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Published: 2016-07-26 06:59:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 889; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 2
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Well, turns out somebody's watching. Hans-Joachim Marseille and Werner Schroer making complete idiots out of themselves. And loving every minute of it!Please refrain from swearing in the comments.
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🎶 All the single ladies! All the single ladies! 🎶
Also, no day is leg day in the Reich.
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That's true. Just look at them from the waist up until we convince them to do some more stretches.
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New job for Heydrich: Reich Leg Day Coach. He's doing something right.
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"YOU CALL THAT A SQUAT?! COME ON YOU PANSY! DO YOU WANT SCRAWNY LITTLE CHOPSTICK LEGS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!"
Does he get to wear a special hat with "Reich Leg Day Coach" on it?
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Not only does he get a hat, he even gets a mug and a T-shirt version too!
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Oh man, I want to be a Reich Leg Day Coach!
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You get great pay too. All you need to do is file an application and pass a physical.
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That shouldn't be too much trouble. All I have to do is learn how to write.
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Wait, what? How did you get through school then? Telepathy?
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I relied mostly on my wit and charm. One of the reasons I repeated first grade six times.
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Man, that's hardcore. Did anyone make fun of you?
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Not for long. That's what pocket-size Panzerfausts are for, right?
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How much do those cost? I'm dying to buy one.
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$1.43
minifigworld.com/panzerfaust-l…
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Aww! It's so cute! Too bad it doesn't shoot...
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I know. It would probably shoot high-tech spitballs anyway.
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Or tiny pellets of ricin.
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You kidding me? Werner Schroer has the best legs in the world, better than mine.
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The best kind of legs are ones that are strong enough to crush Communist skulls. That's what the ladies are truly after.
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And Marseille's a close second. If he, Schroer and I were in a contest, I can bet you my legs wouldn't win in a million years.
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I have been told I have very nice legs by a crowd of over 300 people, because of the last show I was in I had a dance show as a 30s showgirl, haha.
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Oh my goodness. If 300 people tell you that you'd better believe it's true!
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Haha, I've always been doing this.
I may be young, but it doesn't mean I can't go to veteran's reunions and show off a bit like the ladies did on the stages, hahaha.
But I think the biggest one for me was on stage with the floor vibrating beneath me and the classic music blaring, and I pulled off some pretty neat stuff.
But that was pre-surgery, I won't be as flexible now hahaha
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That I'd love to see!
So...do you clink when you walk now? I bet the TSA officers at the airport are going to love you. XD
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Do I clink? What's that supposed to mean? Was that in reference to the titanium and chrome attached to my spine? XD
Oh my, if one's good looking enough at least I'll have an excuse to spend time with the guy. XD
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Yeah, that was my frail attempt at humor. . .XD
Hey, next time I see a handsome TSA guy I might have to do something like that. Of course I would make a crazier excuse because I'm. . .well. . .me. "No, officer, it registers metal because I've got a pound of buckshot in my leg from being chased by a crazy gun-toting man through the woods of Kentucky. Honest."
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Oh my gosh Natalie
If we ever did meet in real life, it would most likely be chaos hahaha.
Every hot guy I see I'd try to hook you up with.
Because I'm good at hooking people up, but I'm TERRIBLE at helping myself in anyway XD
Omg I remember I did alright one time (when I had my first real kiss) at a reenactment dance, where I was some civvie and this really, really handsome airman asked me to dance (he was acting as a P-51 pilot) and I said yes, and he was so in character he made me feel like I was legitimately in the 40s.
I only caught his first name, Mitchell, but in the middle of one of the songs, he just hooked a finger beneath my chin and kissed me, and I nearly fainted hahahaha
He was quite a few years older than me, but hey
One time only thing
But oh my gosh
It was wonderful
WE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO SO MANY REENACTMENTS AS WAACs OR WAAFs
I think I'd stick with WAAF, but if worst comes to worst, I'll be a WAAC. Actually, I can't decide.
American, or English?
*sigh*
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Well, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to help you much. Any guy who is even near handsome I get tongue-tied and shy around. But maybe after you hook me up I can introduce one of his handsome friends to you. XD
Oh, man, I bet that was heaven! I would have melted into a puddle on the floor.
We'd become infamous at reenactments because we'd freak out all the handsome guys by staring at them.
I'd probably have to be a WAAC because I'm not sure there are many WAAFs running around with a Texan drawl. XD I don't know. . .maybe I could fake a British accent and we could both be WAAFs.
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I AM THE SAME WAY
But if it's someone you're interested in I'll go right up and hook you up
I specialize in uniformed personnel
So you want a Marine, I can get you a Marine
You want anybody, I'm sure I can get you anybody
ROTC gets you places and being a military child your whole life helps too XD
IT WAS IT REALLY WAS I WANTED TO FAINT HE WAS SO NICE
AND I HATE MYSELF FOR NOT GETTING HIS NUMBER OR SOMETHING
Yes, we surely would, hahaha. I would love to be a WAAC, but being British that would be odd to see, and WAAFs wouldn't hang around with the Americans- I mean, they could but it's not commonly seen.
So I guess I'll be a British WAAC along with you!
We'll be the killer duo, yo! XD
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Heeey, a Marine, huh? They got snazzy uniforms. All right, it's a deal. XD
Aw, heck, you missed out on getting a number?! I guess I would have been a little too distracted myself to ask for one. . .
We'll be feared far and wide by the entire Allied air force! XD
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Any branch, I can get 'ya Coast Guard, even. Marines, Air Force, Navy, and Army.
Yeah, I was really kind of captivated by him too much really, so yeah...he was really, really, handsome. He looked a lot like George Peppard but with darker hair.
Yes! Fear us! XD
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I'll be chin deep in handsome soldiers before I know it!
Eeeeek, a dark-haired George Peppard! I'm not sure I can even picture that!
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Yup, you sure will!
I KNOW AGH
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I mean, George Peppard is great enough with lighter hair. But I'm sure the universe would explode in a Schroer-caliber blast if he had dark hair.
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George Peppard is gorgeous. I think I totally melted and was 100% jealous of Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany's.
Oh yeah.
Definitely.
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I was jealous of her in Roman Holiday too. I mean, who else gets to hold on tight to Gregory Peck while riding around on a scooter? XD
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Oh my goodness, yes. So. Jealous. I'm just jealous of anybody who got to be in a movie with my actor crushes. XD
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*sigh* oh well. At least I can still imagine that I'm the one doing it.
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You have to act like an idiot from time to time if you want to stay sane in a war.
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True, but one must wonder what on earth they're doing .
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They are de-stressing by doing something completely ridiculous that involves movement. I doubt that they, themselves, would be able to tell you anything more.
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It looks to me like they're imitating statues.
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For real, hahaha! My friend on Instagram that I wanted you to meet drew something based off of this picture for me, haha!
Here it is:
instagram.com/p/BB1ARdWR--C/
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Ack, I love it! Your friend is talented!
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Same! She is very talented!
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Her style for Marseille is perfect. He's so adorable.
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