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DEEP THOUGHTS by DeadpoolDeadpool expresses his opinions on nerds
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Deadpool is cool 
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This is a profound feminist argument from a man who wouldn't notice if Powergirl had no head
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Bit presumptuous there pal Β
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I am not kidding even he acknowledges that he's a pervert on his tropes page
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Double Standards. Ugly as sin and more annoying then Deadpool.
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Heheheh.. he said started out talking about girls and ended up talking about it being too wet.Β
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Haha he does!Β
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Haha good! One of my life goal is to promote smiles so cheers!
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these observations apply to a much wider net than con-goers, I'm afraid.
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Haha I don't doubt that one!
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perfecto roberto
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If nerds weren't so nerdy, they wouldn't be⦠nerds.
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Glad you liked it!Β
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it is pretty funny
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Haha will do my friend!
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although idk what nerds mean but i think that's funny
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Thanks a lot! Happy New Year!
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you're welcome
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Glad you like it! Nice icon by the way
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Tis is a fair point!Β
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I've run into this problem at a lot more stuff then conventions.
Apparently, I don't look nerdy enough or something, so whenever I try to join in a conversation with other nerds or geeks, they turn their noses up at me and try to "test" me. Then I spout out all kinds of knowledge about DnD or comic books or sci-fi television and they try to retract. I'm just like, "Fuck you, I don't need more friends. I give up."
I don't need to be tested on my nerdiness along with everything else. Pretty sure I had enough of that crap from every other clique in high school.
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"Humanity I love you, because when you're hard up, you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink." - E.E. CummingsΒ
We are often our own worst enemies
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True story.
Also, nice quote. E. E. Cummings was awesome. I like his use of capitalization as an emphasis.
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I don't doubt it. I've had similar challenges in the past because I'm 6'3" and worked in... well, it's a long story, but in Montreal, stores called "DΓ©panneurs" will deliver wine, beer, soft drinks or packaged food to your door. I delivered beer on a bicycle years before I was allowed to buy it legally, so I was a bit of a jock appearance-wise. I can't play baseball or football to save my life, but I was pretty good at badminton, not really a jock-y sport. I had a weekly 6 hour D&D game and founded a chess club in college, but for some reason I never quite fit in with the other geeks. Maybe it's because I didn't own a TV.
Yeah, my favorite Cummings quote is: "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." - E.E. Cummings
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Ugh. I feel ya. I've always been really...bookish, so I didn't fit in with most of the girls I went to school with. I was into drama, liked dressing all crazy, and didn't get good grades (always lost my homework), so I didn't fit in with the other "bookworms." I didn't fit in with the drama nerds because I was awkward and couldn't talk to people easily. And I didn't fit in with the geeks because I sucked at math, even though I was all about comics and video games and Star Trek. FINALLY when I was a junior I met some people about five or six years older then me that started me on DnD, so it was like, "Holy crap, this is what having more then three friends feels like!!!!!!"
You're from Montreal? I've always wanted to go there! But A) I don't have a passport, and B) I'm wayyy closer to Winnipeg, so that would be a tad bit closer to feasible.
My two favorite E.E. Cummings quotes are "Unbeing dead isn't being alive." and the entire poem "i like my body." "i like my body when it is with your body," It's so beautiful.
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The one thing I did that get me infamy in high school was, I built a simple lie detector, a black box with two touchpads, a tuning knob and an LED. Lie detectors don't say if you're lying, but they do detect nervousness, and one thing that really makes people nervous is being in close proximity to someone they're secretly attracted to. There were over two thousand kids in my school, but by the end of the day I brought the "attraction detector" in, everyone knew who I was. I lost track of it around 9 am, and someone gave it back to me just after 3:30 pm. One thing this got me was I became friends with a guy who was the first student in QuΓ©bec to get an average of 100% in all his classes. The computer didn't know how to deal with it and gave him a zero. Β I didn't really get heavily into D&D until after college, but that was mostly a time management thing. I'll never forget my first few months working for HP, when our new District Manager came in and introduced herself as our new "DM," I almost burst out laughing. I giggled about it for weeks afterwards though.
Montreal is a great city, and I'd encourage you to visit sometime, particularly when your dollar is worth more than ours, it can be a very affordable trip. I have some pictures of Montreal in my gallery if you're interested. If you like coffee, be sure to try Van Houtte. I've been to the 'peg a few times, just don't go in February is all I can say. My first visit, the girl at the rental counter wouldn't give me the keys until she'd finished explaining (in great detail) the proper way to use of an engine block heater!
I like that poem, but I could never understand the words, "eyes big love-crumbs", it just seems wrong. I don't understand what he was trying to convey, and I've often wondered if it wasn't a typo, and he really meant to write "love-crumbles." But I guess that would totally ruin the poem, wouldn't it?
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Oh my god, that's awesome. I wonder why it gave him a zero, it would be interesting to find out.
Yeah, I'll definitely have to check out your gallery, then. My dad is always going up to Canada (camping and hiking and stuff) and taking all kinds of pictures, but I haven't seen very many pictures of cities. The ones I have seen have been absolutely gorgeous. There's only a few places in the U.S. I've seen that have been that beautiful. Also, I love coffee, so I'll have to be sure to remember that. XD
It can't be too much colder in Winnipeg then it is here... I mean, it's supposed to be -30 Fahrenheit here on Monday, and it's about six hours south... well, maybe it could be, I don't know. February isn't a month to be traveling ANYWHERE, as far as I'm concerned. Too cold and its a wet cold, which is the absolute WORST. Yuck.
I don't know, I always thought it meant that he's seeing 'crumbs' of love in her eyes, like little glimpses through a window. Yeah, love-crumbles would kind of defeat the message in the rest of the poem, but you're right... it would probably sound better.
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I wondered about it myself, so when I went to college and studied computers, I took the time to figure it out. What happened is, the systems analyst never considered that someone could get 100% average, so in order to save memory, they only allocated two bytes to the final grade, which allows for any grade from 00 to 99. They would have needed a third byte to show 100, and the probability of it happening was so remote that they probably felt it wasn't worth the extra memory cost of having an extra byte of storage for every single student. It seems trivial today, but when the system was created it probably made financial sense. And if I remember correctly, a "real" zero would have been displayed "_0" while he was awarded a "00". I figured out a way they could have done it without the extra byte, but no one was interested when I casually mentioned it to the registrar.
I miss Van Houtte coffee, I try to visit them whenever I make it back to Montreal. I've traveled a fair bit in the US and Canada, and there are some beautiful places in both countries. I love the Adirondacks for example, we went camping in Vermont last spring and it snowed. I also love San Francisco, but for totally different reasons
Winnipeg has the largest temperature swings of any major city in the world, and is second only to some town in Siberia in terms of settlements of any significant size. About ten years ago, I was there around the end of January and drove my rented Blazer 4x4 to CFB Shilo. It was -40c (by the time you get to -30, Fahrenheit or Celsius, it no longer really matters, does it? ) and with the wind chill, -58c. I remember that exposed skin would freeze in under a minute, and we plugged the Blazer in while we were there for only a few hours. I home, I only plug in the cars if they're not running overnight (but people think -32c is really cold here!).
I don't think "crumbs of love" fits very well either, at least from what I know of Cummings. Maybe "love's remains," but that seems wrong too. Quick, somebody call a Medium!
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That just seems lazy to me. But, hey, what are you going to do... People don't like to fix things unless there's something in it for them.
I haven't traveled very much, only a little in the U.S. I loved Seattle. Hiking through the woods there is absolutely incredible. I'm a Minnesota girl through and through, though. The beaches up by Lake Superior are absolutely gorgeous during the summer. I have an aunt that lives in Napa, CA, and the view from her house is beautiful, as well.
Eeew, yuck. (And yeah, I think you're right. At that point, cold is cold. No reason to try and figure it out past that.) I do know that it is just about that cold here right now. Just went out and started my car, and came back in looking like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.
LOL if I ever figure out, I will definitely post it. I'll pull out my mom's old Ouija board or something. You can summon specific spirits with that, right?
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"Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns." - Carl Gundlach
Napa is beautiful, there's just something about the Bay Area that draws me to it. I highly recommend, if you are from a colder climate, to set aside a few hundred dollars and rent a Mustang convertibleΒ Β for a day or two in the winter, and drive it around San Francisco with the heater blasting and the top down. Make sure you cross the Golden Gate!
Yeah, I was in Shilo in the late 90ies, and I wanted to take some pictures of theΒ artilleryΒ piecesΒ they have scattered around the grounds. It was -30Β°c and my Canon A-1 SLR froze, I barely had time to take two shots. Thankfully my little point and shoot digital was warm in my pocket and it worked longer than I could stay out in the cold
I think so, I had an aunt that could read tea leaves (uncannily well I might add), but I've never really been into that sort of thing. I do remember telling ghost stories around the campfire as a kid though
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I haven't been to Napa since I was eight, so I don't really remember much of it. We were in San Francisco, too, it's just kind of a blur in my memory. I'm thinking about going down there to visit my family at some point, if I can save up to take a train down there... Over spring vacation, maybe. I'll certainly remember your advice about the convertible. (Always wanted to drive one of those, anyways.
Eeeeew, that is freaking cold. I mean, most of the last week has been hovering around that cold here, but it finally warmed up over the last few days... We were excited that it got up to 25 yesterday. My grandparents down in California were calling us nuts for pulling out our fall jackets again.
I've never done the whole tea leaf thing, but my mom was fond of tarot cards when I was little. She gave me one of her sets when I got older... I don't use them very well, she gave the set I really liked and knew how to use to my best friends. I don't know if they actually work or are accurate, but the concentration that goes with it is good for the mind. I always feel calm when I'm using them. Ouija boards, however... My best friend and I tried to summon a ghost with one when we were, like, thirteen or so. Not sure if it worked, but at the time we were convinced that it had. It freaked me right the f*ck out, lol. I guess part of me is a little superstitious.
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Well, I hope you get the chance, it's one of those things that may seem trivial, but there's nothing like driving over the Golden Gate with the top down. When it's warmer, the only way to rent a drop top in San Francisco seems to be to book it six months in advance, and the price more than doubles (in my experience at least).
I considered getting a heated cover for my A-1, just in case I ever got the chance to go back (I did, once, in 2002, but it was a last minute thing and I couldn't bring my camera); when I found out how much they cost, I figured if I ever go back I'd try to make it in July
I'm still on the fence about those things; on the one hand, I don't really believe in them, but my aunt predicted things for myself and my cousin that are so far fetched that we both claimed it was impossible, yet her predictions came true, in one case almost twelve years later! I like to call myself a reformed Catholic, so ghosts are part of the religious discourse (well, one at least!), but I prefer to say I'm still undecided
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That would be pretty awesome. Maybe over spring break, lol. My husband and I could certainly use the vacation.
Yeah, all of that extra stuff for cameras seems to be pretty expensive. I'm not much into photography myself, but I have a few friends that are REALLY into it, so I just kind of half listen when they whine to me about the cost of equipment.
Ghosts, supernatural stuff, have been a part of my life for too long a time for me to not be superstitious. My mom moved on from that 'phase' when I was probably seven or eight, but I'd spent the first several years of my life really believing everything she told me, so it's hard to let go of all that. It's too engrained in my head. I mean, I got made fun of in first grade because I truly believed that trees could feel if you did something to them, like pulling bark off of them or picking off leaves or something wasteful like that. My mom had told me that you had to ask the tree first, and not do anything just to be mean, so that's what I told my classmates. I was VERY adamant about the whole thing. I also believed in faeries (the traditional kind) for longer then I'm proud of. But my dad's family is Catholic and my mom's parents are Lutheran, so it kind of balanced out a little bit. Some of both worlds, you know?
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I hope you do
Then I won't bore you with the details of my new Canon 7D and how I'm having to reach for the manual every time want to use it!
Truth be told, tree can feel when you rip off bark, although it's not likely to be the same "feeling" that we consider pain. It's pretty amazing what they can measure these days. Conventional wisdom also tells us that animals can't reason, or communicate with each other, but my experience with cats disputes that, and there's a great PBS documentary about crows that makes it pretty clear that crows have a common language, even if it's never been conclusively defined. There was a time not so long ago when conventional wisdom (based on science) said that cholesterol was bad for you and to avoid it at all costs, yet in the last few years they've discovered that there are really two kinds of cholesterol and your body needs one of them to control the other. So don't worry what the kids said in first grade, it's up to you to decide whether or not you want to agree with conventional wisdom or think independently.Β
"If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it." - Albert Einstein
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I hope I do, too.
I think cameras are really cool, I just don't know most of the technical stuff or anything about the equipment. I actually like doing modeling a lot... I don't do it often, but I get kind of a vain pleasure in dressing up and getting my picture taken. So I kind of recognize the equipment, I just don't know what any of it's called, or exactly what it does.
There was a study done that revealed rats laugh when they're tickled. Its just too high a frequency to hear. Prairie voles have almost the same mating habits as humans, only they are more often monogamous throughout their lives. Deer, bats, and other mammals have been known to deliberately get themselves killed on roads when they get sick enough to die. And most definitely my cats communicate with each other AND myself. They let me know what's what... sometimes I think the only reason they don't actually talk to me is because they think I'm not smart enough to understand them.
I wasn't too worried about the kids in first grade. I decided a long time ago to think independently.
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Cool
I didn't know that about rats, that's actually kind of amusing
You have an admirable life philosophy, I approve
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I've done some artistic modeling for a few of my photography friends, and some pin-up style stuff, just for fun. I'm planning one out right now with a friend involving my rag-doll costume and a tea party, once the snow clears up this spring. Should be fun. (Also, getting off topic is fun.
Yeah, I wish I could remember where I read that... I think it was a science magazine in a waiting room somewhere. But I can't remember.
Definately. When my cat meows like normal, she wants attention. When she meeeeeeeeeows, she wants food, or outside. And so on and so forth.
Thanks! I try. Life is too depressing to think otherwise.
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Oh cool, cosplay? I shall have to investigate your gallery
One of my favourite comedians is Dennis Miller, and he has a very dry humour that often has him going off topic. In one bit, he has gone so far off track that he just stops, looks at the audience pleadingly, and says "Stop me before I sub-reference again..."Β
Pixel and Nicholai are the two vocalists in our menagerie, Newton is mute. I can tell he wishes he could talk sometimes though, he occasionally runs up to me like a messenger, sits on the ground and makes a tiny squeak, like a cork being pulled from a wine bottle. I actually was inspired by him in the scenes in my book where Tanita is trying to speak (before she regains the ability), because he looks so frustrated. I usually pick him up them, but I know that's not why he does it, he has another approach for when he wants to be picked up.
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I don't have a whole lot of pictures of my costumes--cameras are seldom around when I'm actually dressing up. I think my Poison Ivy outfit is on here, and my ragdoll makeup. I also have a Rogue (X-Men Evolution) outfit, and several Renaissance DnD type outfits.
I'll have to check him out, he sounds like my kind of comedian. I'm a big fan of George Carlin and Daniel Tosh (but not Tosh point 0, Tosh's stand up stuff exclusively).
Aw, that's so cute... I mean, cute in a sad sort of way. I would want to pick him up, too.
Oscar doesn't usually make noise, but when he does, he's very insistent. He's also one of those cats that loves to play. All of the time. And he's not a young cat anymore, but he still wants to play with everyone... somewhat viciously, at times. Dreamah, though, sounds like a squeaky toy half the time. Her mewing is so high pitched and distinctive, and she usually walks in circles and rubs herself on random things in her path while she does it. She's a little... off, though. She's nearsighted, her eyes kind of look two different directions, and I can't decide if she has high-functioning kitty autism or ADHD. She always looks a little stoned and zoned out. I'm basing a character in my book (that WILL be finished eventually, one way or another) on her, but that character is a squirrel.
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