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parangsakti — Barnacles
Published: 2010-03-26 19:19:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 59532; Favourites: 496; Downloads: 841
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I'm so jealous with my cousin, the airline steward. He gets to meet all those pretty air hostesses everyday, and I'm stuck here on terra firma cramming for my exams.One day I opened a dimensional gate which sent the airplane into a primitive, plant based world. Just for fun. Cocoons everywhere....then I woke up.
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en el triangulo de las bermudas tal vez ahí que hay muchos misterios
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uhh english plz
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Just left alone for someone to pick them up, since the plants themselves can't do anything else
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Then a man walked by. "Ow, my barnacles," he said as I delivered a fierce punch to his nuts for no reason other than personal amusement. Then he disintegrated from the force of the punch.
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'Barnacles' is the most popular swear word used by Spongebob and his briny buddies.
Except Sandy though, she's from Texas
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At my house, there's a sort of theme of calling testicles "barnacles." I live in Minnesota, by the way.
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I just wrote the story from her perspective, that's all
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I'd rather keep that a mystery.
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'Barnacles' is Spongebob Squarepants' favourite curse owrd
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fantastic work! I imagine this being a great "game over" for these ladies. Big fan
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GAME OVER
PLEASE INSERT ANOTHER COIN
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I'm afraid she just has an emergency pair of nylons... guess she's out of luck!
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Beware of strange looking plants
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Why should I?... mpgh! mmmmpgh!
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Better than punching a wall...
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Incredibly sexy. Bondage aliens? Mummification? Tape?
...I wonder if this is a sort of torture system?
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Not really TAPE, I suppose, but very sensual nonetheless. *winks*
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Ah, that's right, being a non-US airline, they probably still hire pretty stewardesses, rather than matronly Flight Attendants.
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That's why I'm jealous of my cousin, what a lucky dude! But yeah, being a scientist probly I am too smart for an airline job anyway (and too short too)
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Hmmm, short and a scientist. Why am I suddenly thinking of Woody Allen in the original Casino Royale. *grin*
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Do you think I have potential? *Flexes muscles*
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Well, if you recall (or ever saw the movie), the plot was he was a Mad who invented a bomb that would kill all men over 5'1" and make all women beautiful. Since he was 5'2", he would be the tallest man alive and all the women would love him....
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It was a nice dream...until I woke up.
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meh, who knows, you might have it again some time ^_^
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and it might be better next time ^_^
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Hmm... ductape, AND bondage aliens that mummify women? Beautiful.
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Should've brought weed-killer on the flight.
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Well, maybe. I love it all, none the less.
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