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Published: 2011-03-02 23:22:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 2987; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 52
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....ITSFUNNYCUZTHENAMEISBIOSHOCKANDJACKISSHOOTINGLIGHTNING!!I Finally did some Bioshock Fanart! Yet another game Im suprised took me so long to make a picture for. Anywho, here we have Jack, shooting lighting...and holding what i've dubbed as "THE WRENCH OF MUTHA F*CKIN' DOOM!!" Cuz electricuting your enemies the bludgeneting your enemy upside the head while they spasm from said electricution is fun!
If you haven't played it, and like first person shooters, FUCKIN' PLAY IT!!!!....NOW!
Bioshock (c) 2k (Irrational Games)
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Draco: *uses supernatural teleporting powers and appears infront of hollad* HOLLAND. REALEASE HER, OR BY GOD I'LL MAKE WISH YOU PIST OFF AN ARMY OF BIG DADDIES RATHER THE FACE MY WRATH! SHE IS NOT A LITTLE SISTER, SHE IS THIS NATION, AND I HAVE SWORN TO PROTECT HER, NOW REALEASE HER!
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Holland: (Holds up his hands) Hey. Don't be mad at me. Be mad at Denmark. I just wanted to see cutie Rapture (mumbles) andpossiblydressherupinsomecutelolitaclothing.
ANYWAYS. Denmark is the one whose kidnapping her so you can either stand here and get angry or we can go find her together.
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Draco: Take me to him. NOW!
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Holland: Come on then. I saw him heading toward a place called Fontaine Futuristics.
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Draco:....oh no. *runs there*
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Holland: What's wrong? (runs after)
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Draco: Thats the most dangerous place here!
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Draco: Thats were the Strongest splicers are.
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(In Fontaine Futuristics)
Denmark: Damn. Which way do I go now?
Rapture: Let go! Let go!
Denmark: Knock it off kid!
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Draco: *shows up* DENMARK!! DROP HER! NOW!!! *eyes glow red, and a dark blue aura surrounds him*
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Denmark: Now Draco. o.O Calm down, there's no need for you to get angry here. It's not like I'm going to harvest her or anyth-
Big Sister: (SCREEEEEEEEECHHHH) *Breaks the lights and everything*
Denmark: Whoa! What the f-(Remembers he's holding Rapture) fudge was that?
Rapture: Big Sister doesn't want you playing with me......
Holland: Big Sister? I think I saw her earlier with Russia and America.
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Draco: GIVE HER TO ME! BIG SISTER IS OK WITH ME HOLDING HER! *takes Rapture from her and turns to big sister* ITS OK! ITS OK! HES NOT TRYING TO HURT HER! *still talking to big sister, he glances back at Denmark* Hes just very stupid...Rapture! Tell her your ok sweety.
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Rapture: I'm ok Big Sis-(notices the heart on her needle)Oh look a pretty heart! (Takes the heart off the needle) This will make a pretty table decoration for my tea set with my other sisters.
Denmark: Ew!
Holland: (not too much aware of the LS conditioning) You do realize you're holding a greasy organ right?
Rapture: A what?
Holland:....Nevermind...
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Draco: *whispers to Holland* The little sisters see everything diffrently, this place is pretty and colorful in their eyes.
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...Did I just inspire Jack WG?
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You wouldn't do that to jack?
Jack: BUT I LIKES FOOD! :iconiwantitlz:
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Jack: *noms it* YAY!
Atlas: Would you kindly stop that-
Jack: FUCK YOU ITS CAKE!! *noms more cake*
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Jack: *nods* I eat creme cakes...*noms cookies*...I luvs food.
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durr. we already know this, don't we?
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who injects themselves willingly??!
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....IF YOU WERE IN A DECAYING UNDERWATER CITY, WITH CRAZY MUTANT PEOPLE AFTER YOU WOULD YOU RATHER DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, OR INJECT YOURSELF WITH STUFF THAT CAN LET YOU SET THEM UNFIRE.
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...... oh weel den, you gotta go technical on me, don't cha?? well good going!
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Yes, now take it like the slut you've told me you are.
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i will. i wasn't even upset really... *emotionless void*
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I luv, and I want your babies.
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THAT 15 F1N3. 1'M F1N3 W1TH THAT.
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Me: *gets in bed and is naked* Sexy Time?
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whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!!!! i was kidding!
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me: hell naw! no more married men for me! i went down that road once before, and as i can tell you, it didn't end pretty! it was accidental, unintentional, and horrid!
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Me: *walks in* ....LUSTFUL SEXY CLONE, GO HOME ALREADY!....AND STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE PEOPLE, ITS GETTING OLD!
Lustful Sexy CLone: *gets up, and walks out the door* AT LEAST OLIVER APPREACIATES ME!
Me: *facepalms* I apoligze for him.
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me: i was scared... do you think you can, like, transfer his brain into.... someone that doesn't look like you? cuz it's horrifying and causes anxiety. -_____- and it's confusing....
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Me:...thats why i made him all bishie looking, skinny and girly.
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me: ew.... girly.... boy, i dun wanna girly boy. i wants me a man!
Damien: *floats into room* i'm a man.... a dead man... but still, a man. who loves you unconditionally and is willing to serenade you for the rest of your life~!
me: ............... i thought we'd stay friends.....
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