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Hildy: *sits at her vanity and puts on blue lipstick* Β Grim uv done that trick a 100 fucking times arent u sick of it yet
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Hildy:*sighs* ok fine but then the hat goes up in the attic and doesnt come back got it Β
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Hildy: *smacks her full lips* Β Β *deadpan* yay, now lets go its almost time for our soaps *turns around*
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Hildy: Grim where the fuck did u goΒ *gets up, picks up the hat, turns it over and shakes it*
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Hildy: *screams and falls on her ass* Β U turned yourself into a fucking frog!?
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Hildy: slimy!, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! *jumps up, runs downstairs and hides behind the couchΒ
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Hildy: *looks out* Grim i know its u, but u know i hate slimy things like frogs and slugs and rice pudding. come to think of it thats probly why i dont like french kissing or giving blowjobs. wait a minute why am i just talking to a frog who cant answer, when i have an easy fix for this? *pulls out wand and points it at Grim* accio voice.Β Β
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Hildy: Good idea, thanks *goes and opens the book* a frog spell can be broken by true loves kiss. *looks at Grim* no fucking way! *turns back to the book and looks though it* theres nothing else here! *angerly throws the book across the room*Β fucking useless! Crystal u got any more ideas cause im toally fucking stumped. *plops down on the couch with a sigh* wer def missing our soaps today.Β what i dont get is how the hell did this happen Grim? iv seen u do this trick a million times and this never happened. *suddenly has a flashback* this wasnt an accident, this is revenge for last year when i turned u into a spider, isnt it! *grabs Grim in a fury* answer me, and dont u try to lie i can always tell when u are cause u suck at it!Β
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Hildy: frog slime, fuck!Β *drops Grim and wipes her little hands on her purple and blue dress* i guess the speak spell doesnt work on frogs, oh well ill get it outta u later in the meantime im gonna tape our soaps. *picks up remont turns on tv and tapes As the broom flys*Β thanks Crystal.
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Hildy: Oh thank god,Β cause theres no way im kissing a fucking frog! what is it and where can i get it?
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Hildy: Iv heard of that, its basely Amortentia in stone form. *sighs* Β the 7d, cant i go 1 fucking day without having to see there stupid, ugly faces! oh well, which one has it and where do i find themΒ
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Hildy: *stands up* perfect *turns to Grim in disgust*Β Β and i guess i gotta take u with me, right, fuck me
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Hildy: Thank god, im gonna have enough trouble finding the damn stone, the last thing i need is him up my ass, the one time i dont want him there. *opens the door and leaves* bye boys!Β
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Crystal: On second thought go follow her, i doubt this is gonna go well and we need a backup planΒ
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Crystal: Go follow your wife and get that true loves kiss Β
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Hildy: the cheese fair,perfect while there busy fucking around i can search there house. *uses Alohomora on the door and goes in*Β
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Hildy: *bumps into him, turns around and screams*Β What the fuck! why are u here? your supposed to stay home! *takes out cell phone and calls the house* Crystal why the fuck is he here? i thought u were gonna keep him at home where he wont be in the way?Β
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Hildy: *sighs* Β Alright, fine, if i cant find the stone ill kiss him
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Hildy: Great, thanks, bye.Β *hangs up* Grim plz stay in the house this time, i cant afford any fuckups, can u do that for me?
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Hildy: *smiles* Thanks Grimmy, love u bye *waves wand and disappears*Β
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Hildy: *appears in town* Theres the bastard, now i just gotta get the stone! *waves wand* Accio Love stone!Β
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Hildy: What the fuck i said stone not d! *waves wand* put him down and get me the stone!Β
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Hildy: *takes it* Wow that was easy! thanks!Β now to end this fucking prob! *disapparates back to the ds house*
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Hildy: Grim i got the fucking stone, get your froggy ass back here and lets finish this shit!Β
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Hildy: Wait how do i use this? *takes out phone and calls home again* Crystel i got the stone, now how the fuck do i use it?Β
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