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Paira — For Your Protection

Published: 2010-09-16 06:43:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1260; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 11
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Description My Gran's pretty old-school when it comes to home security.

I was about twelve years old when I inherited my Great Grandmother's rosary beads. I was also given specific instructions on how to use them, not for prayer, but for warding off supernatural forces.

I don't think my Grandma actually owns a crossbow, but it wouldn't surprise me if she did. lol
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Darkbookworm26 [2013-07-03 03:51:36 +0000 UTC]

This is so funny. My family deals with problems like this too <3

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RubixChick [2010-11-18 02:10:08 +0000 UTC]

Aww this is adorable. Simple but a cute point. And it reminds me of my grandma. I talk to her like three times a year on the phone and she barely speaks English but manages to say, "You go to church? Ok I love you, God Bless you mama." Daww. Grandmas.

LMFAO I'm surprised your Grandma didn't break out some exorcism chants! Or did she haha?

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Paira In reply to RubixChick [2010-11-19 10:51:06 +0000 UTC]

Aw, that's so sweet! Grandma's can be so adorable. lol

Naw, we have a priest on speed-dial for that. And if he doesn't show up, we've always got the emergency vials of holy water just lying about.

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RubixChick In reply to Paira [2010-11-23 00:47:01 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO this could SO turn into a series. Your bad ass Grandma and your associate, the kick ass priest as you encounter several evils on a nightly basis! You're sleeping and your grandma storms in, "Quick, there are ghosts out there! Off to the *whatever*mobile!"

Haha holy water. My parents have holy oil lying about too. They'd smear it all over my forehead as a kid when I was like, "Hey I had a nightmare," their solution was... forehead grease?

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Paira In reply to RubixChick [2010-11-24 04:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like a cross between Scooby-Doo and Supernatural.

Holy oil, of course! How else are you supposed to drive away the evil spirits causing the nightmare? lol My brother once had a headache and my Mum asked me to use the quartz crystals I had to cure him.

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RubixChick In reply to Paira [2010-11-30 01:19:34 +0000 UTC]

I f'n LOVE supernatural haha.

LMFAO quartz crystals? Ah, don't we love the older generation and their... natural methods?

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Paira In reply to RubixChick [2011-01-08 04:08:45 +0000 UTC]

My Gran loves that show, too! Not surprising, really.

lol More like SUPERnatural methods. Heh. Yeah, I'm gonna stop trying to make jokes now.

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RubixChick In reply to Paira [2011-01-10 22:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha, makes me wonder if she scolds the TV if they get something wrong. "Damn you Sam and Dean, you use THIS *pulls out something from her stash* to chase the demons away, not that!"

lol

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Paira In reply to RubixChick [2011-01-12 03:36:41 +0000 UTC]

She probably would... if she understood English. lol

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LobotomyBunny [2010-11-14 22:33:56 +0000 UTC]

bwahah, thats funny!

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Paira In reply to LobotomyBunny [2010-11-19 10:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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DreamingProdigy [2010-10-24 21:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Can't tell you how much I laughed at this...

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kelowa [2010-10-01 15:18:42 +0000 UTC]

Hey Melly, hows everything?

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Paira In reply to kelowa [2010-10-21 11:27:12 +0000 UTC]

Hi, I'm good. Hope everything's good with you. n_n
(Sorry for the late reply, my computer died for a while.)

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ShadowsAndLight [2010-09-29 05:09:04 +0000 UTC]

...lmao Now, that's love and faith.

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Paira In reply to ShadowsAndLight [2010-10-21 11:28:01 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much sums it up. lol

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DeanGrayson [2010-09-16 11:06:43 +0000 UTC]

You're grandma is AWESOME. XDDD

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Paira In reply to DeanGrayson [2010-09-17 01:35:19 +0000 UTC]

I know. X3

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