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Published: 2016-06-22 15:42:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 31730; Favourites: 303; Downloads: 44
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Oh c'mon, Harry. Its not that awkward......
Tom? Tom... Hurry it up, would you?
I've always figured, theres only two absolutely sure forms the cruciatus curse would take if cast wandlessly:
It'd either look exactly like Force Lightning, if a different color.
Or it'd cause mind-numbing pleasure since the nerve-manipulating magic isn't being corrupted by a piece of wood on the way to the target.
I mean, those are the only logical alternatives! Why else would Moldevort not take up more wandless magic?!
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Not sure why Harry thought physical contact was required, though...
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I guest even evil know what not to put their wounds in.
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Me: Quick, while everyone is distracted, motorboat those funbags till the milk comes out!
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Bah. She not spouting out milk. She's a virgin!
You know what they say: Don't stick it in crazy.
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But... that includes everyone in Magic Britain.
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Nah. Theres crazy, and then theres just stupid.
Evidently, stupid is a selling quality for magicals.
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Right you are, and it comes to highlight in the triwizard games.
You mean to tell me that you not only let a 4th year, who is also the boy who lived, does not only have his name put in a cup protected by high-ranking magic fire, but you aren't even going to try and investigate who put it in there and just chock it up to fate? And this was after the Death Eathers raided a quiditch game?
And then there are the challenges. You have to fight a fuck mothering dragon to get a fake egg. Not only is this idiotic, but the only thing keeping it from attacking everyone nearby is one chained coller and a WOODEN GATE for something that BREATHS FIRE. And then the second one is just as bad. Let's just drug our own students and leave them to be saved by the champions from a pack of man-eating mermaids. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
And then, after he comes back with a dead shovel face crying out that voldemort is back, YOU DO FUCKING NOTHING!!!
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Well, admittedly, that last one was more of a political ineptitude than stupidity (after all- the minster was technically right for all the wrong reasons), but the low IQ definitely had something to do with it!
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That is no excuse! If they aren't even going to try and advance themselves and create a better system, but instead openly lie to them and send their most unlikable employee ever, they're even worst than the mundane culture. And I refuse to use the term muggles because that means the zealots win.
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Actually, it is an excuse. A stupid one. Their excuse.
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Well maybe if hogwarts actually taut MATH AND SCIENCE, they may have those missing IQ points.
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I get it, they can't get bother with teaching mundane subjects. This will be their undoing as humans get n
more advanced, ultimately leaving them behind.
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That's the original implication xD
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Omg, I'm dying of laughter.
Tom! Stop twiddling your diddles around and get on with it, before Maso-trix gets Harry to do something else...
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Harry, filling out everyone's kinks with out even knowing it. Also your Voldemort looks like a bald priest in a kiddy-cartoon and your Bellatrix reminds me of the Hex Girl from Pokémon.
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Isn't that what he is, though?
Just... Less nose?
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Voldemort is an oblivious fool.
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He likes... Uh... Learning about... Magic?
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Kind of reminds "Seventh horcrux" fanfiction. You should read it.
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Crazy murder bitch.
MRS. Crazy Murder Bitch, that is.
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k....why she working at hogwarts?
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She's not...?
It's the ministry?
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Bellatrix Lestrange. Ravenclaw's poster Death Eater. Also a masochist.
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....the security guard?
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Don't help him tom! Let him suffer, he'll die of embarrassment and it shall be glorious
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No woman that insane is not a masochist, I already saw this coming, surprised Harry didn't
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This...does not surprise me with Bellatrix.
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Narcissa would be fun for one of these. Nothing says getting back at your enemies like shagging his hot wife/mom senseless.
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emmm you are in a midle of a battle doing THAT .........ok es bery average but Da fuck
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I just figured Bellatrix was nutty enough to get off on her own pain.
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That's exactly what I've speculated about her as well lol.
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That's actually the real implication xD
My note is just bullcrap, mostly.
It'd be silly, though.
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Might be a bit of both.
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