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So anyway, remember this guy —> www.deviantart.com/outerspec/a… (I have no idea how links work in DeviantArt comments)? Well, here he is with his friends, who are all equally derivative. And they’ve got a height chart! Thanks, parallaxabomination ! Too bad the link didn’t work for some reason. Man, when did I get to be so bad at links?

So basically, the concept here is that there’s this company called the Hexagon Group, and they make crazy sci-fi weapons. They were trying to create living weapons (read: immortal cyborgs with superpowers) by fitting their test subjects Juno, Steve, and Tora with machine parts. This did not go well. Steve went on a killing spree and destroyed most of the Hexagon Group’s property, and Tora just took over the world. (What did you expect? They were programmed to be weapons.) For whatever reason, Juno didn’t turn evil (although she did become this emotionless Rei Ayanami/Doctor Manhattan type person), so she used her powers to travel to an alternate timeline where the machine that was supposed to turn them into living weapons broke down unexpectedly, and recruit that timeline’s version of her and her friends to help her defeat evil Steve and Juno. And also there’s a robot bunny who looks like Dave Strider. Wow, that took way too long to write.

So from left to right, these guys are:
Beta Timeline Juno
Beta Timeline Steve
Beta Timeline Tora
Beta Timeline Neil
Alpha Timeline Juno
Alpha Timeline Steve (evil)
Alpha Timeline Tora (also evil, but a lot more competent)
(No Alpha Neil, he died 💀)

Don’t look for too long at this image, or you might realize what a bad artist I am. Here, focus on how gross-looking these emojis are instead:

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So anyway, remember this guy —> www.deviantart.com/outerspec/a… (I have no idea how links work in DeviantArt comments)? Well, here he is with his friends, who are all equally derivative. And they’ve got a height chart! Thanks, parallaxabomination ! Too bad the link didn’t work for some reason. Man, when did I get to be so bad at links?

So basically, the concept here is that there’s this company called the Hexagon Group, and they make crazy sci-fi weapons. They were trying to create living weapons (read: immortal cyborgs with superpowers) by fitting their test subjects Juno, Steve, and Tora with machine parts. This did not go well. Steve went on a killing spree and destroyed most of the Hexagon Group’s property, and Tora just took over the world. (What did you expect? They were programmed to be weapons.) For whatever reason, Juno didn’t turn evil (although she did become this emotionless Rei Ayanami/Doctor Manhattan type person), so she used her powers to travel to an alternate timeline where the machine that was supposed to turn them into living weapons broke down unexpectedly, and recruit that timeline’s version of her and her friends to help her defeat evil Steve and Juno. And also there’s a robot bunny who looks like Dave Strider. Wow, that took way too long to write.

So from left to right, these guys are:
Beta Timeline Juno
Beta Timeline Steve
Beta Timeline Tora
Beta Timeline Neil
Alpha Timeline Juno
Alpha Timeline Steve (evil)
Alpha Timeline Tora (also evil, but a lot more competent)
(No Alpha Neil, he died 💀)

Don’t look for too long at this image, or you might realize what a bad artist I am. Here, focus on how gross-looking these emojis are instead: