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ParadigmPizza — What Cadence Does With Her Free Time

Published: 2012-11-16 22:46:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 9618; Favourites: 432; Downloads: 337
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Description Another one about the wife-throwing part because I felt like it.
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AussieGriffin [2016-11-06 05:25:06 +0000 UTC]

... This makes a lot of unsettling sense now I think about it. o.O
A.G.

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nouseyourname [2016-08-25 16:41:21 +0000 UTC]

  Fire the love horse, Royal Guard horse!

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FangRoseTheHedgehog [2016-04-05 03:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Shining Armor: "Honey, where's you get this cannon?"

Cadance: "I stole it from the USS Missouri."

Shining: "What?"

Cadance: "Nothing! I love you, Sweetie!"

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fanfics4ever [2015-01-23 05:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Um..... She can already fly

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Zalleus In reply to fanfics4ever [2015-02-16 19:19:34 +0000 UTC]

If a cannon isn't involved, what's the point?

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fanfics4ever In reply to Zalleus [2015-02-16 20:48:09 +0000 UTC]

How about... SAVING HER KINGSOM?!

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Zalleus In reply to fanfics4ever [2015-02-17 00:18:14 +0000 UTC]

I dunno what a kingsom is, but whatever it is, it needs more cannons. Maybe if it had cannons it might not need so much saving.

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fanfics4ever In reply to Zalleus [2015-02-17 00:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Damond typo; kingdom

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Zalleus In reply to fanfics4ever [2015-02-17 01:26:40 +0000 UTC]

You either need to turn auto-correct off or retake english.

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fanfics4ever In reply to Zalleus [2015-02-17 02:32:54 +0000 UTC]

You either need to stop being a troll or get off the internet.

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Zalleus In reply to fanfics4ever [2015-02-17 03:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, I was joking about how you wrote 'Damond' instead of 'Damned', but yeah, I guess that one was a little harsh.

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pinkiejack-applepie [2014-03-21 09:39:01 +0000 UTC]

so thats how  she trained for shining throwing her

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Fujin777 [2014-02-10 21:26:00 +0000 UTC]

What's next? Cadence wanting to get shot out of a battleship gun turret from let's say the USS Missouri?

LOL and hilarious!

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FangRoseTheHedgehog In reply to Fujin777 [2016-04-05 03:03:11 +0000 UTC]

"Let's drop some love on those motherbuckers."

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Fujin777 In reply to FangRoseTheHedgehog [2016-04-05 17:19:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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sailingauora In reply to Fujin777 [2014-02-12 10:44:09 +0000 UTC]

Good old mighty Mo

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spookyd0nut [2014-02-01 22:54:39 +0000 UTC]

lol    

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RosebudPerry [2013-07-11 11:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Puns are so PUNNY! I mean funny.

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RosebudPerry [2013-07-11 11:01:26 +0000 UTC]

PFFFF CANNONDENZA! PUNS ARE FUN.

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Obsequiosity [2013-05-14 02:54:40 +0000 UTC]

They'll never find another princess of her...caliber.

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DarthGojira [2013-04-03 21:58:48 +0000 UTC]

This is how they should have defeated Discord and Chrysalis

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Ireland893 [2013-03-17 11:22:24 +0000 UTC]



^_^..........................

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DolphinSilverwolf [2013-02-21 22:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Dear, I know you've got wings, but this defenestration fetish has gotten out of hand.
Just pull the trigger, dear.

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danail24 [2013-02-16 08:23:23 +0000 UTC]

HONEY BUN THREE THOOOOUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

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odst116 [2013-02-06 01:07:46 +0000 UTC]

on the other side is Shining armor with a butter fly net

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DolphinSilverwolf In reply to odst116 [2013-02-19 02:11:20 +0000 UTC]

I thought he'd be the one at the cannon controls.

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stickman00 [2013-01-07 03:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Lets Rock

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MightyMorphinPower4 [2012-12-02 23:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Lol exllcent one

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Jose-Ramiro [2012-11-26 04:40:07 +0000 UTC]

"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!"

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ZebulonSmiley [2012-11-23 23:50:20 +0000 UTC]

Your so awesome doing wife-throwing art. XD Favorite 'what the heck?' moment in pony history. ^^

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MI-9000 [2012-11-22 16:57:53 +0000 UTC]

oh my god!, the sunglasses and she is so extreame!

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OHCF [2012-11-19 09:51:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised nobody turned Shining Armor into Shining Catapult Turtle yet.

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angelofrombelow [2012-11-18 23:48:33 +0000 UTC]

Made me laugh.

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Keimori [2012-11-18 07:14:28 +0000 UTC]

XD more win!

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Lunarfighter [2012-11-18 07:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Soo much swag! XD

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Morphyloon [2012-11-18 06:25:39 +0000 UTC]

To the mooooooooon...!

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nobetternameforbrony [2012-11-18 03:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Explains a lot

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NurioMarayana [2012-11-17 00:58:19 +0000 UTC]

Same here as on the previous deviation... Her name is spelled Cadance, not Cadence.

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Siarnaq21 In reply to NurioMarayana [2012-11-18 18:56:16 +0000 UTC]

I like how if you Google "cadance," it asks if you mean "cadence." Ninety percent of ponies are named after actual things. Cadence is a musical term. Cadance has red squiggly lines beneath it.

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NurioMarayana In reply to Siarnaq21 [2012-11-18 19:54:50 +0000 UTC]

I am quite aware that cadence is an actual word and Cadance is not.
But as you said, ninety percent of Ponies are named after actual things. Celestia is close to an actual word, but isn't. Luna isn't a typical English word. (It's Latin.) And the same goes for Cadance: Close to an actual word, but isn't one.

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Siarnaq21 In reply to NurioMarayana [2012-11-18 19:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Technically speaking, Mi Amore Cadenza is Italian, and translates as "I love cadence," or possibly "cadence, my love." Check and mate.

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NurioMarayana In reply to Siarnaq21 [2012-11-18 21:37:39 +0000 UTC]

"Check and mate"? I didn't know you saw this conversation as a competition.

Yes, cadenza translates to cadence. This means that Cadance is her nickname or calling name. There is no rule stating that someone (or somepony's in this case) calling name should be a translation of their official name to the letter.

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Siarnaq21 In reply to NurioMarayana [2012-11-19 16:06:39 +0000 UTC]

But why would you make up a word when there is a preexisting word that both makes sense in context, and is spelled the way it sounds? That's like replacing Cs with Ks, or Ss with Zs. I'm sorry, it just doesn't make any sense to me.

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NurioMarayana In reply to Siarnaq21 [2012-11-19 16:25:48 +0000 UTC]

"Make up a word"? We're talking about names here, not actual dictionary words.
Just because there's an actual word "cadence", doesn't mean that Cadance's name should be spelled that way.

It may not make sense to you, but that doesn't mean it's impossible her name is spelled Cadance. And as I said, following official merchandise, it shows that the official spelling is Cadance.
Yes, there are a few pieces of merchandise that says Cadence, but similarly there are a few pieces of merchandise that says Apple Jack (instead of Applejack). You just have to look at which spelling is more prominent, and the more prominent spelling is the official real spelling. Namely: Cadance.

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Siarnaq21 In reply to NurioMarayana [2012-11-19 16:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Fine. Agree to disagree. It's completely illogical, but no one cares about logic anymore.

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NurioMarayana In reply to Siarnaq21 [2012-11-19 16:36:57 +0000 UTC]

You say there should be logic in all the names. But they're names. They don't have to follow logic.
Believe me, I am a proponent of logic. But I know where logic should be applied and where it should not.

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Siarnaq21 In reply to NurioMarayana [2012-11-19 16:38:18 +0000 UTC]

I'm just saying, Cadance and Cadence are pronounced the same way. It's weird.

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SkylordZuleano In reply to Siarnaq21 [2013-02-15 20:27:16 +0000 UTC]

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kingofraggedy [2012-11-16 23:16:52 +0000 UTC]

Falcon LAUNCH!

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AgentTasmania In reply to kingofraggedy [2012-11-17 01:07:16 +0000 UTC]

Falcon WIFE!

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