the way i wanted. Eyes bother me a bit), Hound, Swoop, Ironhide, Jazz and Prowl.
Body art for three out of the eight. Hound's is a wolf tattoo covering much of his back, probably given to him by a friend. Swoop's, I have no idea. But I likes it. XDXD Grimlock's bothers me, so it'll be changed soon. Meh. The two Dinomen also has barcoding on forearms from their past being govt. experiments and all that Jazz.
Speaking of Jazz, , YOU GET YOUR WISH NAO. 8D. Enjoy. And bring him back in one piece. pretty please. XDXD. Not that Prowl won't take him apart after that; It's felony to strip an officer of his uniform after all. Bad Jazz. X3.
As for what in blazes exactly is going on, I have no idea. Maybe a monthly checkup with the CMO or somethin', since they still have their shirts in the pic. Just ain;t wearing them.
Anyways, just pick yer fave and enjoys. Cleanly. Hehehe.
And jah. I have a long way to go with anatomy, I'm afraid. X3.
*Gets back to trades and kiribans and stuff*
*Whistles*
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Actual converstion? XDXD YOU WIN BROWNIE POINTS!
Sank yuuu!!
Glad I made ya giggle and all that Jazz. And speaking of Jazz. Yeah. GO PLAY WITH HIM. Good girl.
Naw, but Grimmy nice. Grimmy won't eat Bumbles. Because Bumbles is a sweetie anyways, but he might attempt to chomp on the Lambo twins, oh yes. X3. Grimmy no like them. Oh no. Weeheeeheee..Hound's just being shy..(AWWWWW).......and he DOES bring the sweet little thing everywhere; Its like his best buddy. Prime is hot. He must be. He just must, despite his age. <3
And yep; Swoop is just as caffeinated as Frenzy. They can be friends if they weren't on opposing sides. And if Frenzy wasn't evil, since well, Swoop's a nice guy despite his rather reptili-bird appearance.
Enjoy the Jazzman!
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Yup, it was. XD She was sitting on the floor, or standing in the middle of my room, and she's learned that THAT giggle coming from me means something nerdy, so she heard it and wanted to know what I was laughing at. XDDD YAY! Brownie Points! Nomnomnom! XD And you're very welcome. hehehe XD
Of COURSE your Jazz made me giggle!!! XD He's just...TEH HOTTNESS!!! XD Oh, don't worry, I already am...XD *actually trying to do fanarts of your Jazz, now. >_> You've inspired her to the point of going "OMG, DOING FANARTS OF HER FANARTS!!!" XD*
Well, that's good that Grimmy not eat Bumblebee. XD ROFL! OMG, that'd be the best ever, speaking of the Twins, have you drawn them? XD I don't htink I've seen them in your style, I was gonna say that you needed to draw the Demo-...er..."Lambo" Twins, 'cause they're like...THE AWESOME! XD Awwwwe, how cute, shy Hound! XDDDD Hound's just sooo adorable! rofl! especially with his cute little puppy friend! hahahahaha XD Yes, yes, Prime is the very yummeh...>XD He should be drawn shirtless more often, him and Jazz. XDDDD He's just such a hot old man. hahaha
OMGROFL! XD Psycho Swoop! LMAO! I can just see them getting along like a couple of friends! XD That'd be soooo funny!
And I will, thank you veeerry much. hehehe XD Your Jazz is so freakin' awesome. hahaha XP
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*Rolls on the floor squealingly*
I'd love to see the outcome, really. XDXD
Ahh...Grimmy would eat the Twins yes, if only Prime didn't insist on him leaving everyone with their limbs intact and whole. it doesn't stop him from asking everynow and then;
Grimlock; "Can Grimlock eat now??,"
Prime; "...NO,Grimlock. NO EAT." =_=;;;
As for the Twins themselves, I'm glad ya asked! I'm just about finished with their profile page. 
Prime?
Enjoy Jazzman, yes! XDXD
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And finally, the last one. At least that I've thought of for the time being. XP [link] THE FRO, IT LIIIIVES! And it's eaten his HEAD!!!
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Round 2: [link] >X3!!!
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OH SNAP! XD <3!
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First two. >XD
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*snickersnorts* You're in luck, I just finished two of them today. XD I'm gonna fix my Jazz in one of them and then upload them both. XD hehehe Your Jazz is such a sweety, very polite, he's had fun at my house. hehehe XD I even took him to work with me, he got to see what it's like working a low-wage, boring desk job behind a computer. >_> I'm surprise he didn't go bonkers from boredom!
LMAO I can imagine even PRIME has his days where he wishes he was the type who'd let Grimmy eat the Twins. XD Poor Prime and Grimmy, and somewhat Poor Twins. XD hahaha
And...omfghz...I can't WAIT to see your Twins!!! @_@ That's going to be orgasmic!!!!! EEEEEEEH! <3! XDDDD
Ooooh, I'll have to read her stories! XD hahaha I'm reading a CSI/TF crossover on fanfiction.net, I think it's different then hers. XD It's fun! hehehe And...OMFGHZ, shower scenes wif teh Prime??? <3!!! *MOANS!*
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While I'm still not that into the making-transformers-humans movement, I've really been enjoying your sketches. I looked at them first to see if I could guess who was who before I read your comments and when I got to the last one I was like "That MUST be Prowl." lol, my Prowl senses were tingling.
I'm glad you got bored. ^.^
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I'm glad I got broed too, and I'm glad YOU'RE glad I got bored. XDXD
Thank you kindly!
Prowl senses? LOL. Let them tingled, you shall.
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CHESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
Please excuse me while I scare the living daylight outta my boss with the most high-pitched and enthusiastic fangirl scream (TM).
Sooooo, darlin'... What did we say about the Autoboys bein' hawt? Wow, first thing I noticed on the pic was Jazz, and the second was Swoop. Swoop is love, period. Love the tattoos, too - if the story involved another planet, I'd say, those are Cybertronian letters - and Grimmy's bears an astonishing resemblance to the AllSpark's details. (Now, I'll go back to that fanart of a your-verse! Swoop sitting on his bed in naught but skin, gazing longingly at the Moon as the bars on his window cast shadows on his body- *cough, ahem >>* and add the tattoos.)
Other than that... Dear Goddess, Optimus is just pretty. *_* Gotta love his sixpack... even the scars(?) on his arm. Ironhide makes me want to trip and let myself be caught by those arms and snuggle close to that chest. Actually, he sorta reminds me of Wolverine, without the adamantium claws and murderous instincts.
Sweet Heaven, Prowl is so ridiculously cute. XD He totally has this OMGWTF look, beneath the intense disapproval. I bet that he'll break out in a blush the next moment. Hound and his puppy are awesome, and the wolf tattoo is great. And Bee should stop being embarrassed! *is an openly admitted 2D-pedo*
Jazz is sex on legs. *whimper* I need to see him in color. I'll probably draw him and break all my fingers on the tablet's pen, but at least, you'll have some prettiness in exchange of that pic I requested earlier.
And, y'know, that short reference to the CMO did nothing to my inner slasher's peace of mind. Ratch gets to fondle THESE bodies?? Sweet merciful Goddess, the mental images. *faints from joy*
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YETH! CHESTS!!! 8D
You're excused, dear. <3 *Listens to Fangirl Scream (TM)* Muehehehehe...
I sorry. XDXD I tried? But mmmm.....Okay, I lied. 
*Giggles at your little Swoop tale* What next? XDXD
Glad ya like Optimus, and damn if I haven't felt like doing that to 'Hide one dozen a few times.
Oh but of course! Men in uniform can be cute when the time calls for it!.
Oh Jazz IS sex on legs, and he'll readily admit so too, if he could without getting Censored by the more kid-friendly of the team. Mmm....YESSSSSSSSSS.....
Ratchet? FONDLE THEM? Mahahaha.....Well, MEDICALLY speaking of course,...but.......if you want to make something out of it... 8D
*AHEM*
*Listens to your inner slasher's gears working*
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Maybe some advice won't go amiss... >>
And the gears began turning. They'd really appreciate some Lambo-Twins, though, maybe a narcissistic Corvette, but Ratchet and Jazz... or 'Hide... or Prime... or everybody else works too. *evil giggle* Ratchet/First Aid, definitely.
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I must comment. I just had a super horrible day and was in tears and then I spotted this.
Grimlock *squeals and tackles him* SO large and manly, just right for protecting. *snuggles all over him* I love the barcodes, tats, and the *strains* is it true? Widdle fang. Simply adorable. Can't forget his claws. I bet it's a pain to shave. Oh I'll help him every morning! Can I keep him? Please and carrots? *wiggles bunny nose*
Bee is too cute and looks even smaller next to those huge big pieces of beefcake-Prime and Grimlock.
Which brings us to Prime. Love the scars and dogtag on him.
Dog-I WANT HOUND'S PUPPY! NOW! It's so cute! *stares at Hound's ass* Err okay I err was talking about the puppy-that's it! The puppy. *eyes wander downward again*
Swoop seems to like that puppy too, either that or he's making sure that Grimlock doesn't accidentally eat on the cuteness that is the Bee. *pounces Swoop and nibbles on his neck* You know what they say about men with big noses. Can I keep him too?
Ironhide looks like he's built like a macktruck which is fine by me. *grabs the cigar* no smoking in medical! *puts it out*
Oh dear goodness look at Jazzy. I think I might need to spank him just a tad bit. Oh come on? Pwease? He deserves! Prowl said so! I volunteer to do it! I mean just look at how he's acting! *points*
And then there is of course Prowl. Who knew that he could look that hot out of uniform?
This does beg the question if we will ever get a pic of the cons this way. We can only pray to the muses and plotbunnies. *runs off to get a leash and collar for Grimlock and Swoop*
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Please pleaee..feel free to oggle as much as you want, if that makes you feel better. Mmmmm.....yesss...
*Bursts out laughing* Awww Grimmy!! Y'know, I never thought of the shaving thing. Probably is a pain, yes, and one of the things that frequently erupts into something uglier/funnier during those early morning Decepticon attacks?
Oh, WOULD you like to help him? XDXD *hands you a grade A ruler-sized razor* I bet he'll enjoy the help yes. And yes; You can keep him. XDXD Whether he objects or not...IS NOT IN QUESTION. MUAHAHA.
Glad you like Prime as well.
Now now.....staring at a man's tush isssss......*joins you in staring* Mmmmm.....8D
(Puppy; *TAILWAG*Hound; SIGH*)
Ironhide's Bad Habit. Show him one, yes. 
Spanking and jazz in a sentence is tantalising to hear...
And since Prowl said so, Prowl is somewhat Law here no? *hands you a paddle* Make short work of 'im. XDXD
Ahahaha! Good question! There probably will be once I do get the 'Cons designs all settled, mmm yesss....Though WHY they would submit themselves to shirtlessness raises a few questions. But ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS. MORE SHIRTLESS YEY!.
Glad I made a Happy.
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Legitimate reason? Transfan love perhaps? Its never a bad thing to indulge in one's favorite thing to do--and rough(!) sketches of one's fav chars --your 'rough' makes for a lovely daydream, I assure you. Not a big Optimus fan but--between story requests and your pic of him, I'm finding it hard NOT to be. Beautiful work. Thanks for your 'indulgence'.
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I guess that's a good enough reason. *giggles*
Awww.....but Prime is the everyman good guy!
And of course; Always glad to be of daydreamin' services. Hehehe.....
Thank you!
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Cool! Different models! Now I can draw better the men's body parts! ;D
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Very squee wortthy!Are you going to do a second panel of this if you have the time?I love Haille's tattoo!Very tribal!Owen has great abs.Very nice.
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Oh I would indeed.
Dude. You remembered the names. COOKIES FOR YOU!
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Yes a quite a few mechs that need their screen time.
Thanks,man!Usually I am not very good with names.Since I LOVE your character designs so much,it makes it pretty easy.
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Do you need a legitimate reason to do shirtless versions of your Transhumans? How about the hundreds of slavering fangirls who would want nothing more than for their chosen humanized TF to go shirtless?
Like this one right here?
*waves hand frantically*
Y'know, at first this thing wouldn't even load properly, and it made me pout because, hey, I want to get a look at it. After a quick switch of windows, though...
*jaw clatters to table*
I started grinning - and giggling - like I'd completely lost it, and my sister gave me this look that said: "What the hell is wrong with you now?"
I ignored her. And just kept right on drooling.
Your Prime is hot. Your Prime is most assuredly hot, and that hint of a scar on his torso was a fantastic touch. Darling 'Bee must feel a wee bit uncomfortable around all these manly men, but what the hell, he'll grow up eventually, and he'll be just as sexy as the rest of them! Genius using the barcodes for Grimlock and Swoop. Ironhide looks wonderful too, for a guy his age, but what the heck, this is Arrrhn Haaahd we're talking about.
But you know what made my heart stop beating and start up again in triple time? Hound, Jazz and Prowl. Hound's wolf tattoo was a beautiful touch, completely in keeping with his personality, and looks gorgeous too. Jazz...well, what can I except: "Hey there sexy." And Prowl...oh heavens Prowl! I think this is the first time any of us have seen your version of him, and what a way to introduce him!
*utters a fluttery sigh*
Addy just looked Haille over with this most assuredly wicked smirk on her face. As for Sabela and Nijae, well... Nijae's staring at Prowl as if there was nothing else in the world left to see, and Sabela now has to give Jace some serious consideration...
... And the Twins just came forward to block their sisters' view of these fine studs.
*cackles with glee*
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See, there's my legitimate reason right there! *helps wipe drool from the computer desk you sit upon*
I'd have love to know what explanation you gave your sister, but let's hold that back for later, eh?
Prahme....yess... Elita 1 = Lucky lucky dame. XDXD I had fun with him really and halfway decided to "Roughen him up!! *SCAR SCAR SCAR*" Ouch. X3
Pity Bee really. To be side by side with Prime AND Grimlock? (I'm bein' cruel to him, aren't I?) He looks completely lost, but you're right. He'll join the ranks of manly hotness. One fine day. *pats little Bee* As for Swoop, he seems at home even with the built of a stick insect and Bee's height. Possibly since the Dinomen are more animalistic than the usual mechs and find no qualms with going around in as little as possible? XDXD The barcodes were again, a last minute idea. Glad it worked out though. Hehehe....
Ironhide, yeah.. I wasn't planning to make him that mmmm...fit.......but the 'built like a BULL' statement keeps coming back to me.
*Pounds fists on ground in glee as she rolls about giggling*
Y'Know, I placed Prowl (Preston Woolfe) there for yours truly. Glad you like him! Will definitely keep this design for his profile page. WITH the clothes on. Sorry Nijae. XDXD *Preston; FACEPALM*
As for him being topless here, well she can thank Jace for that. Mweeheeeheeee. and our cop will want revenge on the informant for frisking his uniform oh yes.
(PS; Sabela. Y'know y' want him. We know we all do. At some point of time. *Attempting to crumble her resolve*)
Haille seems a little unerved by the thought of baring it fully here, hence the turning-his-back-to-the screen pose. Unfortunately, I doubt it makes a difference either way. *Oggles sexy back*
Addy dahling; He's all yours. Wrapped or unwrapped. *snickers gleefully*
Awwww.....Sammy and Sera. Spoil the fun wontcha? *poke poke* THEY would have made it here too, if I wasn't already running out of paper...awww shucks. XDXD
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*laughs*
My sister actually saw the picture when she looked over my shoulder, and she knew why. I didn't have to explain much after that.
*cackles*
I noticed a ring on Prime's left hand. Does that mean him and Elita are bonded/married in your universe? Because if they are, then more power to them! After all the slag that they've been through, they deserve each other, really. I also find the scar appropriate; a memento from one of his fights with Megatron, I assume?
And poor 'Bee: standing next to that hunk of manliness known as Prime, and that big mountain that passes for Grimlock. But you know, you can already see that he's quite promising in the manliness department; in a few more years maybe, he'll fit in just fine with the rest of this already very fine lot. Ironhide was excellent here; doesn't surprise me that, after so many years, he's still as fit as...well...a bull.
*cackles*
Don't think he'd have it any other way, really.
*tacklehugs you for throwing Prowl/Preston in*
And Nijae certainly knows that she must thank Jace now for letting her ogle Preston without his shirt on. And Sabela is thinking that she doesn't mind looking at Jace, oh no.
*snickers*
And you know how Sammy and Sera can be when it comes to their sisters. But I can imagine what those two would look like if they chose to strip down for their annual physical from Ronan. As the Spanish-speakers say: "Muy caliente!"
*giggles*
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Ah, you noticed. XDXD Yes, I am indeed thinking of making these two bonded in my AU, anytime I do come around to making it. You're absolutely right; They fraggin' deserve each other after all this time. X3. But of course, doesn't mean I won't make it hard for them one way or another. *evilness rattling in mind's cage*
Patience Bee.
Mweee! *Is Tacklehugged as Preston watches disapprovingly*
(Jace; *Mock bows to Nijae as a scuffle erupts between the cop and the informant*)
Sammy and Sera stripping down as well? Now you put thoughts in my head yes you do. Very unholy ones.
(Ronan; *FACEPALM* Next time, we do this ONE BY ONE. And keep your damn shirts ON until I SAY SO!!)
*Pokes Ron* Party Pooper.
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Nijae: *whines at Ronan's remark about making them strip only when he says so* Aw 'cmon Ronan! Don't spoil the show for us!
Sabela: *talks to Ronan even if her eyes are glued on Jace* Nijae has a point. *perches on a chair* We'll stay out of your way. We promise not to be too much trouble.
Ronan: *sighs long and loudly while grumbling about "deprived females"*
Well dear Ron, when you're dealing with only two of a small handful of girls on a base that's almost entirely male, what can you expect? I bet they were both secretly looking forward to the annual physical just so they could get a peek at the men without their shirts.
*cackles*
And oh yes Sammy and Sera stripping down! Betcha they'd make a show of it too! Throw in Hot Rod, Tracks, Red Alert and Perceptor in there, and whoo-wee! Seems to me like you've got the makings of a second set right there! You could also choose to toss in Ronan and Finn there, since they also have to get their own physicals, which I assume they'd do on each other.
*laughs*
Oh, but can you imagine what it must be like when the girls come in for their physical? You'll most likely have Arcee, Finch (since you've drawn her already), Sabela and Nijae in that picture in nothing more than their pretty undergarments - which, I presume, must be a dream for certain males (Jace and Hayden Read, just to name two, though I could easily imagine Tracks trying to get in on the action). Imagine the chaos that ensues. I bet that Ronan has Grimlock doing guard outside the doors of his medbay just to make sure that no one sneaks in - or he could post the Twins out there. Bet they'd rip anyone who comes within a ten-foot radius of the medbay doors to shreds.
*cackles*
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Oooooh!Definitely want to see a shirtless Hayden.I would definitely throw myself at him just to see Arcee squirm.Bring on some more fanservice!
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Sweet! Love the poses and expressions!
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Heheh...thanks mate.
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Having 'Bee and Grim side by side is just... Ack, I can't stop chortling. And wanting to hug the lil' one.
And drooling. But you can't prove that! ^_^
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I was like.."Where to place the big galoot? Where..... *Stares at poor Bumbles at one side of the picture* AHA!,"
That's the biggest size contrast you'll see in the bot team, I assume. XDXD Poor Bee. Such an ittybittycutie.
Oh darn you!
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Before I forget, you might want to look up some pictures of Polynesian tribal tattoo - they're decidedly on the whorl-and-spiral motif you've used on Swoop and it was the very first thing I thought of (though the cartouche style is older than than, Egyptian and Babylonian and the such). That kind of ancient ink-work does seem like it would fit the Dinos, at least in my personal opinion.
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It does..so it does... *Ponders* Thanks for the heads-up, mate. Always good to have real-life references handy.
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OMG...
guys bare-chested~!!! XD;;;
At least you watch movies in class...classes for me are the old-fashioned way: PEN PAPER AND BOOKS. So be happy~!!!!
....unless they're really boring that is. What are they about anyway?
And you aren't bad at anatomy, Oniwanbashu-sama~!!! DX There are lots and lots of proof of it; I don't have to name 'em. ><
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Oh yes. And watch now as my hormone levels go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~ 8D
Well yeah, we do watch movies in class. That's the good news. The bad news is, those moview either;
1. Make you throw up, from the gore
2. Make you throw up, from the SEXXORS
3. Make your faith in humanity -26876324868916286 points.
4. ALL OF THE ABOVE. or;
5. Sleep.
Thank you kindly dear! But yeah.
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