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Published: 2016-08-09 07:36:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 3791; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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When in doubt, draw Josef Mengele hanging from a rope with a crocodile (or maybe it's a gator, who knows) trying to eat his doctor's coat. It works every time.Please refrain from swearing in the comments.
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Gosh darnit, Fegelein! What did you do to him now?
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He probably smeared Josef in bacon grease and glued his hands to the rope.
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Mein Gott.
Fegelein loves antics too much.
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And bacon. Even he can't resist bacon.
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He probably has coke and hookers every night too.
Suddenly, I now have the mental image of Fritz filling a kiddie pool with mashed potatoes and just splashing in it like a little kid.
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Fritz would definitely do that. But he'd get his wig dirty.
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He didn't put gravy in the potatoes, though. I heard gravy stains are impossible to remove.
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Well, he's not good for anything else either, so it's six of one, half-dozen of the other.
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Alternate title: Josef Mengele's Adventures in Argentina
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You just gave me an idea: Mengele being attacked by different creatures in the rainforest.
"AAAGH FROG! "
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He'd probably be scared of a ladybug, to be honest.
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Ok that's it. I'm definitely taking this to a whole new level.
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Rainforest Squads:
Attacked by frogs squad: Himmler, Mengele, Wilson
Secretly Bear Grylls squad: Teddy, Jackson, Stauffenberg, Röhm
Living alone in the rainforest because they hate people squad: Frederick, Coolidge, Madison, Heydrich
They're smaller, but that's all I can think of.
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Rommel would be in the Living Alone squad.
Throwing frogs on everyone else squad: Fegelein, alone once again
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Correction: Fegelein IS the forest. Fegelein is everything.
I don't know how Fritz carried around a whole bunch of opium pills to kill himself with in case he was captured. I'd probably get tempted, take one or two, and get totally smashed for the night. Who says you can't party in wartime?
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True. I can't believe I made a mistake like that.
Fritz was so hard on himself. He probably never had fun.
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I have the perfect remedy for PAAS (Prussian angry attitude syndrome): a daily dose of coke and hookers.
Of course, now we have to get said coke and said hookers, but from where?
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Hookers R Us, perhaps?
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so I decided to peek on this conversation and
this is pure gold
The ones at the local cafe outside of the forest because they aren't dumb enough to walk into the forest and they just want some peace, quiet, and coffee: Goebbels, Göring
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Fair enough.
"The king, however, had eaten a pâté that disagreed with him the night before and spend the day of that battle throwing up."
Why do I find this funnier than it should be? I'm going to get dragged to Prussian hell at this rate, and I'm not even Austrian or French.
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I should pursue that idea further. . .
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I don't like you and your ability to draw such clean lines and proportions.
I hate alligators, but yeah, I'll take the gator's side on this.
Never thought I'd say that, seeing as I'm an FSU fan.
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Haha, I'm often disliked for that.
Go on, gator, eat Josef! No one likes him anyway. I just hope the gator doesn't get indigestion from him. XD
I hope the folks at FSU don't hear you talking like that.
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Yeah, me too, I don't know why me, they should dislike you more because you're better at it, haha.
Oh my gosh XD
I'm sure they'd understand- after all, the gator IS trying to eat Josef, and nobody likes Josef, so...
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Oh, thanks, thanks a lot. XD
Well I hear crazy SS doctors can give people indigestion. It's the dyin' truth.
Well, ok, they'll probably make an exception for you.
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That sounded so terrible, I'm sorry, but that was the point of the joke, lol XD
I'm dying from what you just said, now.
Yeah. Hopefully. I'm loyal to them. XD
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Naw, it didn't. Don't apologize!
I seem to have that effect on you a lot, don't I? XD
Then I think they won't mind.
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