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I think I maybe the only person alive that read the Terms and Conditions. I was bored that day, okay?
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I read it if it's on something like a game creator...
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PFFF XD I was on this once chat website, wolf haven, and then I and my friend Goldengirl did something wrong and this dude said "hey that's against the rules. Didn't you read them?" and I'm like "Yeeeaah... Suuuure we read them" XDDD
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I didn't read then for this website becasue this is what I see :Β
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i agree to the terms and co- Β
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Yep, I'm just like." SCEW THE RULES MOTHERFOES "
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yes
i just go
click *le wild terms and conditions appears* *click agree instantly*
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*beat-boxes to the wild pokemon appeared theme*
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I have read and agree with this opinion.
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Well, I read a little most of the times but... sometimes that block of text is just too big to read...
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uhhh I have read that entire thing once it made sense but it was too long namely because of lawyers trying trying to make sure we can't find loopholes....I found loopholes lots and lots of loopholes......
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XD *cries bc it's true* I DO THIS WHENEVER I NED TO READ SOMETHING!! I'M LIKE "Well...I'm not going to read all of dat!! Dat to much!!"Β
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lmao too true. XD
No one reads them. XD
mostly due to the fact that we're lazy...
we don't need to, either. most terms and conditions are practically the same.
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What the page says " I have read the terms and conditions of use." In reality we've hadn't.
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One does not simply read the entire thing
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yup. except for old fashioned idiots.
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The only people who read the terms and conditions are people who bought the winwar license.
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I have heard that in the terms and conditions for using Apple software/computers, it says something along the line of: I agree to not use this software for developing nuclear and biological weapons. Pretty cool.
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oh shit
better cancel my project
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I think I've only read one of them once. Just once.
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NeverΒ looked at it that way, but so true.Β Is there a human being alive that actually reads that stuff (aside from the poor schmuck that had to write it)?
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It's too long to read... I wanna play online alreadyΒ
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!,
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This is so true, because no one has any damn time to waste reading a wall of text that we can't understand half of.Β
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That's also true.
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Right now, out there in the universe.
There's a alien taking a dump
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If websites were their own disco club, here's how their bouncers worked.
DeviantArt: "You need to be over 18 to be able to see meh adult stuff."
Furaffinity: "You need to be over 18 to see sexual content, you better have an ID!" (True story)
Newgrounds: *All drunk* "Hey kid, are you over 18? You are? Then go ahead and witness the horrors we store in!"
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yep so true
And the rule that has been broken the most is "Do not stick the cotton swab in your ear canal".Β
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That is so true. But then again, who wants to waste about 3 hours of their life reading that?
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Β And everyone does it. Somewhere, sometime, we've alllll said it Β : P
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