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PapaPicosa — The Origin of Unicorns
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Published: 2011-04-10 23:44:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 68867; Favourites: 1596; Downloads: 16323
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Made this real quick as a filler comic while I work on my other comic hahaha. I know this concept has been said a million times, but I never saw a comic about it. Sorry for the raunchiness, but if you can't take the F word, just move on haha. Hope you like it!If you edit or repost it, please let me know first, or at least give me some credit.
Hey look people do stuff like this!
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Awesome. Just.. Awesome. xD Makes perfect sense too.
You should see if you can post this on Memebase, (Memebase After Dark would be better though, because for some reason the F- word is only allowed on Memebase After Dark) It'd most likely get a lot of views there.
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Hahah sounds like a plan, tanks for the suggestion. Also sorry for the 20 year late reply ahha.
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This has SO MANY plot holes.... but it IS possible... maybe.... NARWHAL!!
*brain explodes from thinking too hard*
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LOL, that's exactly how it happened!
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LOL!! I DID A STORY LIKE THIS FOR SCHOOL!!!
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Hahaha and how did that turn out?
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So if this is where unicorns came from, then what of the platypus?
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I guess a beaver and a duck got it on or something haha.
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One day a platypus and a unicorn will hook up, and then where will we be?
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Uniplaticornpus-a-saurus. Only because a dinosaur sneaked into the mix haha.
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Which makes either the playtpus or the unicorn a cheater. The double-crossing bitch.
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the beaver cause it is born from an egg
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Probably the duck. Ducks are horny little bastards 8P
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Thank goodness that's settled. (I wonder if the same happened with a horse to make Pegasus...)
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Actually Pegasus was created after Medusa's (the woman with the snakes for hair) head got chopped off by Perseus. He kind of just sprung from her neck (or least that's how it was showed in a book I had on Greek mythology) or was born from her blood. Another variation is that after Medusa was decapitated, her blood mingled with sea foam and that created Pegasus, so I guess you can argue that Pegasus' father is Poisedon, the god of sea.
....Animals are weird like that.
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Eh, not too weird by Greek myth standards. Athena was born out of daddy's cannibalism and a literal splitting headache. Those wacky immortals.
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And let's not get into Zeus & Hera for the sake of our collective sanity.
OH DEM SILLY GREEK GODS
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No, let's absolutely not. 8C
WHO ELSE BUT THE PANTHEON!? -canned laughter-
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I know! Let's talk about Zeus and Alcmene (Hercule's mom) instead!!!
*reads a little about it on Wikipedia*
...
Oh. Wait. Scratch that. Nevermind 8C
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Surely there's some decent couple among the gods. I mean look at Apollo and Daphn--. Er. Zeus and Ganyme--. No. Hades and Per--. Wait, double no. Um. Hmm.
...
So how about that Hestia?
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Hestia is married, silly.
*pauses*
Oh wait, that's probably a good thing. Oh hey, and Artemis is single too.
Well thank goodness we have Shakespeare couples to take joy in! Like Hamlet & Ophelia! ... oh wait .... erm ... How 'bout Romeo and Julie-- oh yeah.....um ....
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Maybe we need to go a little less old school. You know sweet couples like Edmond Dantes and MercedeeeeUM. Ahem. Or Quasimodo and Esmeral--. Nevermind. Wait, Raoul de Chagny and Christine Daae! They were a cute couple! No problems between them psychotic homicidal stalker notwithstanding. <8D
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....you know what we'll just stick to Disney romances. Those turn out nicely! Like in "Pirates of the Caribbean" with Will Turner and Elizabe-- and I think I'll just stop right there 8|
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Why can't we have nice romances?
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The only nice romances I can think of at the top of my head are RPG romances, and they don't really count because it's your character and, well, they're RPGs
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-sigh- Why can't adult media have plain old happy couples versus introducing rivals/making them insane/have this one cheat on that one?
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Because apparently people don't want happy, rainbow unicorn, fluffy stories. Pplz just like teh dramaz yo' <--- this is me failing to use the language of the Interwebs, story of my life.
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Well, I suppose we wouldn't be entertained by a story if there wasn't drama, but does the drama always need to be in the main couple's romance? Couldn't it be focused on an outer force--villain doing something evil, zombies rampaging, escaping aliens and et cetera?
& dnt wurry, i suxxor @ teh leet speek 2!!1one! In addition, "LOL."
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Because the mind of human society is that a relationship with little to no problems is nonexistent and only happens in fairy-tales.
Yes I am a rather cynical bitch 8'D
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Nah, just a somewhat jaded realist. A cynic would say it's because human society only wants pairings that apply to their fetishes or are so dysfunctional that they know it isn't a lifestyle to live up to, making them feel better about their own crapsack relationships. Not that I'd think such a thing, of course.
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Wooooo, Jaded Realism *cheers*
I am officially using that as a term now
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Oh my gosh, you think I made a good term, thank you so much!<8D YOU THIEF. D8<
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U mad? *runs away* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!! >3
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I DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.
Now I'm gonna sell it for millions and become rich! MWA HA HA!!!
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MY CAPSLOCK AND I WILL END YOU.
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Tch, you and your capslock can try!!! >3
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You will never succeed when I have the power of BAAD SPLNG AT MAI HEND!!!!! >D
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yor baad zpelln is no mach 4 mai kewl leet speak, liek, z0mg!!1one1! lolololol. >83
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QAQ Nuuuuuuuuu!!!!! *implodes*
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*ghost hovers over you* You betch
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