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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
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WHY!?
WHY MUST YOU DO THESE THINGS!?
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BECAUSE I RAN INTO IT!!! *cries*
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DON'T MAKE OTHERS SUFFER THIS!
ESPICIALLY THE Β LITTLE ONES!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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*cries and hugs* I'M SORRY!!!
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Good, now go eat ice cream, and sit in the corner of shame with a blanket.
You brought this upon yourself.
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Yes i did. *sits in corner of shame with stuffed animals galore*
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*throws stuffed animals*
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!
*takes out whip used during times of slavery
NOW BEHAVE OR I USE IT!
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*equips warlock armor and draws Invective*
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*takes out thousands of shoop da whoops
GO! China!
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*appears behind you and fires*
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*Ducks, but Trips
*Peter Griffin style
SSS AHHH
SSS AHHH
SSS AHHH
Giant Chicken Comes in
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*catches* Bad. No falling.
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*Goes to top of building
*Jumps off ledge
FFFUUUUUCCCCKKK YYYYOOOOUUUUU
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*catches* I'M BATMAN!
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God fucking dammit!
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HEY LOOK IT'S SUPERMAN!
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You can put me down now.
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Do I need to say the magic words?
Please, Thank you, and Step Off Bitch
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*falcon punches your gut*
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*Dodges in time and gets in vertibird
ADIOS!!! SUCKER!!! HAIL THE ENCLAVE!!!
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*aims spartan laser* "HAIL HALO BOYO!" *fires and blows up vertibird*
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Β *Falls
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON FRANK HORRINGAN'S DIIIIIICK!
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*catches* One ew, two no.
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Okay that is it
*pulls out AEP7 Laser Pistol
Time to end it
*Shoots Head
*Head Explodes
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